That moment you slap someone who did
something wrong to you and all the person could
do is to smile and say, ''Are u done?"
That moment you are looking beautiful in your
white wedding gown only for your best lady to
tap you on your shoulder and tell you about the
massive red oil stain on the back.
That moment you spent 3.5 million naira on your
wedding and you moved to the dance floor with
your newly wedded wife only to see people
spraying you N20 notes.
That moment you had a dream that your
grandfather you loved so much lived till his 100th
birthday before he died and on waking up, you
heard the news he died in the early hours of the
morning (aged:99 years 6 months)
That moment you are so broke and your uncle
sent you your skul fees (N50000) in order to
write exams that MORNING but on getting to the
bank, bank charges had already been deducted
leaving you with (N49930)
That moment armed robbers burst into your
home on your wedding day and disvirgin your
wife you have been keeping for 6 years with the
hope of getting down with her that night.
That moment you sell suya worth of N3000 to a
customer and getting to know the monies are
fake the following morning.
That moment you got yourself with your car in a
traffic jam despite looking good in your low hair
cut, lovely sneakers, blings all over you and your
shirt worth of N20,000... then you notice an
orange seller rushing towards you in the same shirt.
