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Pastor Akpos

Pastor Akpos

By NextAngel-sneh in 8 Oct 2015 | 13:56
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A couple got tired of their marriage.
They both agreed to divorce.
So one day, the man went to pastor Akpos and
said "Is it possible for you to divorce me and my
wife"
"Yes sure, but you have to pay tight of 100,000
Naira" replied Pastor Akpos.
The man agreed and they both chose a date for
the divorce.
On that day, the man and his wife kneel before
the pastor Akpos.
Akpos started hitting the man with an iron on his
forehead.
"Pastor, What's that for?" asked the surprised
man.
Akpos answered "I need both you and your wife's
blood to perform the divorce"
Akpos kept on hitting the man seriously.
After 5 min, the wife said "Can't you see the
blood rushing out?"
pastor Akpos replied "Yes, but i need more
blood".
After another 5 min, the angry husband shouted
"You want to kill me?"
Akpos replied "Yes"
"Why?" asked the man
"Because that's the only way i can separate both
of you"
8 Oct 2015 | 13:56
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Oh Yeah, Akpos Was Rite Dx Tym Jare.. Una No Rem Una Vows Again Till Death Do Us Part Uh.. Una Neva See Sontin Yet
8 Oct 2015 | 14:16
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mading
9 Oct 2015 | 02:00
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Wot of d money d man pay? E dun enta one chance. :-)
9 Oct 2015 | 02:45
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Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
9 Oct 2015 | 05:22
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Akpos don dey get brain small small ooo
9 Oct 2015 | 05:30
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Lolx
9 Oct 2015 | 07:22
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Pastor akpos don jasi
9 Oct 2015 | 09:07
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LMAO!
9 Oct 2015 | 10:32
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Dat One Gud Nah..
9 Oct 2015 | 11:56
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The money missed road be that na lolz @Konphido
9 Oct 2015 | 12:13
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Hehe @nextangel Funny u
9 Oct 2015 | 13:53
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Yes na akpors u 3much
9 Oct 2015 | 18:44
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what God has joined 2gether let no man put asunder
10 Oct 2015 | 02:02
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Akpors u try jawe
11 Oct 2015 | 12:35
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I tok am
11 Oct 2015 | 13:13
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Akpos brain dn dy upgrade
11 Oct 2015 | 13:13
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Thank God Akpos did somtin good dis time
11 Oct 2015 | 17:28
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