[b]The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, has discovered a major error on all Registrations so far, and has finally resolved to cancel the 2017 UTME, slated to hold from 6th May.
The decision was reached in the early hours of today, after it was detected that the PASSPORTS of candidates were omitted by a system virus while registration data was being uploaded since 20th March, 2017.
All efforts to recover uploaded passports proved futile, thereby resolving to cancel Registrations for the 2017 UTME entirely.
All candidates are by this notice, expected to note the following;
1. #NaJokeBeThis
2. #TodayIs1stApril
3. #AprilFoolsDay
4. #YouThoughtWeForgot?
5.#CoolvallersShouldNotAlwaysBeTooSerious
6. #LetsHaveSomeFunToo
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HAPPY APRIL f**l'S DAY
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We didn't do this last year, but due to all the wahala from JAMB, we decided to go ahead with it this year to calm the tensions down. Did we get you? Let us know how you felt as a comment below.
Now go out and create your own prank today. Remember to keep it safe and don't endanger yourself or anyone else. Most importantly, don't get fooled again.
Happy Coming Mock Exam,
Happy New Month,
With lots of love,
The Coolval Team[/b]
