Akpos was walking down the
sidewalk dragging a
flattened puppy on a string
behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a brothel(ashawo quater) and knocked
on the door. When the Madam
answered it, she saw the
little Akpos and asked what he wanted. He said, "I
want to have sex with one
of the
women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm
not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why
not, so she told him to
come in. Once in, she told
him to pick any of the
girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
The Madam said
no.
He said, "I heard all the
men talking about having
to get shots after making love with Gina. That's the girl I
want."
Since the little Akpos was so
adamant and had the
money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to
the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall
dragging the squashed
puppy behind him. Ten minutes later he came
back, still dragging
the puppy, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him
and asked, "Why did you pick the
only girl in this place with
a disease, instead of one
of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must
know, tonight when I get home, my parents are
going out to a restaurant
for dinner,
leaving me at home with
the house girl. After they leave, the house girl will have sex with me because
she just
happens to be very fond
of me. She will
then get the disease that I
just caught. When Mum and Dad returns, Dad will sneak into the house girl's room in the night and have
sex with her and he will catch the
disease. Then when Dad goes back to the room, he
and Mum will
have sex,
and Mum will contract the disease. In the
morning when Dad goes to work, the newspaper
delivery guy will
deliver the newspaper, have a
quickie with Mum
and catch the disease, he is the son of the fool that ran over my puppy!".......... One word for Akpos
