1. When a guy and a lady are
seen discussing, they are dating.
_
2. If a guy tells a Lady to come, he
wants to woo her.
_
3. All old women are witches.
_
4. Anybody that is too Rich has
done Money Ritual.
_
5. A lady that is a Nurse had
better wear her uniform when
walking out of the Clinic before
Nigerians will think she went for
an abortion.
_
6. Every Politician is Embezzling
Money.
_
7. All wealthy men have joined
occultic group.
_
8. All Lawyers are liars.
_
9. Philosophers are not Godly.
_
10. If a Pastor has plenty
members in his church, he is
using
Jass. # lol
_
11. If somebody is in the
University, he or she is better
than
those in Vocational School,
Polytechnic and Colleges of
Education.
_
12. Every successful Musician has
joined Illuminati.
_
13. All Traders do cheat.
_
14. All Men are wicked.
_
15. If u don't come to church one
sunday, u have started back-
sliding.
_
16. If u walk with confidence, u
are proud.
_
17. If u decide to always be
alone, u have evil spirit.
_
18. If u always answer question
in class, u are the Teacher or
Lecturer's boy/girl.
_
19. Every rich Muslim is an Alhaji.
_
20. Every brother in the church is
a Pastor.
_
21. Every critic of government is
a member of the opposition
party.
_
22. A male child is better than
female.
_
23. Gari is poor man's food.
_
Fellow Coolvallers Which one do you hate most??
