Nigerian Moms Be Like, "Go And Buy Me Lux Soap For #80. If They Don't Have Lux, Buy Joy Soap for #70. But If Joy Soap Is #80, Don't Buy It. Buy Me Lux. If The Lux Soap Is Not #80, Just Buy Joy. And If The Joy Soap Is Not #70, Buy Lux".
Then The Child Will Be Like, "Mummy, I Didn't Understand, Could You Repeat What You Said?".
Then The Mum Would Use Slippers To Pursue The Child Like, "C'mon, Will You Go And Buy Me What I Sent You? Just Buy Rubbish And Come Back Here, Then You'll See What I'd Do To You".