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MY WIFE.

MY WIFE.

By Junior in 24 Feb 2016 | 06:06
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started....
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started....
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My wife was standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment."
I replied, "Your eyesight is perfect."
And then the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to my parents' house.
And then the fight started....
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Dedicated to all married couples. But don't send to all
I sent it to my friend. He sent it to his wife and then the fight started.
24 Feb 2016 | 06:06
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lol
24 Feb 2016 | 06:12
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lolz
24 Feb 2016 | 06:15
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laughing matter Wife matter
24 Feb 2016 | 06:49
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Lol..i will send it to @invincible and @frankkay if there wife see it that means...fight go start
24 Feb 2016 | 06:58
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Lol
24 Feb 2016 | 06:59
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hmmm
24 Feb 2016 | 07:53
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Lооооооls.
24 Feb 2016 | 08:15
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lolz.
24 Feb 2016 | 08:18
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Lol! Funny you. ...... Women and their act of picking up fights at any slightest thing
24 Feb 2016 | 08:24
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Lol my wife is out of town @onahsunday631
24 Feb 2016 | 08:52
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Lolx
24 Feb 2016 | 09:42
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funny couple
24 Feb 2016 | 09:49
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lol
24 Feb 2016 | 09:52
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@invincible ur wife will still come back for d fight na
24 Feb 2016 | 09:53
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Ok
24 Feb 2016 | 10:00
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Thank God my wife na ur sis @onahsunday631
24 Feb 2016 | 10:08
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lolzz women wahala
24 Feb 2016 | 10:10
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lol @onahsunday631 funny
24 Feb 2016 | 12:43
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but man was right
26 Feb 2016 | 04:45
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