A Warri tenant walked in & saw
his landlord’s son trying to
commit suicide & a brief
conversation ensued:
Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do
so?
Akpos: I dey try commit suicide,
as Papa dey always complain say
my life dey worthless!
Tenant: That one no good now…
but why you come tie de rope for
your waist?
Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o!
I bin tie de rope for neck, I
NEARLY DIE!
[b]Bad Mood[/b]
Akpos sat in a bar and was very
moody. Soni goes over and asks;
‘Akpos, wetin happen?’.
A very sad looking Akpos replied:
‘I borrow Rukewe N2million to
do facial surgery, and now I no
fit recognize am to collect my
money back.
[b]Letter Bomb![/b]
Two boko Haram boys, Habib &
Akpo are making letter bombs.
Habib: “I’m not sure whether I
put enough explosive in this
envelope before I sealed it.”
Akpo: “Well, then open it and
look.”
Habib: “But if I open it, it will
explode!”
Akpos: “Don’t be stupid – it’s not
addressed to you!
Today’s lesson at school is
Animal science
Teacher:wot is a baby lizard
called?
Akpos: a baby lizard is called
lizzybaby.
[b]The Exam[/b]
During the exam, Akpors kept
looking under the table, then he
would write on the answer
sheet. His teacher saw him doing
that & thought he was copying.
When collecting the paper after
the exam..
Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10
marks.
Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do you know that I
was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under
the table.
Akpors: *laughing* Question 9
said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “.
[b]Akpos Papa[/b]
Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you
drive am commot for school,
Wetin he do???
Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son no
know book at all, He no fit spell ”
LION ”
Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah…You know
say na SMALL pikin……You for tell
am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL
like ” MOSQUITO
To the Coolval Ladies.
[b]Why Na?[/b]
1. You will cheat on your partner,
you will still cheat during exams..
You be cheetah??
2. You fix eye lashes like
toothbrush, tattoo your body like
vitafoam design, wear earrings
like alloyrims and you want a God
fearing man.. Sorry, God won’t
give his saint to Devil’s saint, it
doesn’t work that way.
3. Some girls will be scratching
their buttocks in public as if it’s
recharge card…Haba!
4. Some girls handbag be looking
like ballot boxes.. as if they
wanna go rig election.
5. Guys don’t put banana inside
their boxers to deceive you girls,
why put foam bra and foam bum
bum to deceive guyz. Your case
dey heaven.
6. Girls and love of money
shaaa!.. How can you be asking
me “where is my gift? “on
mother’s day?.. Are you my
mother?
