Oga Titus by Eze Israel

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seated bring it on bro

[u]This is going to be superb, mind-blowing, fun filled and above all lovely..... Following 24/7, ride on @iambossizi[/u]

@eliboy r u going to study or studied English language in school?

I like the name,,,.... Ride on bro,,, following

Finally the long anticipated story has arrived,do your own part by always encouraging me. Thanks fams and God bless.. Episode 1... Titus:Chai,Chinedu...Iyaf suffer,just imagine which kind life be dis one...Shey na dis vulcanizer work I go do die? Chinedu:No talk like dat,no talk am..God dey,he go carry us go up Titus:Which time dat time go come. Chinedu:Just be patient, wait for Gods time Titus:Oooh be patient be patient, dats why I like Olamide..He say I no get patient and I no want the bone..So forget this patient tin you dey tell me. Chinedu:Na you dey talk o,if God do am now even you sef go shock Titus:Okay o,I hear you... Oya go answer customer Chinedu:You no fit go?After you wan make am abi Titus:Abeg just free me.. (Chinedu went to answer the customer) Chinedu:Madam, good afternoon Madam:Afternoon, what's wrong with your friend? Chinedu:Hmmmm..hmmm, Madam:Are you afraid? Chinedu: No ma o Madam:So speak what's wrong? Chinedu: He's hungry..We are hungry Madam:Rili?! Is dat why he's face is like that? Chinedu:Madam,haven't you heard that a hungry man is an angry man Madam:Is true,you are right (Titus coming towards them) Titus:Come o,I no understand you Chinedu.Na work you come do abi na talk you com talk ehn? Chinedu: Me and her dey talk price Titus:Na price una dey talk siiinceee..Wetin be the work she wan do,na pumping of tire abi na patching Chinedu: The two both of them join together Titus:Chi...Chinedu, the two both of them together??Who teach you English Chinedu: Okay,teacher Titus correct me na Titus:It is errrrm...errrm... Chinedu: Oya na,nwa teacher Titus:Calm down, am trying to combinate my sentence wella...It is the two of them altogether join. Chinedu:I know say you go know am Madam: The both of you are just so funny Chinedu: We are not comedy Titus:Ah Chinedu, no be comedy, its joker.We are not joker Chinedu: Eeh you go join am to become comedy joker Titus:E be like say we go add 's' to become 'comedy jokers' abi Chinedu: Yea,you are correct Madam: (Laughing hard) the both of you will not kill me with laugh,oya go to the boot and take the tire. I will come in the evening for it.. Take this money too (giving them 200n)just buy snacks its not money for your job. I will give you that when I come later. Chinedu: Okay ma..Oya Titus go carry the carry the tire Titus:Thunder fire you, you dey crase?You see say hunger wan kill me for here,you better go carry am.Bring the money make I go buy garri and groundnut.(collecting the money) Madam: (laughing) both of you ehn Chinedu took the tire out and bade the woman bye. to be continued...

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carry go,thanks for the call

I also dey here,,,, carry go.......

@hi-bee-kay I don sight you

Waow,i luv dis,nxt pls

Alright following bumber to bumber. Pls @iambossizi always tag me when ever u upload an episode. NO DULLIN TINS LIKE POGBA

omo I don laugh tire oooo... u no go kill me with laugh for this one wey we dey follow so.... ama follow till the end ni sha

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i don already sit down... Next abeg

@x-chuddyp this story will be updated 2wice in a day.Everyday it will be updated 10am and 6pm,am telling you this coz I ain't calling reg again. Thank you

@xchudy-p this story will be updated 2wice in a day.Everyday it will be updated 10am and 6pm,am telling you this coz I ain't calling reg again. Thank you

Seated let go

Nice continue

Iyor

Carry go, carry waka

This one go funny sha. Just like man that reason

laugh. Ride on bro., back to back. Keep rolling.

@blissymo2 I love that word 'back2back'

it's gonna be a long ride... nxt!!

Already sitted with my leg cross

Wow... . . As usual, seated with my fan choco

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am here

i don land .. .. .. eating life cow

just keep rolling, always ride with u

@xchudy-p

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Episode 2... The woman came back for the tyre later in the evening... Titus:Madam, welcome o Madam: Thank you.. So how much for the tyre Titus:Na 1million Madam: (smiling)You are kidding right? Titus:I no kid because I no be kid...Your money na 1million but I go pity you collect 300naira Madam:(laughing) funny you, take it and keep the change Titus:2000naira? Madam:Yea. Titus:Thank you o..Chei,God don butter my bread o,madam dey patronize us o.You hear? Madam: Okay, no problem (she zoomed off) Titus:Today na today,ashawo go hear am..Thank God say Chinedu no dey shop so I no go share any money with am. *************************************** (5min later Chinedu came back) Titus:Bia Chinedu, abeg I dey go house,I wan go shit so stay for shop I go soon come back Chinedu: No tey o Titus:No problem (Titus zoomed out and carried one ashawo to his one room apartment) Titus:How far na,spread leg make I do fast fast dey go shop. Ashawo:Money for hand,back for ground Titus:Trust me na,I go pay you.. Ashawo:I no hear dat one o Titus:Okay na,if my thing go down I no go do again o Ashawo:Eeeh,make e go down na Titus:E dey go down o.................e dey go down o.........In fact I no do again, come begin dey go.(pushing her out) Ashawo:Oyaa no vex,I go lie down spread for you. (After about 45-50min,they finished their business) Titus:Oya hold this one Ashawo:Ehn wetin be this.. Titus: Wetin e be you like Ashawo:Abeg abeg abeg I no dey for this drama Titus:Even me sef,I kukuma no sabi act drama. Ashawo: I go wound you o,complete this money Titus:For this economy, as I give you 500naira you no like am?Oya bring am back and return my sperm (abi coolvallers) Ashawo: E be like say you be crase man but I go show you say we dey crase for our family.(holding his dick and dragging it) Titus:Ewooo,abeg abeg Ashawo: You don ready to pay? Titus:I no hold money again Ashawo: You dey play,searching his pocket and taking 2000naira in total. You no even get money and you come dey fuck (leaving the house) Titus:(almost in tears due to the pain from his penis)You dey crase, God punish your Toto,I no even blame you na (pointing at his dick)na you I blame,I no know if na you dey control me abi na me dey control you. And this ashawo sef,she no fine o but her thing...E sweet! to be continued... Stay tuned, always remember to check updated stories everyday...Good evening to you all,I dey hail o @oluwaferanmi

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DIS GUY NA TOTO HIMSELF ....NYC ONE

Evening and welldone

Naso u just waste the 2k given to you, oga titus craze dey do you.

@adehsam abeg leave Oga Titus o.. @exceloge thank you very much @johnneroo sure it will @Robidon hmmmm

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titus did not have come sense

not even common sense and he allow ordinary ashewo to rub him

Oga titus, hmmm. You die well.

Funny

I was here. Continue

dat guy dey funny

Lol .. nice one bro

Rili Oga Titus

Seated

@blissymo if na you ashewo hold your 'tin' wetin you fit do

@Tolani the guy is really funny indeed..

@crusher thanks very much...I saw your dp,you r cute sha buh you no reach me *winks*

@johnoscar na so o

ride on

Haha U Nor Dey Try

Mehn!! I love this, its realy captivating and intriguing. The ashawo worwor gan but you choosed her because of her backside...

0ga titus, your #2000 don go be that!

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@froshberry-2 Titus no get sense at all how e go give ashawo 500 (figo)

Lolz....Sheybi he wanna fukk, now he found what he looked for @iambossizi

na so jawe @iambossizi

Ashawo toto sweet u... Titus.... Na fish?

Toh

mumu instead of u and chinedu to share the money u carry am give olosho

That's why he said,'shey na u dey control me abi na me dey control you.' referring to his dick @uncleba426

Hmmmmm

Lol . . Nice one . . Ride on

Ah don land! @iambossizi abeg no vex say ah come late, ah d watch plate 4 my madam. Interestinly interested. @oga titus, Ur prik don de work as ur brain ordinary toto u no fit overcome. U never see anytin sef.

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Lol ... I know na ... how can compare my ugly self to you

lol @crusher...You r Igbo right?

this story is a comedy joker kikikikiki laughing in Japanese

good for you Titus fish mumu

welcome on board

I de pront seat

Thanks for the call bro.... Lolxxx,,, this Titus still dey bleep for poverty....

Lol Titus na wetin fit you be that Ride on

Lol Titus na wetin fit you be that Ride on

Lol Titus na wetin fit you be that Ride on

Lol Titus na wetin fit you be that Ride on

Lol Titus na wetin fit you be that Ride on

Lol Titus na wetin fit you be that Ride on

@olorivicky e be like say we go add 's' at the back to become 'comedy jokers'..........laughing out loud

nor mind the guy jareh @iambossizi... na fish sense he get

Abeg next...i wanna laugh real hard

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Episode 3... ****Chiefs house**** The chief has identical twins, he is seen scolding them... Chief: See the both of you, useless children. All you know is to be calling daddy daddy....don't go and get a husband o. Lara:Daddy,are we going to beg men to come and marry us? Laura:Or are we going to put 'husbands wanted' apply within? Chief:Oh God oh God,see this foolish children... How old are the both of you? Laura:Daddy,we are just 37 for crying out loud Chief:Did I hear you call 37 just? Lara:Yes dad,we are just 37 and you are rushing us like this. I don't understand you o Chief:Oh,you thought you will stay with me for life and be eating my food huh?That's not possible. If you don't get a husband in 2weeks time the both of you are disowned...get out of my view,spoilt brats! (They scampered into their rooms) Laura:Lara,we need to get ourselves a husband coz we ain't getting young Lara:True talk sis but there's no guy coming our way.. Laura:You are right and I don't know why its so..Am I not set enough? My breast are still firm,see my butt too...So what's their problem Lara:I don't know o,see my large melons yet nobody is coming..Which kind kasala be this? Laura:Well, there is this dude I met on Facebook. We have been friends for long tho we ve never met,he asked me out on a date tomorrow Lara:Really? Laura:Yeap.. Lara:That's a plus for you o Laura:Don't be too sure until I get there. Lara:Am happy for you o (even though she was jealous) ****next day at KFC**** Laura:Hi,you Richard right? (Richard should be between 22-25,tall ,fair and handsome) Richard: Yea,I am and you are Laura huh? Laura:(smiling) Yea.It's nice meeting you Richard: The pleasure is mine..So how's your boyfriend Laura:I have none. Richard: You joking right? Laura:Nah nah ain't joking. Richard: Wow,that's nice... What do you think will happen?? Will Richard and Laura date??Drop your predictions... To me I think they will date but not marry,drop yours to be continued...

@froshberry-2 @johnoscar @eliboy @victoriouschild @coolval222-2 @oluwaferanmi @olorivicky @fi-fi @pizarro @everybody Happy weekend... Stay blessed Another episode will be in the evening

@froshberry-2 @johnoscar @eliboy @victoriouschild @coolval222-2 @oluwaferanmi @olorivicky @fi-fi @pizarro @everybody Happy weekend... Stay blessed Another episode will be in the evening... My club is playing today...Up Manchester united!

Hmmmmm... I think he just wanna play her..and not marry her.

@froshberry-2 you have a good thinking faculty buh let's see in the afternoon if you are correct..

Ok..Waiting till then..

[u]Ogbeni you do dis one @iambossizi , Well still following.... Bro wisdom you shall get, as u ride on.... RATATA[/u]

@eliboy wetin RATATA mean

Interesting, pls update me too

Ride on

@holuphunmi okay,no qualms

ahaha..oga titus!

i will keep on following

Marry ke 22 and 37 hmm

Ntc story bt too short,plz try to make it longer

observing

22 AND 37 . . CHAII, THE DIFFERENCE IS TOO MUCH . . I DON'T THINK THEY WILL MARRY

@tomigold its because two episodes will be posted daily that's why.Just bear with me,thank you

I don't know what will happen

Episode 4... Laura:So how's your girlfriend? (I guess Laura wasn't expecting a straight forward answer) Richard: She's fine, like she's okay.I even spoke with her before you came here. Laura:(provoked)So why are you cheating on her Richard: Excuse me,did you say cheat? Laura:Yea,cheat.. Richard: Explain what you mean by that (Laura who is known for getting angry at little things, as I can see now,she is really upset) Laura:If you weren't cheating on her then why did you hook up with another girl on a date,I mean you just wasted my time coming here. Richard: Sorry ma o,sorry ma buh were you thinking I was single?....Like a fresh dude like me without a girlfriend? Wait a minute, were you thinking I was gonna ask you to be my girlfriend? Jeeez,you even called yourself girl not even lady.ooops!did I say lady?you are a woman, yes!a full grown woman old enough to be my....kpozaaaa!! (A security came in immediately when he saw things were getting out of hand and told them to leave) Laura:(picking up her bag)Bastard! Richard: I can't lay hands on you coz you ain't my type bitch... Respect is reciprocal madam Laura... (Laura was so angry that she pushed the security man away and got into her Prado jeep)... ***at home*** Lara:So how did it go dear sister Laura:It went really bad,I mean twaz a waste of time. Lara:What really happened? (Laura went ahead to explain in full details) Lara:But are we that old?? Laura:See mirror there,go and check don't ask me. Lara:That means dad has always been right, Laura:Yea... ****next day**** (Laura took her car to the vulcanizer) Chinedu:Hey,Titus that madam don come again o Titus:Okay make I go answer am. Chinedu: Good boy Titus:Your father yansh Chinedu: (laughing) (Titus went to meet her) Madam:Weldone o Titus:Welcome ma Madam: I want to fix my tyre. Titus:Madam,sorry o Madam:For what? Titus:We nor dey fix tyre for here,na only pump and patching we dey do Madam:Oh,the two is what I will like to do Titus:But na you come day before yesterday na, Madam:You must be dreaming, come on go and take the tyre in the boot. Titus:No vex madam (He went and took the tyre) Madam: Make sure you finish it before I come back Titus:Okay ma...Your money na...(she zoomed off)Why this woman dey behave like this today na...Chinedu come help me push am enter shop jareeeh. Chinedu: Lazy man Titus:I no be man, Chinedu: You com be wetin Titus:I be guy Chinedu: (pushing the tyre)mumu,for your mind.You no know say you don old? Titus:Me wey just reach 28...Waka there Chinedu: Abegi,I go do the tyre and you go pump am. Titus:No wahala...Make I use that one run sleep Chinedu:Na only sleep you sabi,if I call your name and you no answer na better slap ah go give you Titus:You better no just try m Chinedu:Wait, shey you notice anything for that woman Titus:Yes Chinedu: Thank God say you sef notice am Titus:Say she dey harsh today abi? Chinedu: No,you no see how she dey look you? Titus:(touching chinedu neck) chaii....no wonder..Malaria don start,make I run go buy medicine. Chinedu:Idiot,come back here...You no sabi that lady? to be continued...

I've said it before that "eventually they'll both marry themselves" (Titus, Chinedu, Laura and her sister)

@froshberry-2 @victoriouschild @oluwaferanmi @johnoscar @john251 @coolval222-2 @eliboy @vict-vames @holuphunmi @froshberry help me cal reg pls

@Froshberry-2 how come you are always the first on every stories

@consider et @hauwa pls help with the reg too @iambossizi Na so i see am too..but am not always the first to comment on every stories nah...

hmmmm make ah just d luuk. @iambossizi carry go, no shaken.

B4 I tag u,u don comment @froshberrü-2

Na only date dem go date

Abi o @iambossizi

Observing. Speechless

I don't think Richard will marry her jare

[u]Let's go there bro...[/u]

ride on sir .. jejely following

Ok chairmen @eliboy @crusher

next

a 37years old lady want a 27years old guy to marry her hilarious right?

Go on

Ride on ' ' ' FOLLOWING

wait,,, do u mean 37yrs or 27yrs...

Just dating no marriage, anyway nice wkend too

@Lordfrosh you are so funny

@Bennydamsel Not that funny compared to you

@Bennydamsel Not that funny compared to you.

Interesting

Another episode drops by 7:00am tomorrow

leeme peep small before u post the nxt episode

U never see smtin.

Lagbaja, nting 4 her.

toooo short

rechard na to chop clean mouth

Maybe it was her twin that came before that's why she is different

Ride on.

Episode 5... Titus:Why I go sabi that kind person...You know am? Chinedu: Sure na...Her papa get money and she never marry,she dey find husband like say tomorrow no dey. Titus:NTA reporter..How you take know, no be me and you dey always dey shop?How you con know Chinedu: Forget that side,I dey current na Titus:Na you sabi Chinedu: You know say you fine pass me so you go toast am. Titus:E do, e do,e do...Ah ah oya go do the work before she go come Chinedu:Just think am o,na our opportunity to Make money be this Titus:Mtcheew Chinedu: If you wan make am, na wetin you go do be vat Titus:(already snoring) Chinedu: Na so so sleep e sabi,see am..E dey snore like pig (15min later) Chinedu: Oboy wake up,I don finish go pump am Titus:Abeg just help me (still closing his eyes) Chinedu: I don know say na wetin you go do buh I no go Gree.. Titus:Abeg help me if you do am I go toast am Chinedu: Na you talk am o Titus:Yes Chinedu:okay o Titus continued sleeping while Chinedu pumped the tyre... ****2hrs later**** Chinedu: Wake up joor(slapping him heavily) Titus:Chisos,you wan kill me? Chinedu: Since I dey call you nko Titus:I no hear na Chinedu: How you go hear,see that madam don come go give am the tyre and toast am join o Titus:See your head, wetin I go tel am now you know say I dey shame Chinedu: Kai,how me and you take meet..The tin you dey tel those ashawo tel am...Mumu Titus:if she slap me ehn,wetin I go do you,you go see. Chinedu:Go fast,carry tyre o Titus went to meet her and he greeted Titus:Welcome ma Madam:How are you? Titus:I dey fine Madam: Why is your face like this Titus:Nothing Madam:Tell me joor Titus:Errrm...eerrrm,I no like as you do 4 morning Madam:Am sorry, I was going late that's why..Is that all? Titus:No...no ma Madam: Tell me, Titus:Madam..madam..No vex o for wetin I wan talk Madam: I won't Titus:The tin be say chai...The talk heavy for mouth.............Madam I too like you o As he said it,he ran away fast before she slap him Madam:Come now,who is pursuing you Titus:Madam, you no vex? Madam: Not at all..So you like me or love me which one Titus:madam anyhow you see am but my heart dey always knack for you if I see you Madam: Hmmm...Can I meet you at that Mr Biggs in Egbeda by 1pm Titus:Okay ma,no problem Madam: Don't call me ma,call me Laura Titus:Lo ra Madam:Nah,Laura Titus:Oh Lawyer Madam: Say Lau Titus:Law Madam: Ra Titus:Ra...Lawra Madam: Whatever so what's your own name Titus:Titus Madam: Tites (using phonetics pronunciation) Titus:No be tightest,Titus Madam: You mean Tites fish? Titus:Madam, see you too,you no sabi pronounce ordinary Titus..E dey hard you, so you see say we fit ourself. Madam:(laughing) Put the tyre in the boot,see you tomorrow He kept the tyre in the boot and collected his money. Chinedu: How far,how e go Titus:She say make I meet am for Egbeda Mr Biggs by 1pm Chinedu: Aaah that place too far na.. Titus:Sheybi na you talk say make I toast am Chinedu: Eeeh nothing spoil, tomorrow you go go Titus:Guy I need good clothes, I no fit wear the clothes I get for house..You know say dey don wash. Chinedu: Na true o..Eh wetin go happen be say we go borrow Obi suit Titus:You sure say e go greee? Chinedu: Why not Titus:Okay na... ****Chiefs house**** Laura and Lara are seen talking Laura:I met another guy today, he's quite handsome. Lara:What's his name? Laura:Oh!I forgot to ask o Lara:Sis you are funny o..What's his occupation Laura:I don't know too Lara:Ah ah where did you guys meet. Laura:In a bank and we are going on a date tomorrow Lara:Wow,the guy must be a big boy.. You are having luck o Laura:Yes o ****The next day**** Titus is seen preparing while Chinedu is checking out Chinedu: O boy you are beautiful o Titus:You dey craze.How you go use beautiful for a boy ehn? Chinedu: Oga teacher e con be wetin Titus:No be beautiful, na pretty..So next time say o boy you pretty o Chinedu: Okay sir,na im be say if boy na pretty den girl go be beautiful Titus:Noo,how girl wan take be beautiful..You go say Girls are handsome Chinedu: Den beautiful, who get am Titus:Na Animal get beautiful.. You fit say that dog dey beautiful ooo Chinedu: okay,fine na for who Titus:Fine na 4 plant...like now,you fit say that flower fine o Chinedu: E don do,come begin go..See how the suit be like feather,e too big....When na so so woman you go dey knack Titus:Make I commot am? Chinedu: No o,e fit you Titus:You sure? Chinedu: Yes na Titus:Chai,na only 100n I get..na im be say I go use 50n enter okada go come Chinedu: How you go enter okada,you no know say breeze go dey blow the suit? Titus:Wetin ah go do Chinedu: Enter taxi like you be big boy. Bcoz she fit see you on top okada and e no go good like that. Titus:Taxi na 100n na,how I go do come back Chinedu: She go give you money na Titus:Okay,make I dey waka na to be continued... HAPPY SUNDAY FAMS!!! NEXT EPISODE DROPS TODAY BY 4PM,SO DON'T MISS IT...LOVE Y'ALL

@froshberry @coolval222-2 @olorivicky @holuphunmi @oluwaferanmi @victoriouschild @frankkay @everybody o

Waiting till 4pm sha...

@froshberry-2 happy Sunday o

Interesting

@iambossizi Same to you too..

following keenly

getting more interesting ride on bro

Carry on bro

guy kudos to you. I thought this story no go sweat until I make a move. Omoh the story dey sweet me say tomorrow no dey . 4pm should come past o. see Titus see suit. the date go funny die

@light1259 thanks for checking

BE READY, 40mins more..

Lol @froshberry-2 I no dey post again o

bring it on bro

Funny Guy

Richard Will Run Away When He Hear That Laura Is 37

Episode's 6... Titus:Sii sii taksi,come........ The taxi parked by his side... Driver:Where you dey go? Titus:Na Egbeda o Driver:Your money150n Titus:Wetin?? Na Egbeda I dey go no be my village o abi you don smoke? Driver:You know say fuel don cost na Titus:E consine me?? No be Una vote change? No be Una do change begins with me? Why I dey say me sef,na with you. Driver:Oga how much you wan pay Titus:50n Driver;Aaaah...Oga on top which level na...Pay120n Titus:70n Driver:100n Titus:80n..You gree or you don't gree? Driver:I no gree...Pay 100 Titus:mtcheeew,na God go faya thunder for that your mouth...if no be bcos I don late ah 4 no enter The driver drove off and dropped him where he requested.. He paid the driver and entered the Mr Biggs,everywhere was cold due to the A.C,he was looking for Laura when he saw her waving. Titus:So na hear you dey Laura:I have been waiting for you since Titus:No vex,I been dey work that's why. Laura:Can't you just put a correct English sentence for once? Titus:No angry,I will talk good English now Laura:So what will you like to take Titus:Give me anything...anything.. Abi beggar like me had choice? Laura:Nooo..not had choice but have...Wait,Am coming lemme get our menu... As she went, Titus stood up immediately and went to the toilet. (Few min later) Laura:Where has thiz guy gone to (2min later) Leave me alone,free me jareeh.She looked and saw Titus arguing with a security man..She went to save him. Laura:What is that Titus:No be this idiot for here? Flaura:(to the security) Yes,what happened Security: You see this your servant boy,he went inside the female toilet. Titus:Lawra see make I tell you how e happen..I go toilet go piss but person day 4 the boys toilet na im I say make I check girls own but person no dey at all so I enter com use am fast fast na im this fool see me e con dey shout. Laura:Pls just let im go but next time don't it Security: Madam, just hold your houseboy Titus:Na your papa be houseboy,idiat. Laura:Calm down, let's go and eat. They settled down to eat then Titus started complaining Titus:Come which kin harmattan be this,you no dey feel am? Laura:Ooh you are funny.Its an air condition.. Titus:Hair condition? Laura:Yes Titus:Na im be say women go dey feel cold die,bcoz some of them dey carry that hair condition put for head Laura:I dnt even understand you Titus:You no fit understand me bcos you no be understanding mathematics. Laura:Stop eating the meat pie like that,eat it together with what's inside, stop removing them Titus:Okay I don hear you but I no like am that's why... See wetin dem put inside for person to chop. Laura:Just manage it please,afterall i asked you before purchasing it...and stop speaking pidgin Titus continued eating the meat pie the way he was eating it..It provoked Laura and she shouted what kind of human being are you, I can't take this anymore.. With that she picked her bag and left leaving the stranded Titus alone... to be continued... TOMORROW BY 9am..by the grace of God Hope you guys are having a wonderful Sunday..

@histee @Tfathia @froshberry-2 my padi for Coolval @coolval222-2 my boss @oluwaferanmi my... @victoriouschild @johnoscar @eliboy my mentor @crusher 'ah go call crusher for you o' @olorivicky

@iambossizi If you don't post, some'd be wounded internaly by hyper T

Haaa it funny

@froshberry-2 abeg o,hyper T ke

Na the sweetness and humour there naa........ @iambossizi

Na the sweetness and humour there naa....... @iambossizi

oohk @froshberry-2. If to say Coolval be like 2go wey get star,ur star 4 don boooost

Lolz.... @iambossizi 2go wey i don reach black diamond since but dump it later on jare...........

Lest i forget! Which star are you on that time @iambossizi

Guy as I reach ultimate, dey com add more stars,na so the tin just tire me..E no even freak me to dey boost m again unlike b4 @froshberry-2

Kikikiki..But it was fun those days meeting stranger there and even imposters pretending they're cute females thinking we did'nt know they are males.. @iambossizi

Yes,those days I had many online gfs @froshberry-2 unlike now every girl r forming hard to get

Kikikikiki...If you want a free gf, just go to 2go, gf plenty there... I heard version 7.0 is out @iambossizi

Funny but too short nah

Lol ... na I'm be say Titus body go tell am no whining

interesting am enjoying diz guy called Titus. episode is too short pls

Hahaha oga titus u to pompous

Lekwanu oga Titus,u kn fit pretend for once.

Na real hair condition.

Chai.....na waka tins o

kikikikikikiki oh boi laugh won kill me

Chaiii...

Next

Dis guy funny

@lnetfunmiyahoo-com I will try working on that..NOTED! @bennydamsel @crusher no be small tin o,e go see pepper @luckystar your complaint has being noted too @oneal32 oga Titus too pompous, e wan try boys and money com loss @ladyg pretend say wetin...E no good to pretend o @divathemmy lol @whalevic no be small waka o @froshberry-2 my guy,nothing concern me n 2go again o.. My username is Youngizi1

Funny Guys

Lols! How Will Tites Get Home Now O

Titus is in big problem how is he gonna pay

@iambossizi 9.Pm don knack o.. Lolz :mail:

Chaiiii laugh wan kill me ooo

Egbele ooo, mission don spoil be dat

This story is a movie I have watched

lol Oga Titus yaf fumble jhor.... he for at least package his level of stupidity nah... oya begin they trek home oooo

Interesting.. next

Funny story

@froshberry-2 na 9am I talk no be 9pm... Izi jae will drop between 1pm and 2pm today

no be u wan marry...oga titus carry go

@danielolushesanyahoo-com abi o

hahahaha laura don see dey one way pass father next pls am enjoying this

Lolz How u go take come bk chisos

Guys m sorry,I m busy now..I will post by 11am

Funny dude, u are o.y.o

Episode 7... Titus:Ehn,Laura where you dey go.. Com gimme transport money o and thank God say you don pay for wetin I dey chop. Laura:Don't you ever call my name, you are not my type...Just an illiterate, that's who you are. Titus:Na me you dey call illiteracy..No problem but con give me money for transport.. Laura left Titus and Titus didn't know what to do,he was angry with his friend Chinedu for putting him in such mess.He stood up and started thinking on how he will trek home.. Titus:So na legging tinz be this...chai,my body go hear am today...Well every disappointment,oyibo people talk say na blessing,make I kukuma dey waka but make I finish this wine..In fact make I carry am dey waka,at least e go do for life support. He started trekking home, 1hr he was still on the road. Titus:Chai,Egyptian journey... Na Egyptian journey, see sun.Kai,the food wey I chop I don use m trek..Water dey hungry me oooo and the wine don finish..Na God go punish women...I go advice every man say make e no dey trust any woman again.. You wey dey read me,hope you don hear,women dem dey...dem dey...chai,e get the word wey oyibo people dey call am..e be like say na deceit...deceitfool He was just lamenting aloud and ppl were looking at him like he's mad...Coz Under the scorching sun he's putting on suit and trekking again with a wine bottle in his hand.. Meanwhile, Chinedu was getting worried, he wasn't expecting Titus to stay thiz long. As he was thinking, he sighted his friend from afar and was like who is this man.. Titus was getting closer to the shop when he fainted... Chinedu: Aaah,ewooo..Titus wetin do you na,wake up...wake up abeg,wetin she do you? Abi Una fuck wey you con taya?Abeg no do like dis na,wake up... He ran inside and brought a bucket of water...Waaaaa on Titus body Titus:Why you pour me water na Chinedu: You faint na Titus:Who faint,abi you smoke? Chinedu: Why you con lie down 4 road Titus:Thunder go fire you.. You see condition wey you put me, Date am date am,na opportunity to get rich..Now you see am Chinedu: Wetin happen na Titus:Chaiiiii...Women...Women...Women Chinedu: Wetin do dem Titus: Hair....Women... Mtcheew...hair condition Chinedu: Wetin concern air condition with question I ask you Titus narrated his ordeal to Nedu and Nedu laughed at him. Nedu:Bush man Titus:You dey craze...No tel me to toast am again o. Nedu:Na ur problem. *****Chief house***** Laura:The guy I went out with is a psycho Lara:What?! A psycho?? Laura:You need to see how he was eating(demonstrating) Lara:Jeeeeez,nawa o...that one no be human being o,na village boy e bi Laura:He's a poor guy Lara:A poor guy?Ah ah a poor guy in a bank? Laura: I lied Lara:Meaning Laura:I lied about the guy I went to see Lara:Nawa for you o..So is he someone I know? Laura:Yea...that vulcanizer, Tites Lara:What a funny name, Titus Laura:Am done with that guy Lara:Not fair o,you can still change him or rather bring down your level to his Laura:What rubbish, am done with him and thats final. Lara:Kai,see opportunity for husband Laura:Husband that has no better work. In our current economy someone is doing vulcanizing work and you think you won't suffer in his home? Lara:Are you asking me?Wait,lemme ask the people reading it.. People o,if someone marries a vulcanizer in thiz BUHARI'S time.Will there be suffering in that home?? to be continued... In the evening... Guys please vote this story and Izi jae as your favorite ongoing stories..Thank you and stay blessed. #lifeofizii

@froshberry-2 @oluwaferanmi @coolval222-2 @frankkay @eliboy @johnoscar @olorivicky @fii-fii @victoriouschild @roes @everybody o

Aiit nyc story u gat here

kikikikikikikikikikikiki abeg I need a popcorn

for where?...... Never. They can never suffer

he nor fit suffer ooooo coz if any part of ur body get fault especially ur nmmm errrm he go repair am ASAP

Titus u don enter am today, how u wan take pay ur bill

Nothing like suffering o. Evening things

abeg see question

Funny characters

lol well for your question I Dont have dey answer bcos am not one of them so let me ask @onahsunday631

Jamb question

Lora and Laura,una don hear?? Dey talk say you no go suffer after all people dey marry vulcanizer.. @froshberry-2 I never see your break light wetin dey happen

Episode 8... ****2weeks later**** Pipipipipipipipipipipi,a car was horning in front of Titus shop. Chinedu: Titus,that woman don come again Titus:Y you con dey tel me Chinedu: Go know wetin she want na Titus:Abeg I no dey for dat one Chinedu: She fit one beg you Titus:Mtcheeeew...You sure? Chinedu: Yes na Titus:If she no beg me nko Chinedu: You go remain a vulcanizer Titus:Idiot Titus went to meet her frowning his face. Titus:Yes,madam wetin you want Madam: Its me o,it's me Laura Titus:I no say na you.Just tel me wetin you want Laura:No vex about the other day Titus:Ehn!!Madam...eerm...Lawra you say make I no vex Laura:Yes no vex..Am sorry Titus:You sure? Laura:Yes m sure Titus:Okay,as you don tel me sorry I no vex again. Bye bye Laura:Ah ah...Titus, calm down na Titus:Calm down for wetin again.. You don tel me sorry already so wetin happen again Laura:I wan take you out Titus:Abeg I no dey go anywhere,I dey on duty Laura:Please just do it for me Titus:Hmmmm...na bcos I like you o..You go wait for me make I go change cloth Laura:Where Titus:For my house na.. Laura:Oh God Titus:If you no fit wait carry your wahala dey go o,I no hold you Laura:I go follow you go your house. Titus:That place no be for your type, remember you say I no be your type. Laura: Am sorry na Titus:Oya make we go.....Nedu I dey com o Nedu:Bros,no wahala (thank God o) They went to his house to change then she took him for shopping.. They bought clothes, shoes,phone,etc.They also went to an eatery, this time she didn't bother about the way Titus was eating and He was happy...After eating, instead of Titus to go to his shop and meet Nedu he took her to his house and trust Igbo guys na,he laid her that evening and am sure she enjoyed it coz we Igbo guys are good at what we do (Igbo's in the house,true or false).She gave him 5k before leaving and Titus was happy bcoz he hasn't held up to 5k before,they kissed before she went home. *****8pm,that same day***** Chinedu came back from work shop... Chinedu: Guy so you don come since I con dey wait 4 u Titus:Who you dey follow talk,come sidon.I no be ur mate again. Chinedu sat down on the bed,thats the only tangible thing in the room. Chinedu: Ngwa gist me how e go na... Titus:(he brought all the clothes out)Chinedu, my life don dey change o.See levels na,from now dey call me Oga Titus you hear? Chinedu: (saluting like an officer)Yes sir Titus:See dis one (throwing it on Nedu)I dash you poverty. He picked another cloth and threw it at him saying na poverty I dey give you, if dem say I no go make am dey don lie.He picked all the clothes and threw at him(Nedu). Chinedu: She buy shoe 4 you sef. Titus:Before nko. He picked the shoe and started hitting it on Chinedu head saying 'make I no see your leg for this shoe o'. Chinedu: Abegi e don do..Person no go hear word again bcos you get new new things abi.My own be say marry am fast fast make I benefit too,you hear? Titus: I don hear... Wetin person go chop this night Chinedu: I nor know o.Na 350n I make today Titus:That na nonsense.. Come make we go chop pepper soup jareeh Nedu:Ehn,where you see money Titus: You dey chop abi you no chop..If you dey chop follow me buh if you no wan chop sidon 4 there dey ask me Ajuju (question). Titus left and Chinedu followed suit immediately after weighing the questions. Titus:Why you dey follow body na Nedu:Abeg make we dey go joor. They arrived at a beer parlor and ordered for 2plates of pepper soup and 2 bottles of 33 export each. Madam Uche is the owner of the beer parlor and she knows Titus very well. Ma Uche:Ah ah Titus wetin happen Titus:As how Ma Uche:You of all people dey buy pepper soup today Titus:Madam Uche,you dey see me as small boy bcoz I get small body abi? Ma Uche:No o Nedu:Madam Uche,Titus don become big Oga o Titus:Tell am,make she know Ma Uche:Is that so? Nedu:Yes o Ma Uche:Na im be say you go dey set to service me tonight Titus:Mba Mba (no no) I no dey do that one again, I don change Ma Uche:Ehhh,make I hear word.. You wey like toto pass anything Titus:Eeeh,I no dey do anyhow Toto again. Anybody wey get smelly Toto my tin no go enter again Ma Uche:You dey craze..E be like say this drink don dey work your head make I leave you to enjoy. Titus:Good better bester (instead of best)..Go and no come o for thus sayeth Oga Titus.. She left their table and went to attend to other customers.. Titus and Nedu ate until dey were filled then they went back home and slept.. ******DURING THE NIGHT****** Tadadadatadada...tadadadada...tadadadatadadada...tadadadada...phone continued ringing and Nedu woke up. Chinedu: Ehn,wetin dey sing(scared) Titus Titus,wake up joorh Titus:Ehn,wetin happen Chinedu: You no dey hear wetin dey sing? Titus:Chineke,na winch o (scared) Chinedu quickly moved towards him and wanted to cross over the other side where Titus was and Titus started screaming 'na 14yrs na 14yrs.' (Hope you understand). Chinedu: You dey craze?Wetin be 14yrs?I no fit pass over person again? Titus:No vex na,I think say you wan..phone started to ring again Chinedu: Which kind tin be this na..Who know maybe na winch that girl carry give you. Titus:Waka (showing him five fingers in the face) Nedu:Jesus,see light wey dey shine for there Titus:Ooooooh....Na my phone dey ring na Nedu:So na phone con dey sing Titus:Village boy. He went to where he kept the phone and picked it but by then it has stopped ringing.. Inspiration has left,to be continued tomorrow... Please don't forget to vote this story and Izi Jae as your favorite stories... Thank you and have a lovely evening.

@froshbery-2 @holuphunmi @oluwaferanmi @coolval222-2 @victoriouschild @frankkay @everyone come o...

yes there will be,,, except if they don't ave kids yet

laura is calling him....hmmmn

But waitoooo, which 1 be 14 years

Homosexualism... #gay @xchudy-p do you get now?

Hmmm @Eze Isreal as e dey eat like jew guy so nd d babe come tell am e for pretend small kwanu.

titus if e cum repair tyre abeg pursue am comot 4 shop....lara i smell sumtin fishy

@danielolushesanyahoo-com you don 4get say Titus na woman wrapper??

Lol ... comedy

Alright, I got it now. @iambossizi

good @xchudy-p

I don't think so Next

Episode 9... The phone rang again and he was confused on what to press so he asked Nedu,Nedu told him to press the green button even though Nedu wasn't sure.He pressed it and heard Laura's voice. Laura:Hi darling Titus:Baby na you? Laura:Yes o,na me Titus:How you dey na,hope say you reach house on time Laura:Yes..You don dey sleep already? Titus:Yes o,as television no dey wetin man go dey do by now. Laura:Don't worry tomorrow I go buy you television. I go com pick you up,you hear? Titus:Baby you dey follow me joke? Laura:No I dey serious. Titus:See make I tell you something......You go go heaven tomorrow... No,na next tomorrow atleast by that time you go don buy the television. Laura:(laughing) You are funny Titus:You are dry (laughing) Laura:Goodnight dear Titus:You too goodnight there (thinking she meant there instead of dear)...(hangs call) Chinedu: Na Laura abi Titus:Yes Chinedu: Why you tell am say she go go heaven Titus:She say she wan buy television for this house. Chinedu: You mean am? Titus:Yes o. Chinedu: Chai,we go chop am dry. Titus: Abeg I wan sleep so make I hear word. ****next day***** Laura came to pick him up in her car and they went to the market to buy the T.V. After buying it they returned home Titus:Laura,you dey try for me o Laura:Don't mention Titus:Kai,your talk dey always sweet me. I go do anything you want so far no be to die for you o Laura:(smiling) Eh eh baby,something just enter my mind. Titus: Talk am Laura:The thing is that for you to marry me you no go fit use vulcanizing work marry me. Titus:(disappointed) I no understand Laura:Okay make I explain. My papa don dey disturb me say which time you go come see am and I tell am very soon. Titus:Ah ah dat one no be problem na.I fit go see am tomorrow. Laura:You no still understand... My papa think say na big man wan marry me. Titus:Why you no tell am the person wey wan marry you na vulcanizer Laura:E no go even gree.. Titus:Say wetin happen.. I no be man?Husband na husband, big man, small man,all na man. Laura:No shout..What will happen is that I will open business for you, so I just want make you think of the kind business then tell me when you don ready..okay? Titus: (he fell on the floor) Laura:Stand up joor Titus:Baby,I no say you dey joke. Laura:No be joke o Titus:How I go take pay back Laura:Just marry me and be faithful, that's all but for now come service my body.I need your stick to divide my water Titus:That your Toto wey tight.. Anyhow na,hope you don chop sha Laura:Sure.. I dey ready for you. They had 3 ramp of sex before they got tired and dozed off..In the evening she woke up surprised at how she slept. Without disturbing Titus she dressed up and left the room. to be continued in the evening around 4pm... Good morning fams,hope you all slept well??? Please remember to vote this story and Izi Jae as your favorite story...thank you and have a wonderful day ahead. #krrriiii

@coolval222-2 @frankkay @eliboy @froshberry-2 @oluwaferanmi @roes @miztr-fabulous @victoriouschild

@coolval222-2 @frankkay @eliboy @froshberry-2 @oluwaferanmi @roes @miztr-fabulous @victoriouschild @every coolvallers

following keenly Titus enjoy urself jare

Gud for u Titus . . @iambossizi when u want to mention me, the name is @fii-fi

ride on

Na enjoyment galore d pesin go dey

this oga titus don bo si aye

Episode 10... *****3days later***** Laura came to visit him in the shop. Titus:How far Laura:Fine o Titus:I dey see am for your body. Laura:So have you thought about the business? Titus:Yes Laura:So which one Titus:Na rice business o,I go dey import bag of rice dey sell am. Laura:Its quite good What about the capital Titus:Eeerm...150k for a start. Laura:What about shop rent Titus:35k Laura:So 185k abi? Titus:Yes. Laura:Okay,I go collect am from my papa come give you next tomorrow. Titus:Thank you (kissing her) Hey Nedu wetin you dey look. She left the shop promising to return next tomorrow. Chinedu:Guy this woman love you die o..Wetin go happen next be say we need to go and see the father on time. Titus:Money no dey na Chinedu: No be to buy crate of beer go meet her papa. If she come next tomorrow she go give you like 4k na Titus:Na true o.You get sense o. Chinedu: B4 nko... *****next tomorrow***** Laura:This is the money so start running the business immediately Titus:Okay,don't worry I go soon see your papa. Laura:Okay just tell me anytime you want to come. I think you know my house abi? Titus:Yes. Laura:Bye (giving him 3k) Titus:Bye. Titus was happy things were going smoothly for him then he exclaimed 'poverty na disease'. The next day he paid the rent of the shop he has priced already and started stocking his shop immediately with bags of rice.He made Chinedu the salesboy (such is life).. In life when things are rough there is always that person there to help you but once you hit jackpot you forget that person.. Hope you Fams ain't like that,remember no one knows tomorrow... to be continued... Please, remember to vote this story and Izi jae as your favorite.. Thank you and good evening

Lolx,,,waiting patiently for the next episode

[b][u]Hmmmmmm....So he made his paddie of life his salesman! Such is life indeed... . . . Titus ain't smiling[/u][/b]

Hmm.. Oh boi titus go do smal smal

Salesman! Dats lyf

Lol

such is life o nedu his salesboy I just hope he Dont disappointe laura

it seems Dis Tory 1 sweet me 4 belle make I go read am from start jo

kontinue

Nedu salesboy choi Next

Where is ep 8&9

Titus turn big Oga dat. from grass to grace. such is life.

keenly reading

omase sori

Following Keenly jare

Next'

Hmmmm . . Such is life

Titus you were suppose to make Chinedu your partner not sales boy

this titus is wicked oo..ur padie of all padie becomes ur salesboy

oga titus

Episode 11... A week later,Titus and Chinedu were seen coming down from a taxi. Titus:Oga taksi,wait for here Driver:Your money dey increase so o Titus:(hisses) Chinedu: How much sef Driver:200n Titus:Only?? Chinedu carry that crate and follow me. Chinedu: Meaning what? Titus:You dey ask me questions Chinedu: Titus just know say no condition is permanent, na me make you toast am o.Remember. Titus:Don't worry,when I marry am her papa go settle her so she go gimme the money.I go settle you there after Chinedu: You sure? Titus:Yes,just carry am. Chinedu carried the crate to a big gate and Titus knocked. A gateman opened the gate for them and saw the drinks. Gateman: Ooooh na our in-law....come inside come inside. They entered inside and were taken to the parlor to wait for chief. Few minutes later,Chief came down and they exchanged pleasantries. Chief: So what do you do for a living? Titus:Sir,I dey work to live Chief:What kinda work As Titus wanted to talk Chinedu interrupted Chinedu: Sir,he's a businessman.. Importer to be precise Chief: Oh!Nice one but who are you young man. Titus interrupts.. Titus:Na my best friend from small Chief: I see...So you came for my daughters hand in marriage Titus:Oga if e no be that wetin go carry me come. Chief:Hmmmmm..So,lemme call them so you can show me the particular one...Laura,Lara..come here. Two identical twins came out and Titus was shocked. Chief: So which of them? to be continued....

Episode 11... A week later,Titus and Chinedu were seen coming down from a taxi. Titus:Oga taksi,wait for here Driver:Your money dey increase so o Titus:(hisses) Chinedu: How much sef Driver:200n Titus:Only?? Chinedu carry that crate and follow me. Chinedu: Meaning what? Titus:You dey ask me questions Chinedu: Titus just know say no condition is permanent, na me make you toast am o.Remember. Titus:Don't worry,when I marry am her papa go settle her so she go gimme the money.I go settle you there after Chinedu: You sure? Titus:Yes,just carry am. Chinedu carried the crate to a big gate and Titus knocked. A gateman opened the gate for them and saw the drinks. Gateman: Ooooh na our in-law....come inside come inside. They entered inside and were taken to the parlor to wait for chief. Few minutes later,Chief came down and they exchanged pleasantries. Chief: So what do you do for a living? Titus:Sir,I dey work to live Chief:What kinda work As Titus wanted to talk Chinedu interrupted Chinedu: Sir,he's a businessman.. Importer to be precise Chief: Oh!Nice one but who are you young man. Titus interrupts.. Titus:Na my best friend from small Chief: I see...So you came for my daughters hand in marriage Titus:Oga if e no be that wetin go carry me come. Chief:Hmmmmm..So,lemme call them so you can show me the particular one...Laura,Lara..come here. Two identical twins came out and Titus was shocked. Chief: So which of them? to be continued.... Good morning all...My update will be kinda slow now but it will still be 2times daily

gbese, another problem for oga titus, how he's going to recognise her now?

Chaiii. U go confuse

@coolval222-2 @froshberry-2 @oluwaferanmi @eliboy @victoriouschild

lol Titus don see gobe Chinedu better aspire for Lara so that to be reach opportunity won't bypass u

DAT 1 no b problem nau

Chaiii, anoda confusion wit big grammer

Chaiii, anoda wahala re ooo, wit big grammer

I vink oga titus fit knw laura wit her name nw

lolz

Lol

double wahala for ur body

Hehe,oga Post Something

Nawa oooo he's going to be confused

Episode 12... Chief: So which of them? Titus:Oga,shey na dream be this abi na vision I dey see...Chinedu wetin dey happen? Chinedu: Titus,as you see am na so I see am. Titus:For the two of you, who be Lawra They both raised their hands. Titus:I say Who be Lawra? They both raised their hands.Laura was telling Lara to put her hands down and Lara also told her to put her hands down..so they were both arguing. Chief:Will the both of you keep quiet?? And you Young man show me who you came for Titus:Oga show me who be Lawra. Unfortunately, the chief doesn't know his daughters except by name so he couldn't help Titus. Chief: This children you have finally decided to put me to shame...Who is his wife to be here They both raised hands again Chief: Now the both of you should go inside now! Titus:Oga,I think I go dey commot now...Nedu make we begin go They left but not without carrying their drinks.. ***inside the chiefs house*** Chief: So you both have finally showcased your madness outside abi???If by next tomorrow you both ain't still ready to own up then you are disowned...........GET OUT OF HERE NOW! They ran to their room. Lara:Laura,pls lemme just marry him Laura:Not in my life. Lara:But you rejected him before Laura:Did I now say you should marry him? Lara:Pls don't be like this lemme marry him. Laura:I said never! Unless we both marry him Lara:What? ****Titus house**** Titus:Chinedu, chai...Abomination Chinedu: No be small o. Titus:No be you cause am? Chinedu: How? Titus:You no find out about the family well,you con tel me rubbish. Chinedu: So you dey blame me now Titus:Before nko. Chinedu: You know wetin go happen? Titus:Wetin Chinedu: Marry the two.. Fams...should he marry the two or forget about them to be continued...

ehhh sebi e sabi her name just say laura, even laura self go don recognize nah so no shocker

@coolval222-2 @froshberry-2 @victoriouschild @frankkay

hmmm, jst thinking hw Titus wil conversate wit Laura's father wen will the next episode be out?

loving this

lol funny episode well let they gals behave I prefer him marrying laura

Laura rejected him the first time and Lara pretended to be Laura..Lara helped him and cared for him @frankkay

keep my comment

i dnt even have anything to say right now. :b :b :b :b

Some people dying understand what's happening but @eze say it all

Owk... Now i get.... Let Titus marry Lara...

hmm, if Titus should marry Lara there were be a serious fight and envy between them,better for him to marry both . it just a disgrace to their father for not to be able to know who is who. nice story there. next when?

I can't stop laughing.

Lol he should marry one of dem

u and chinedu should shate them nw

Hmmmmmm..Titus is in a tight corner. I hope he recognises Laura?

@iambossizi Pls whats happening, why'd the update be slow? :g

wow I never knew it was Lara that took care of him

wow I never knew it was Lara that took care of him I understand now

simple thing... tell both of them to off there clothes @least u will be able to recognise laura nakedness

Coz m in a tight schedule viz week @froshberry-2 but the story wil still be updated daily except Izi jae...which is still next week

@hi-bee-kay exactly what m telling Titus o but you know Titus is an idiot *laughing*

@iambossizi Same here too. .just squeezing out time during the nights..Tight schedules everywhere..

tell chinedu to tell him. e dey always listen to chinedu @iambossizi

Okay...Chinedu don tell am and e don gree @hi-bee-kay

OK another idea,, sebi he has the phone number,, he shld call her naw... @iambossizi

[u]following... Ratata[/u]

na him sabi

make them share the twins 1-1 nah

Loving this story . . Chaii

I tink u should let ur heart chuse 4 u

@tkull m not the one you should tell.. Tell Titus

make u share them jare

carry d one way fine pass dat one na small tin

He shouldn't marry the two but one so that Nedu will marry the second one

laura will still visit him and mayb giv him a sign 2 identify her.....Following sha

E for too sweet make Oga Ti marry d 2 of dem o or better still make Edu help am marry one naa.

Crazy

Chinedu marry 1 and Titus marry 1,... Puzzle solved

Crazy stuff

Lol....how can two sisters marry one husband

@bennydamsel its possible o

Episode 13... Chief: So are you both ready to tell me who is fiancee is between the both of you? Lara:Daddy,am his fiancee Laura:Daddy,am his fiancee.... Lara:Laura,you a cheap liar! Laura:Daddy lemme just say the truth Chief:Yes? Say it. Laura:Dad Am pregnant for him Chief:WHAT?! This children has killed me ooo. Pregnant??? Laura:Yes Dad.. 2weeks pregnant Lara:Jeeeez Chief: Both of you should go to your rooms,I don't want to see you. They went inside the room. Lara:Do you have to lie that you are pregnant? Now see the situation you ve put dad. You are heartless, I hate you Laura:Keep quiet...Its either we both marry him or... Lara:or what? Ehn or what?You rejected him saying he's not your type. I picked him up and brought myself down to his level and you are saying trash.I just hate you. ****Titus house**** Titus: But wait o,I notice something. Chinedu: Wetin you notice? Titus:The first Lawra dey speak English like Queen Elizabeth but the second one dey talk like me. Chinedu: So?Wetin con happen Titus:You no fit reason am? Chinedu: Reason wetin Titus:Reason say,the first Lawra wey carry me go Mr Biggs dump me. She con maybe tell her sister,her sister con use opportunity beg me con tell me say remember its me Lawra o. Chinedu: Ewoo,now I understand.. Wetin go happen now? Titus:I go go there find out by making sure say they follow me talk....You understand Chinedu: I understand and I agree with you.. Make we dey go now? Titus:For sure na. They left for Chiefs house... Do you think he will find out who is who?? As for me,I think so...let's see in the next episode. to be continued in the evening... IZI JAE won't be updated again till next week... thanks for understanding, love you all

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long way to go

Very funny.

hmmmmm nice idea by both of them (Titus &Chinedu)

[hupso]

this guy just dey give himself headache.... call her and tell her to come to ur house and from there u both will go to d chief house abi y u con have phone

Episode 14... They got to the Chiefs gate and knocked, the gateman opened the gate and let them into the sitting room.He left after calling Chief and 5min later Chief came downstairs. Chief: Yes,how may I help you Titus:I don come to show you my wife Chief:Really? Titus:Yes Chief:In that case lemme call them... Laura,Lara...Get your 2 left legs here. They came down to meet their father. Chief:Here they are so identify. Titus:(he looked at Laura)How far na Laura: Baby,I just dey as you left me in this condition. Titus who didn't understand the condition smiled and said Sir,na my wife be this. Chief:How did you know that? Titus:(whispering in his ear)Bcos na only am sabi speak my pidgin. Chief:(aloud)Is that so? Titus:(smiling)Yes sir,so you see na my wife. Lora:Dear, Titus:You too there(instead of dear)..So you think you go deceive me,Anambra boy like me.Thunder faya you there.If you call me there (instead of dear) for your mouth again I go give you waka for there. Laura:(smiling) Dad,you see...Lora was only trying to be smart. Dad:Hmmm..I see Lora:Laura,you are very wicked. And as for you Titus (tears forming in her eyes)So upon everything wey I give you, my body and cash.You still wan dump me for my sister,make I see you marry am na. Laura:Dad,she's threatning my Fiance. Titus:Shut up,who be your fi...fi...finance..ehn?In short my head don scatter,I think say na one person dey speak pidgin. Chai Chinedu you no go talk? Chinedu: Wetin you want make I talk again apart from wetin I don tel you before. Titus:Wetin you tell me Chinedu:(whispering) I say make you Marry the two. Chief: Young man,it is a shame you don't know your wife. Titus:Sir,I go sabi dem if you just allow me carry them to bed Chief:You must be crazy Laura: Dad,remember am pregnant for him Titus:You say? Chinedu: Gbege don burst Titus:Oga,make I just marry the two Chief: Can you handle them? Titus:Wetin dey there...I can Chief: In that case you have my blessings already. Go and prepare for your traditional wedding, Titus:Okay sir..Bye babys (instead of babies) They left their house. Chief: Thank that man has finally agreed to carry my burden. Laura:Are you calling us burden dad? Chief:If you are not burden, what are you? Common go inside and you both should tell him that I will sponsor the traditional wedding so he should just print cards that's all. Laura and Lara:Thank you Dad They hugged their father.. Titus finally followed some of your advice... Continuing advising him and see where it leads him to. to be continued...

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This Titus ehn,,,, make I just continue sipping my zobo

lol I never advice him to marry both o well I hope Titus live to tell the story

He'll find out.

Chisos,I can't believe I typed 'continuing advising' and no one drew my attention to that

@iambossizi,thanks for the call,am finally back

K ooo, am very sorry mr eze, am surely refers 2 oga titus....?

Titus hav 2b wise about it

lolz

Which part of the planet is this man from really.

@jovitaej even me sef I dunno o

Episode 15... Titus was happy that his business is flourishing, of course who wouldn't be happy.To add to his happiness, his fiancees told him that their dad will be sponsoring the traditional wedding so he should just print invitation cards only... He set the date for the traditional and white wedding,printed cards and gave his fiancees and father to distribute while he does same. ****D-day**** Finally, the wedding came and everybody was happy. The marriage was well attended,Titus wasn't expecting such. He danced away his poverty that day,there was enough to eat and drink as everybody ate to their fill unlike some weddings where only family members get to eat food (true/false).. Nobody regretted attending that occasion as they vowed to also attend the white wedding coming up next week. Finally the wedding came to an end and everyone left for his/her house. Titus:today na the happiest day of my life. Chinedu: I dey happy for you bros,see as everybody just dey happy Titus:We thank God for everything o Chinedu: Abii Titus:That white wedding I go make sure na the baddest in town. Chinedu: Oga,use your head..Remember say we need to stock shop this week. Titus:Abeg forget that one..Na my wedding we dey talk about, na one day thing and na 4 life so I need to enjoy it Chinedu: Make I ask you this question Titus:Ask Chinedu: After spending money on the white wedding, what next? Titus:E be like say Coolval readers go help me answer am. Coolvallers,pls help Oga Titus in that question o to be continued...

@coolval222-2 @frankkay @victoriouschild @eliboy @froshberry-2 @oluwaferanmi

Crazy Titus

I no fit laugh

Hmm

Oga titus hmmw

tell oga titus say i no fit answer the question oo

sebi u be d man... I don't no oo

Tell am make e ask google

tell am make he ask Oracle

lol ride on

Episode 16... Chinedu: After spending money on the white wedding what next? Titus:Na to go house na Chinedu: Good, everybody go go their house abi..You and your wives go come dey hustle to recover the money. Titus:Abeg leave matter for Mathias. Their papa go settle them so problem no go dey. Chinedu:Sheybi dey don tell you say na only traditional wedding their papa talk say e go sponsor. Titus:That one no mean say he no go settle them na.As he no get son wey go inherit hin property, e go divide am 4 dem and na me go still collect am. Chinedu: I don talk my own o. ****Chiefs house**** Laura:So dad,you mean you won't put a dime in our white wedding Chief: Yes,is your husband not working? Does he not have friends? He should be able to do the wedding single handedly. Lara:Dad buh at least assist na. Chief: Okay,okay. I will be responsible for the drinks that day Lara:Dad its too small Chief: I see you guys are not serious. Laura and Lara decided to go to Titus house and tell him. ****Titus house**** Lara:Baby,my dad said he is not assisting o Titus:Make una find way o. Laura:He said he's only assisting in drinks. Titus:That one no be anything. Lara:Don't worry, I will borrow some money from my friends Laura:Me too Titus:That's why I love una (pecking them). ****wedding day**** The white wedding was celebrated in a big way,it was graced by many. As usual good times in life will always come to an end such was the situation of Titus and his wives. They were driven to their new apartment which is just 2 bedroom flat, one room for him and his wives,the other for Chinedu.. In the night they were calculating how much they made. Titus:Wow, we don make money o Lara:Just 900k and you are screaming. Laura:Don't even think you are taking this money. Titus:For wetin na,maka why? Find out why he won't partake from the money in the next episode or better still you can start dropping your guesses to be continued...

dey gals will kill him kikikikii

@coolval222-2 @frankkay @eliboy @froshberry @victoriouschild @oluwaferanmi @coolvallers

he must behave like a man not mar

Oga tites na only sabi dat questn

Double wahala

May b u should go school nd learn hw to deal wit business

Hmmmmmmm...

what is wrong with Titus

Na wa ooo . . Following...

this is real family business

Titus head no near korect

Tiiiitus

sufferness

I no know the answer to the question

Weatin dt dsturb titus

[u]following bro[/u]

Guys m rili sorry for late update... Just coming back from eagle square

Okay.

Episode 17... Laura:This 900k is way too low compared to what I borrowed. Lara:Same with me too Titus:Come I no understand o,una dey say una borrow reach 1million? Lara:Yes Titus:Say wetin shele na. No be for ordinary wedding? Now the wedding don end,everybody don go their house sleep,we still dey here dey quarrel Laura:When you were dancing, you didn't know abi Titus:See ehn,make we sleep now. Tomorrow we go meet your papa to settle Una Lara: Yes that's true. Laura:Don't sleep now o,come and let's have sex. You know I haven't done it with you before. Titus:The belle wey you carry who com get am Laura: That was just a stunt Titus:Stunt??? You be Jet li abi Jackie Chan wey dey do stunt? Laura:I just dey joke that time na wetin I mean Titus:God punish you...Na joke you use com trap me so...Chai women Laura:Come and fuck me jareeh Lara:When you are done with her,I dey here o Titus:No be death warrant I just sign so? Laura:Stop lamenting and fuck me. Titus had sex with each of them twice before finally drifting in to sleep. ****next day**** They went to their father's house with Titus in their car. Chief: I see you have come for your present Titus:Yes sir Chief:In that case follow me They went to where cars are packed,they were very happy but the happiness was cut short when Chief only pointed to one car. Laura:Dad are you kidding me, one car for how many people. Are we just one? Lara:Dad I don't understand you o. Explain the meaning of this. Titus was just shocked,he wasn't expecting a car. I mean just one car. Even if he sells the car,the debt his wives are owing needs to be paid soon,his business has ran out of stock. Titus:Oga why you dey do like this na,you get the money but you dey do akagum (stinginess). Chief: If you all don't leave here now... Laura:What will happen Lara:In fact dad,give us our share of the properties. Chief: What property. As far as I am still alive, you are getting no share of the property and if you guys don't leave now. I will retrieve my gift. Titus:Oga abeg no vex..Oya,come make we dey go. They took their present home.. One week later they sold their cars and settled their debts.Titus was regretting ever marrying the twins,they are always at each others neck. None of them even have a work that can enable them not to rely on him too much,gradually gradually food started becoming a problem. Titus seeked help from Chinedu who is still a sales boy at his shop. Titus:See this whole thing don tire me. Chinedu: You mean say the man no gree settle you? Titus:Yes o. Chinedu: Na to kill am be that and earn hin property. Titus:Hey,Chineduuuuu...Nawa 4 you o Chinedu: If you no wan return to your vulcanizing work,na wetin you go be that. Titus:I go think am. Chinedu: Think am well oo. Titus thought about it very well and decided to kill the Chief the next day,because hunger was tearing his family apart and his wives were pregnant... The next day,he went to meet Chief. to be continued... IAMBOSSIZI WISHES ALL COOLVALLERS A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE!!!

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HEHEHEHEH ....KILL AM NAH .....I DE UR BACK ...DNT THANK ME WAT ARE FRIENDS FOR

Rip in advance.

Episode 18... The next day he went to meet Chief. Chief:Ah ah Titus this one you came I hope all his well. Titus:All no well o...e no well at all o. Chief: What is the problem? Titus:The problem be say,my ship wey dey bring goods don sink for water Chief: You don't mean it Titus:Na the same thing I tel the person wey tel me Chief:So how am I going to help you? Titus:Chief I need like 1million Chief: 1million Titus:Yes,chief Chief:I don't think I have such amount but lemme bring what I have. The chief went upstairs and Titus used that opportunity to poison the Chiefs wine... Few minutes later,the Chief came down and gave him 300k. Chief: Just manage that Titus:Thank you sir Titus waited for the Chief to drink the wine but he didn't.........As he stood up to announce his departure the Chief gulped the wine down and happiness was written all over his face.. He went home a happy man expecting to hear the news that chief is dead.. ****4hrs later in Titus home**** Titus:See your dad gave us 300k Laura:Too small Titus:See your mouth.. We will use it to buy food stuffs and baby things Lara:With only 300k? Titus:Before nko Laura:You are a poor man indeed. Titus:I no blame you... As they were talking Laura's phone rang. Laura:Hello,yes..What happen to Dad,how,why..okay.(hangs call) Titus was very Happy and am sure he would have been the happiest man on earth that moment. to be continued... FAMS AM REALLY PROUD OF YOU ALL THANKS FOR MAKING MY CELEBRATION DOUBLE FIRST,I WAS CELEBRATING INDEPENDENCE THEN YOU GUYS DOUBLED IT BY MAKING OGA TITUS NO.9 OGA TITUS IS VERY HAPPY NOW *LOLZ* HE SAYS,"GOD GO BLESS UNA WELL WELL..I FOR SURPRISE UNA BUT THAT CHIEF NA STINGY MAN,DON'T WORRY IFFA KILL AM FINISH ,I NO GO FORGET UNA FOR THE SHARING OF PROPERTY...UNA DON TRY OOO..EKU SE O,NA YORUBA BE THAT...DALU NOOO,NA IGBO BE THAT...SUR NU,NA HAUSA BE THAT,UNA WELDONE." THAT'S OGA TITUS SPEECH... LEMME NOW LEAVE YOU TO GUESS WAH WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW MORNING... GOODNIGHT...PRAY BEFORE SLEEPING PRAY FOR COOLVAL WRITERS AND PRAY FOR OUR COUNTRY STAY BLESSED... LOVE Y'ALL KRRIII

Chief look after ur children from above

hmmmmm short one dear

Episode 19... Lara:What happened to dad Titus:Which hospital dey carry am go Laura:It's the gateman that called with dad's phone Lara:What did he say happened. Titus: Wetin dey talk say kill am? Laura:Titus,can you just shut up. Stop wishing anyone dead here pls...He only said that dad will be traveling tomorrow and come back in 4days time. Immediately Titus heard that,he quickly ran outside and his wives were surprised at his action. They waited for him thinking he will come back but after 11pm that day they knew something was wrong somewhere. ****Next day At Titus shop**** They went to Titus shop and met Chinedu sleeping. Laura:What's the meaning of this,come on wake up. Chinedu: Yes,what is that. Lara:Where is your friend Chinedu: Who Laura:Our husband, Titus Chinedu: I should be asking you people that. After telling him to chase me out of the house. Laura:You mean you don't know where he is? Lara:See how empty the shop looks Chinedu: No be your papa wey no give am money. Laura:Sis,let's leave here and go to our Fathers house.Titus will surely come for us. They left the shop and returned to their fathers house by then they were heavily pregnant... Four days later,Chief returned from where he traveled to and met his daughters. Chief:What are you doing here?Are you not meant to be in your husbands house. Lara:(crying) Dad you see where you have landed us to... Rushing us to get married, see our condition and yet our husband left us to God knows where. Chief: I don't care,when he's back he will come and take you both. Meanwhile, for the past few days Titus has been in a shrine,the babalawo had told him to camp there for some days then on the final day he should go home and hug his father in law but immediately he lives here nobody should touch him in any form.. ****Final day**** Titus thanked the baba and started going home,he boarded a keke to the Chiefs house and when he wanted to pay the fare,he just threw it on the floor avoiding the drivers touch. He went straight to the gate and knocked, the gateman opened the gate and wanted to shake him but he rebuked him to the Gateman's utmost surprise. He went inside the compound only to see another hindrance. to be continued... #happySUNDAY KRRIII

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Following Keenly.

HEHEHEHEHEHE.......TITUS I DE UR BACK JUST GO STRAIGHT AND STAB THE MAN....U DE DULL OOO

His wives wanted to hug him....kikiki Can't laugh.

Titus!!

U re welcom @ Eze isreal dnt 4get to update ok even u frankey i no no waiting i do o o

GOOD AFTERNOON FAMS... I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE FINAL EPISODE OF OGA TITUS WILL BE UPDATED TONIGHT... I RILI APPRECIATE EVERYONE'S EFFORT IN MAKING THIS STORY A SUCCESS THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN HAPPY SUNDAY... STAY BLESSED

his wives go hug am

Hmmn.. Titus d desperate guy

Oga Titus,i dey ur back like kilode

Hehehehe . . Oga Titus, let me find out from the last episode to see what your life will turn into

lol @oluwaferanmi

Final episode... He went inside the compound only to see Laura sitting outside.. Immediately she sighted him she ran towards him to hug and screamed "baby where the hell have you been?", but Titus ran away from her grab only to see Lara coming from behind and he said,"no hug me o...no hug me o,after I finish wetin I wan do you can hug me as you like." But trust women na,they didn't listen to him and they hugged him from front and back. They left him after hugging him and he said,"no,continue hugging..winches,Una don destroy my life finish,oya continue na...nonsense." He went inside to meet Chief but Chief told him to take his wives and leave his house. ****days later**** Titus wives were in the labor room,he was praying that nothing bad will happen to them.. 2hrs later,the doctor came out and asked of Mr.Titus. Doctor: Are you Mr.Titus? Titus:Yes,how are my wives Doctor:(smiling) They are all fine Titus:(breathing air of relief)Thank God. Doctor: Congratulations, your wives gave birth to triplet each Titus:Jehovah is good,thank you Lord. Doctor: Yes,God is great Titus:Wait,you say na wetin dey born Doctor: Triplet each Titus:No dey use English for me...You dey try say one wife born 3 pikin another wife born 3 pikin......Together na 6 pikins. Doctor: Yes...anything?? Titus:(crying)Which kind nonsense be this. He ran out of the hospital and went to chief house,he saw chief outside telling the gateman to clean the gutters and trim the flowers. The gateman looked afar and saw Titus charging at them with a big stick in hand,he quickly left his Boss and ran inside. Chief was asking what is that, common will you come here when something was hiten on his head. Chief: Oh my God, am dead o. Titus: You go die today, my wives don born 3pikins each, I tel you to gimme money but you dey do stinginess,you must die.. He was hitting Chief so hard and people came to help Chief by holding Titus. Titus:Make una leave me,you must die today. Leave me,leave me,leave me Chinedu: Ah ah,what is wrong with this idiot. Oboy,common will you wake up?(giving him a thunderous slap) Na so so sleep you been dey sleep,I don patch tyre finish o. So go pump am Titus:Ehn,so you mean say na dream I dey since. Chinedu: Wetin you dey talk sef,e be like say you don chop winch. Go pump tire o before that madam go now. Titus stood up to pump the tyre,few minutes later a Prado jeep came and was horning. Chinedu: Oya go give am tyre,no forget to toast am o Titus:You dey craze,I no go toast anybody Titus took the tyre to her. And on getting there,he received the shock of his life, ... ... Titus:Lawra,you again? Madam:WHAT?! How did you know my name? Titus:No be you and that your twin sister Lara,wey wan destroy my life because una never marry? Madam: How did you know I have a twin sister and how do you know am single... Titus fainted immediately.... THE END. This story is only available on www.coolval22.com and its from the stable of Eze Israel... This story shouldn't be copied to other sites without consulting the Author... I got hint about this story being on a certain site,I won't mention names buh let it not repeat itself again. Even if permission has being taken from the Boss at least I should be informed... Thank you all for supporting me to the end,especially our Boss Mr Valentine.. Special thanks to goes to: @Frankkay And @victoriouschild for the episode links. Special recognition goes to: @eliboy a fast rising writer here on Coolval,he's my inspiration And @stanlex he makes me step up my game, thanks to him. Also the best commenter @froshberry-2 thank you for always encouraging with your comments AND THE REST OF COOLVAL FAMS... THANKS SO MUCH,I LOVE YOU ALL @oluwaferanmi my crush thank you very much But you know this works can't be complete if Gods hand is not in it...Therefore all thanks to GOD ALMIGHTY. From the stables of Israel Eze... Always invite your friends to www.coolval22.com

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Wow Wow Wow!! One of the Funniest story i've ever come across... So Titus was dreaming all along?? Chai..Nice ending and a nice story from a wonderful friend. Thumbs_up @iambossizi Lest i forget, i'm expecting more of this o...

Eyi ga, very interesting

So na so so dream u dey dream all this while?.... Anyway thanks for the tori very intresting...

Kudos

Why is titus doing this

Wow! Nice story You are welcome dear

nice story bro

Nice ending.

chai ... @iambossizi ... you've done well ... I'm expecting more of your stories

Thank you all...really appreciate the encouraging comments. Izi Jae continues tho am tayad of the story @froshberry-2 @oluwaferanmi @crusher Just watch out for this upcoming story-OMO WOBEY [img]data:image/jpeg;base64,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[/img]

U too much may God bless u keep it up and dnt 4get to undate me anytin @ Eze Israel

@exceloge thank you very much

Had it been it was not a dream I was already thinking Titus wan take do his life

Nice Ending

such a funny story more ink to ur pen, more battery life to ur phone,and more power to ur elbow @iambossizi

where u carry izi jae go? @iambossizi

I'm expecting it bro .. always call me when its ready

@oluwaferanmi Izi jae still dey buh...d tin dey taya me

wow kudos 2 u Israel, but post izi jae nau

Wow..In another grand style "OMO WOBEY" When'd that come up?? @iambossizi

@ froshberry-2 expect it by the ending of this month

@froshberry-2

Wow wow wow. . . . Very interesting .Kudos More ink to ur pen . . Expecting more from u @iambossizi

thanks @fii-fi

Nyc story

thanks @ewosboi

Ok. Thats nice @iambossizi

Great, well done

This story is so funny. So it was a dream all along? Lol oga titus

so this was a dream ....mtushhh

Lmao

U BETTER RUN FOR UR LIFE FROM MADAM LAURA AND HER TWIN SIS BEFORE DEY DESTROY YOU FOR LIFE

lolzzz so funny so all this while Titus was dreaming kikiki I for say is only in dream that this type of marriage exist nice write up bro we really appreciate for sharing this wonderful piece of story with us

this story really made me laugh alot,,, so yeye dream u dey dream oga titus

@frankkay uwc

nice story

Hahahahaha.................nice one

NYC

[u]you have done a great job.... I so much enjoy this piece from the beginning to the end... I see u doing more and more... Special Ratata to u[/u]

@eliboy thank you very much

Nice story & funny

Thank you all and God bless us

bro thanks 4 the tori

Well Done @eze Israel

Lolz, funny story thumbs up

Nawa ooo, so all dis na dream. Chai.... nice one though @ d writer. More ink to ur pen.

nyc start

haha haha haha haha.....kip it rolling boss

hw she (laura) see husband with da anger??

hw she (laura) won see husband with da anger??

hahahahahahahah......I knew dis guy will eventual trek home ni

hmmmmmmm.......

hmmm.....observing

hahahaha..... abeg lemme see hu oga Titus go choose

hmmmmm...d father sef funny hw he no go fit differentiate him children

hmmmmmm.....u guys r jxt aving brain

hmmmmmm.....u guys r jxt starting to uz ur brain

hahahahaha.....chinedu dats start d idea shud ansa d qsts na abi

hahahahaha.....kasala don start as for d qst me no knw oo

Nice story... Kudos 2 u

Nice One

Very interesting

woa.....very lnterestin nd nyc endin

lel

LOLZZZZ..... dat will b too much, mak him leave laura for chinedu 2 rap wit

Hahahahaha.. ....dis one dey interesting.. ..ride on

Rugged

U guys no go Jill pesin wif laugh oooo

Igbo bad boiz

Baddest

Dis one Na bad market

4 sure... .wif Im trick

Hahahahaha

Nest tin na 2 carry im cross nah

WOW...!

Nice starting

LWKMD :yes:

ride on

thank God is a dream. but titus can still take the risk if he like