NEW COMER
Pastor: if u are fellowshipin wit us for d first tym in dis church, D New life Church. U are so special to us. D whole church will like to knw ur name.
New comer: I'm Dele Ogbeche.
(church...shouts and cheers)
Pastor: Halleluyah!
church: Amen.
Pastor: Mr Dele Ogbeche, do u av any prayer request u want d church to pray for u?
Ogbeche: yes sir. D church shud help me pray dat God shud promote my business in dis church more dan hw he promoted it in my former church.
Church: AAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN.
Pastor: Church, I will want u to use d whole of ur strength to pray d prayer for him Dat Oh Lord, promote dis Mr Ogbeche's business in dis church (speaks in tongues...masokokokokole sebede)Thus saith d Lord, Listen, dat ur business shall sell in dis church more dan wia u are coming from in thousand/million folds.
Church/Ogbeche: AAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, open ur eyes. U left ur former church bcos d business was not selling very well abi?
Ogbeche: yes sir. Actually it was selling at first cos d pastor had like 7 Children and d children started dying one by one and dey were buying d casket dey use to bury dem from me. Likewise d church members started dying small small so my business was growing cos dey were all buyin dia casket from me. By d grace of God sir, I make casket.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e buru ni? pls stand up. Church, u will pray, oh Lord destroy mr Ogbeche's life permanently if he refused to leave d church immediately...
Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, FATHERRRRRRRRRR.
Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of d church) OLORI IBU.=)) :D =D
My pple do av a great day!!! =D :D
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