#* I can't stop laughing here, pls just join me....*#
1. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pommo lips
Lemme not talk sha.
2. You watch Korean or Indian movies and see how a lady slaps her man out of anger and her man kisses her, trying to calm her down. And my sister you want to try it with a Naija guy?????????...
I'm coming..Let me go and price wheelchair for you →→
3. My British friend just asked me, 'What is ASUU?'....I told him it's an annual festival in Nigeria where students don't go to school for several months
Abi I lie? # Lol**
4. # LADIES
A man without money is not broke, he is temporary unable to dispense cash... just like ATM.
# Guys are u with me?
5. I Think My Smart Phone Has Broken. I Pressed The Home Button But Am Still In the Office.
6. I gave up on life when I picked up my girlfriend's phone and saw my contact name saved as, "FREE FOOD"!
7. When I'm chatting with ma crush & I don’t want it to end
Me: So do u have female sisters?
8.
Its only in Nigeria you will see
# FOOD_IS_READY . But when u go in and ask for pounded yam with egusi, they will tell you “E still dey fire”
9. Remember when your primary school teacher told you that you're good for nothing but now you are the admin of three Whatsapp groups?
My brother, You made it!
10. The four greatest LIES in Nigeria
1. One Nigeria.
2. Bail is free.
3. The youths are the leaders of tomorrow.
4. Police is your friend.
Don't argue with a citizen.
11. Akpos to his son: Son, your girlfriend will never tell you but she has that one male friend on her Whatsapp that she tolerates so much and right now the guy is whatsapping her "How is that cow of yours?" And your girl is laughing and replying with... "No he is not a cow lol" but the moment you mess up she texts that boy with, "Guess what the Cow did today?" Then they joke and laugh at you all day!! That's why you sometimes feel no appetite to eat.
12. Some boys will wear one Boxer for one month
Abeg na subscription?
13. Short fat girls holding their waist with one hand be looking like:
TEA CUP
# Abi_I_Lie ??
14. Some girls don't go to Gym but they look physically fit because of running from one man to another
15. Some GIRLS will not be able to see their future HUSBAND because of their eyelashes... # Fact!
16. Some guys will say a girl doesn't like them because they don't like money...
You self do you like yourself as you don't have money?
17. U will be dating ur girlfriend Jejely ..One stupid idiot will just appear and mention marriage to her ...All of a sudden ur babe will start behaving like Lagos traffic ...
Then she will start to ask you “Where is our relationship heading To SEF?”
My Dear na Azerbaijan or Iraq
18. # Guyz
If you want to toast a babe abeg go straight to the point, which one is "How is mummy and daddy"?
E concern you??
19. If you think you've not seen frustration ....Try eating hot spaghetti
with a rubber spoon.
The spaghetti will just be forming slay queen
20. Dah moment "You go to the drug store to buy poison to kill yourself but you still standing there waiting for your balance.... Dude, are you serious?! " what are u going to use the balance for ni?
21. It’s funny when I see some young Nigerians who say they are vegetarians… My friend, eat meat and don’t be stupid.
# Mtcheeew !
22. If 3 kids are called 'triplets', does that make one kid a 'singlet'?
23.
Big boy is not when you manage buy iPhone7 and behave rude to your elders. Big boy is when your girlfriend ask you for money and you give her your ATM with the password and tell her to withdraw any amount.
Ladies am I making Sense?
Any girl that thinks I’m making SENSE. Hmm Electric Pole FALL on U.
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Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe… Kikkikikikikikikiik…
