HOLAKIZZO
When Holakizzo was in SS3, his teacher
always
yelled at him,
calling him
"a waste of conception, time and space and
a
sure
failure in life". One day, poor holakizzo's
grand
mother came to
school
to check out how her grandson was. doing.
The teacher told
her
quite frankly that she had never seen such a
dumb boy all her life; and advised her to
withdraw and
enroll him
under an artisan, because formal schooling
for holakizzo would
be a total waste of time and money. The
grandmother,
shocked at
the teacher's remarks, withdrew her
grandson
from
the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
**** 25 years later ****
The teacher was diagnosed with a brain
tumour. All the
doctors
she met advised her to do surgery. And only
a
certain
doctor in the
whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri)
could perform this
procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor
teacher agreed
to
have the surgery performed. Fortunately, It
was successful.
When
she
awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a
handsome young
doctor
smiling down at her.
She was on artificial respiration from a
machine that
provided her
oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could
not speak. She
looked
sideways and suddenly began to express
shock
& anguish,
her
face started
to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to
raise her hand
and
tell him something but couldn't. She
struggled, she fought
hard-
Then she gave up the Ghost and died. The
young doctor
was
shocked. He tried to find out what went
wrong. Eventually
he found
out that it was our dear holakizzo (now
working as
a cleaner in
the
hospital) *god forbid sha* who had disconnected the lady's
oxygen machine
to
connect his phone charger.
Wait ooo!... Don't tell me that you thought
that holakizzo became
the
doctor? lol If I hear... This is not Nollywood.!
Holakizzo no
know book, period!! Smile a bit ..
