I travelled on 28 December to assah ubirielem in orsu l.g.a imo state(my maternal home). The network didn't allow me to browse very well, the delay was too much and wanted to stop me from those programmes that started on 3rd january. I have to give that network a thunderous military slap. As i'm chatting with you right now, that network has been arrested. Investigation is still on, all the delaying networks in orlu area, africa or any other place in the world will be arrested and brought to book(Lol)......NOW THAT I'M BACK TO TOWN, LET'S GO TO THE JOKE.........Three friends haven't seen each other for twenty years. They met on 29th december, with that happiness they drank themselves to stupor with more and more alcohol in such a way that they even forgot their names. They entered keke na pepe(tricycle) for three different locations. The keke man saw their condition and took advantage of it. He started his keke without moving at the same time making a lot of noise with it claiming to be driving, vuuum vuuum piiiiii piiiii vuuum vuuum. He told the first guy to come down that he has reached where he's going, the mumu came down and gave him #500. He did the same thing with the second and third guy. The third guy gave him warning before paying him and said, "next time if you drive with so much speed again, i will deal with you". The keke man drove off while the three friends were in the same junction they entered a tricycle, looking for their houses..........Lol.
