Your politicians went to Nduka Obaigbena's lavish birthday party for other reasons, apparently.
You must have heard that they flew in superstar Toni Braxton for the event.
So in the middle of her performance, Aunty Toni strolled towards the VIP section to show love (love in quote) to the men controlling the nation's wealth - this she did while singing.
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Call me nasty, but the different orgasm faces happening within moments of each other as she went hugging and sitting on the laps of these old moneyed men, I feared let there be no casualties of heart attack.
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Okay I forget who it was now.
Just one of the who's who seated at the same long table in the VIP area where Toni had moved to.
A hug didn't seem enough for his blood pressure, he went further by leaning forward, and then he planted a loud smack on Toni's cheek.
Like, the Nigerian man's method of kissing whereby every single muscle in his oral cavity gets involved, as in "mmuwaaah!" with so much brazenness.
Well, as it happened, Toni played it off and went on to flirt with the next person who'd been shifting in his seat. Shows that the pay must've been good.
But really, I felt embarrassed for Nigeria, particularly the kisser's wife.
Lai Mohammed, at first maintained composure when it was nearing his turn. But as soon as Toni put her arm delicately around his neck, singing a stripped down bedroom version of her signature song 'breathe again' softly into his ear, baba's eyeballs rolled like a lottery draw machine.
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The one that got me was when she moved through the audience.
Men of timber and caliber, CEOs and whatnot, came around again to drag aunty Toni's arm. Some of them started to push themselves in their quest to be touched.
Just like school boys struggling to get the last batch of zobo during recess.
"You haff not hug me o,"
"See me here o," they panted.
So one-by-one, she makes seductive faces and runs her fingers lightly across their chests and bellies. In turn they convulsed with excitement, exchanged hearty laughs and congratulated themselves for being touched.
Talking about people's daddies and great-grand-daddies in agbada and red caps.
My state governor included. Small light hug he collected from Toni and oga started to laugh with his nostrils.
