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Nigerian funny quotes in pigin and its translations

Nigerian funny quotes in pigin and its translations

By Sir in 20 Jan 2016 | 13:46
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[b]Man wey naked no dey put
hand for pocket
loose translation: You can’t do somethings if
there are no certain conditions.
Chicken wey run way from
borno go Ibadan go still end up
inside pot of soup
loose translation: You Can’t Run Away From Your
Destiny
Today’s newspaper na
tomorrow Suya wrap
loose translation: Keep calm! Nothing last forever
Cow wey dey in a hurry to go
America go come back as corn
beef
loose translation: Just be patient. Let the game
come to you. Don’t rush!
Akara and moin moin get the
same parent na wetin dey pass
tru make dem diffrent
loose translation: How you start doesn’t
matter,what matters is how you finish.
Wetin consign agbero with
twitter handle,or malu/cow with
face cap?
loose translation: Mind your business .
If life dey show you pepper,my
guy make pepper soup from am
loose translation: Make something good out of a
bad experience
I get am before No be property
loose translation: S top living in the past and start
living in the present.
If person too tey for party e go
follow dem wash plate
loose translation: Don’t outstay your welcome
Rolling stone,ofcourse na
person push am now!
loose translation: T here is always a reason for
something
Craze no hard to form,na the
trekking be wahala
loose translation: Easier said than done
No matter how hot your tempa
be,e no fit boil beans.
loose translation: Calm down,your temper won’t
solve the problem
Every mallam with em own
kettle,every aboki with em own
radio.
loose translation: Every man for himself
You no need cutlery to chop slap
loose translation: You don’t need my translation
to understand this,lol :)
Opolo eye no be open eye
loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn’t make
you civilised,lol
Leave matter for Mathias and
Sabi for Sabinus.
loose translation: Let sleeping dog lie
Bring suya, bring suya,…….na
cow body dey suffer am.
loose translation: Every action has a consequence
E go better na e go better,na im
make ibo man still dey Kano
loose translation: When there is hope,there is Life.
Escort me, Escort me, naim
slave trade take start.
loose translation: Serious things sometimes start
like joke
Na from play play dem dey form
PLAYER
loose translation: Serious things sometimes start
like joke
Pikin wen use agbada take stat
guy go talk wetin e go wear wen
e old.
loose translation: Slow and steady wins the race
The water wey dem use take
make eba can never be
recovered back.
loose translation: Don’t cry over spilt milk
Nearly no dey kill bird.
loose translation: It’s either you have it or you
don’t
Fly wey no get special
adviser na im dey folow dead
bodi enta grave
loose translation: Don’t stay ignorant
No matter how lizard dey do
press up, e no go get chest like
aligator
loose translation: Be proud of who you are
The cassava today fit be gari
tomorrow
loose translation: No condition is permanent
If mad man don beat ur mama
before,if she see mechanic she
go run…
loose translation: once beaten twice shy
Jollof Rice wey dey for d bottom
of pot 2day go dey for top of
cooler 2moro
loose translation:no condition is permanent
Fowl wey dey carry for head no
dey know say to waka na work.
loose translation:A dependant would not know
the value of what he/she is enjoying.[/b]
20 Jan 2016 | 13:46
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20 Jan 2016 | 13:54
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wow lwkmd lol
20 Jan 2016 | 14:12
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Hmmm I don learn beta tinz 2day. @Sirmike u try welu welu #Yawnin
20 Jan 2016 | 14:41
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So funny
20 Jan 2016 | 14:46
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Hahahahaha funny but true :)
20 Jan 2016 | 14:54
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Truly funny
20 Jan 2016 | 15:12
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@Invincible I hop u hear say fly wey no dey hear advic dey follw corp kpeme 4 inside inside. Lol Now wey I tel u mek u stop weedin (smokin weed) u no gri hear, until wen d tin enta ur brain... hmmm d rest na history, cuz even ur wif @Mizleemah go denie u, n I go tek her mari. #Yawnin
20 Jan 2016 | 15:26
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@sonshine HOLY GHOST FIRE!!!!!!
20 Jan 2016 | 15:49
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''today news paper na Tommorow suya wrap'' omo like that piece like kilode! . . so all those when dey form familiarity now go soon fade like brocade.... . Ooooshe!! In d-bang's voice @sirmike u dey enter class jare Oya bring ur ear come here. :) :) :) :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
20 Jan 2016 | 15:56
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Hahahahaha @ritagold gold werin u wan use my ear do abi dem don teleport u from village lol :) :mrgreen:
20 Jan 2016 | 16:01
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True talk
20 Jan 2016 | 16:04
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the translations are weird
20 Jan 2016 | 17:06
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I dn laff tire
20 Jan 2016 | 17:10
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HOLY WATER !!! @Invincible
20 Jan 2016 | 18:01
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nice one
20 Jan 2016 | 19:36
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O make sense sha
20 Jan 2016 | 19:56
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Thnks jare madam tenny @krizzy hmm wiyad!
20 Jan 2016 | 21:51
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GOOD TO READ.
21 Jan 2016 | 01:39
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[b] @sirmike = u don try o [/b]
21 Jan 2016 | 04:53
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Wow @sirmike ur mama bon u well
21 Jan 2016 | 07:14
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hmm
21 Jan 2016 | 08:36
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Yes o lol @jenny1
21 Jan 2016 | 10:16
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I don alot 4 dis writeup o
21 Jan 2016 | 12:17
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Abi @chomyline
21 Jan 2016 | 13:40
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@sirmike yes o
21 Jan 2016 | 14:14
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lolzzz
21 Jan 2016 | 15:11
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sitting down
21 Jan 2016 | 15:11
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