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1) AMAKA (The basic Eastern girl)
Amaka is the type of girl who is
ready to be whatever you want
her to be, as long you have
whatever she wants (cars,
houses, containers, chieftaincy
titles etc). Amaka is likely to be
naturally light skinned, hairy and
quite pretty, she loves shiny
clothes and red lipstick. Amaka is
also likely to have a little problem
with pronouncing words that
start with the letters R and L, she
is homely and very peaceful (until
you take her for granted). Her
weaknesses are self-composure
and esteem as she is easily
intimidated by classier woman
(hence making the very loud
Amaka become an introvert) …
But one good thing Amaka
would leave you with is hunger
for her meals.
(2) FUNKE (The Ijebu drama
queen)
When Funke talks or whispers,
you would think she’s quarreling
with you. Her persona is quite
funny. She’s likely to be dark
skinned, busty and somehow
pretty; she loves the night life
and would stop at nothing to
flaunt you before her
competitors. She is likely to have
more female friends, grouped
into different names on her
phone and diary (e,g Binta
Secondary school girls, Great-Ife
ladies, Bukki’s wedding bridal
friends).
Funke is one that can never be
intimidated (or intimidated, as
she is likely to pronounce it)
because when English fails her in
a brawl, there is always Yoruba
as a backup; but one thing you
won’t forget about Funke is her
oily food. The oil in her meals is
enough to ordain as many
priests as they are in this lifetime
… #okbye
(3) MEET AMINA (The silent killer)
Amina is the sweetest girl ever!
She is decent and homely, well-
groomed and has the most
potential towards being a lasting
spouse, but what Amina wants?
Amina gets! Amina shouldn’t be
toyed with because she is either
a niece or daughter to one
“baba”. She is more open to
diabolic means, as it is within her
reach. Amina is beautiful sha oh
… especially when you take off
that hijab and see what God
gave her. One thing Amina makes
you remember is her total
submission and respect for you.
(4) EKAETE (The raw material)
Ekaete is just the most hilarious.
From her intonation to her
walking steps, you would never
forget this one. Ekaete is also
good in the kitchen, as your
weight would never remain the
same! Ekaete is raw and proud
of it; but please don’t expose
Ekaete too much, except you
want to stop enjoying what she
is known for *I no talk pass that
one*.
(5) FEJIRO (The waffey mama)
Fejiro is comedy, because she is
also a very self-confident person,
whether na hand, mouth or
bottle……she dey dia! Fejiro is
likely to be a bad cook as
everything she would cook must
have little salt. Fejiro is the kind
of woman that would come into
your life and make others leave …
she doesn’t share her man. One
thing you will never forget about
her is her ‘waffey’ semantics
during a quarrel.
(6) PRINCESS (PH’s 1st daughter)
Princess could be originally
named Omasiri-chi, Ebiere or
Ibiso but she chooses to call
herself Princess because of the
need for a “Behind” English
name, which is highly necessary
for self-promotion. So Princess
is your typical ghetto Harriet, she
probably can drink more beers
than you, and probably has more
money sef. But, she’s with you
because the need to have a
“boyfriend” is crucial. She is likely
to wear a leg chain and have her
eye-lash extensions in different
colors. She is a trend follower
and would stop at nothing to get
the “latest” thing in town. She
isn’t homely because she could
be a mother of three (secretly),
and one thing that shouldn’t
shock you is when you find out
is that she could be ‘doing’ girls
by the side. So gentlemen, here
are the ladies and their “basic
Eve-Nature”, however; education,
exposure and social standing
could erase or exempt these
facts.
ABEG IF YOU NO SEE YOUR NAME
ASK GOOGLE WHY
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