Craziness: Is Wen U Buy Blackberry Porshe Of #350,000 nd Landlord Dey Pursue ur Mama Cos Of 12k Huz Rent For Village
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Faith: Is Using The Last Money On u To Buy Wallet (wetin U Go Put Inside?)
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Stupidity: Is Having Six Big Cars While Living In A Rented Apartment (Eko For Show, Lagos Mumu)
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Wealth: Is Wen U Buy A 1st Class Return Ticket To Uk Juz To Pick Up A Forgotten Wrist Watch (money Speaking)
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Wastage: Is Buying A Big Mansion At Asokoro In Abuja And Only ur Mai-guard And Huz Maid Dey Live Dere (political Armed Robber)
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Trouble: Is Slapping A Soldier In Front Of A Quarter Guard In A Barracks (you May Nt Live Well Enough To Tell The Story)
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Love: Is Buying Suya 4 ur Girlfriend While You Eat Only D Onions Wit Tears Rushing Frm ur Eye (You Luv Her Abi??? Hunger Never Deal Wit u)
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Dirtiness: Is When Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider Becomes Ur Roommates And You Say "God Created dem For A Purpose" (Na Lie, Na Moni Wey u Go Use Buy Trap, No Dey)
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Stinginess: Is Wen U Finish Reading dis nd u didn't comment