A senior friend asked me to wait for him in an
eatery in Lagos.
So I ordered a meal of about N1,500 (an amount
a gentleman can afford).
While eating and waiting, I noticed a man in a
flowing apparel (Agbada) walk in.
About 50 seconds later, a man went to this man
and told him he
lost his wife and needed money to keep body and
soul together.
Immediately, the man gave him a million naira
cheque out of pity.
(Wow! I was shocked)
Another man went in crying and saying he lost
his father and needed money 4 his
burial, this good and benevolent man gave him a
million naira cheque too!
I told myself, "I can't be left out of this Bounty."
I began cooking a story in my mind, a pitiful lie
I'll also tell to
receive my own N1 million.
I summoned a little bit of courage and went to
where the rich man was sitting.
I told him I lost my grandfather and I needed
money. (I was crying
hysterically)While I was expecting this man to
open his briefcase and give me a
cheque too, I suddenly heard a noise from behind
me,
"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T
INTERRUPT OUR FILM."
KAI... E PAIN ME O I NO GO LIE
