Today marks the end of another stressful working week.
It's time to sit back and relax to a wonderful joke session while looking forward to a lovely weekend.
1.An accident occurred today. 11
persons were injured and 12
died.
So the Minister of Health
promised to offer N5,000 to
the injured and N6million to
the dead for their funeral.
All of the sudden, one of the
injured got up and moved
towards where the dead
people were.
Immediately, one of the dead
people whispered to
him: “Bros, go back to your
place; do not bring confusion
here, they have counted us
already!”
*
2.UCHE: Mommy, can I go to
Chidera’s house?
MOMMY: No!
UCHE: Why?
MOMMY: No fuel.
UCHE: Ahn ahn! I’m using my
legs.
MOMMY: If you get missing, is it
not a car we are going to use
to find you?
*
3.I fell in love with a girl called
Amanda, but don’t have the
guts to ask her out. So I went
to see a native doctor popularly
called “Baba”.
All he demanded from me was
1-month internet data
subscription money which I
paid and he gave me a ring
called ‘Touch and Follow’.
He said, “All I need to do is
touch her with this ring and
she will follow.” I was excited
because that was pretty easy.
The next day, when she was
passing, I created a scene just
to draw her attention and
touched her like it was a
mistake. I was expecting her to
follow me, but she didn’t,
rather she moved on and was
pressing her phone.
I was disappointed and went
home. On getting home, I
checked my phone and saw 9
notifications showing Amanda
Paul is now following me on
Twitter, Instagram, Keek,
Badoo, Viber, sent me a friend
request on Facebook, sent me a
message on Whatsapp and
2go.
I called Baba immediately to
inform him and he replied me,
“My son, we’ve upgraded,
everything is now digital! Bye
to rural village, welcome to the
global village. That was why I
did not ask for a cock, the brain
of a mosquito, a vulture’s eye
and groundnut oil but one month internet data to keep me online.
*
4.It is only in Nigeria where you’ll
see a notice board that says,
“Job Vacancy: Man wanted with
40 years experience of work.
He must be less than 25 years
of age."
*
5.Late one night, a thief wearing
a mask jumped into the path of
a well-dressed man and stuck a
gun in his ribs. “Give me your
money,” he demanded.
Stubborn, the rich man replied,
“You can’t do this! I’m a
Nigerian Senator!”
“In that case,” replied the thief,
“give me MY money!”
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Happy weekends in advance #fams
