Now listen..
Dear ladies , I am a guy but let me give this
shikini advice. We will never marry a girl that
fucks like a pornstar , smokes like a dragon
, drinks all kinds of alcohol
and Pierce everywhere pierceable , Who
wants to take a girl that customized her body
with tattoos , can't do without heavy make up
and dresses like a bitch , home ?
Cooking skills - zero ,
laundry game - novice ,
traditional etiquettes - poor ,
home management - terrible .
Just to wash plate , you'll be complaining ,
washing your own clothes na war , noodles
is your best food and you always hate
environmentals . Shey you want to hear the
bitter truth ,
we boys we tell you to keep it up , keep
slaying . We will take you to shoprite,
justrite , tantalizer, Mr Biggs, cinema
, and everywhere you want to go .
Shebi you can do Snapchat and carry flower
on your head.
Every time "nails on fleek " , "eyebrows on
fleek " , "
pepper dem nonsense " your future will still
pepper you . Too much atarodo sauce
and chivita juice.Continue. We will keep
encouraging you and dating you , we will
hangout and have fun with each other but at
the end of the day,your puzzy is our
masturbatory.. we ducks anywhere in your
body.. but remember this.. we will leave y'all
and go and look for a decent Girl to marry
We won't even care if she's from the village
sef .So far she can perform all home duties
and make us comfortable and happy . By
then where will you be ? What will you do with
your life ? Better slay with your sense and let
your thinking be on fleek.Guys will date
slay queens ,boss chicks ,etc cause
dating such girls during youth period is
somehow classy ...it makes us look like
a boss... .Buh trust me that guy will never
take you to his fathers house when
marriage is due...cos he will never pray to
build a family with you or create a generation
with you.. So.. SIS.. .Keep on tattooing and
piercing my sisters.Think about your future. A
word is enough for the wise.
E no kukuma concern me let me be wakaring
away jhoor ..
