A new element has been added to the
PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to
ask.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and
care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold,
platinum, diamond, branded clothes
and other expensive items.
NATURE:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to
form a sexy Opaque surface area.
2. Very Stable in the presence of I-
Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive
element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to
take her BF by Substitution reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life
of her Radioactive Dating reaches
30yrs.
5. Makes a happy POP sound when a
Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or
foreign element like GUCCI combines
with her at a high temperature of
100,000 degrees naira .
ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO
more Physical/chemical Properties of
element Gl
