Dear Lassa baby,
First of all, your papa!
Now, when Bird Flu came, we were told to forsake chicken, we reluctantly obeyed.
When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake bush meat & suya, we obeyed.
And now you! You just came & without the fear of God in you, you said we should forsake qarri. Garri ke?! thunder fire you!!
Do you know how helpful Garri is to Niqerians especially Niqerian students?
Honestly, if Niqerian students qather toqether and swear for you eeh!!! your tenure no qo last reach another one week. Nonsense!