hahaha I just
remember back then
wen I once lived in a
face me I face u
compound
modified : aspirebig
really completed my list
so he shows he truely
live a face me I face u
compound so here his
is comments :
I will add the following:
1. Wicked Landlord'...
The landlord is the
owner of the house,he
packed erosion sand
from gutters during
the
rainy season and keep
them.little by little,he
will pack one tipper of
sand,call a local
bricklayer and erect
another one room
beside
your room.
This type of landlords
are uneducated but
they
know the expiring date
of all tenants rent off
heart.
The landlord is the only
peron that has a
car,which uses only on
sundays to go to
church...if you want to
know such a
landlord,go to N10
Anuoluwapo street,off
Bamako by hotel bus
stop, near
Omole,Lagos.
The landlord wicked,no
be small,he is a white
garment man.He uses
jazz on his tenants too.
They only day he
laughs is the day you
pay his
rent. He will charge for
water,govt water
oooo,he didn't have a
well nor borehole,he
charges easch teanat
for nepa bill
monthly,when he
collects the money,he
can
make like 500percent
gain on the bill monthly.
He doesn't pay nepa
bills.
2.The night
crawlers,these set of
tenants go for
night parties,friday
nights,clubs,then come
back by 1am or 2am
and start calling you on
phone to open the door
for him.
The borrower,some
tenants borrow a lot
and
never pay back as at
when they promise.
3.The haters,these are
the kind of tenants
that
will hate you just
because you are
prospering ..that is your
offence,nothing else.
4.The Teachers,the
type of tenant maybe
the
most educated one in
the compound and he is
actually teaching @ a
high sch nearby,so he is
now a teacher that
teaches the landlord
children and other
children free at his
spare
time.
5.The wicked
landlady,she sells @
the front of
the house,if you like
use N1000 note to buy
just N100 thing from
her,always she never
have change except if
you finish the money in
her shop and her things
are normally very
expensive.
And if you she knows
that you are buying
things that she is
selling from another
source,immediately you
are her enemy,the
next morning when you
greet her,she won't
answer neither will the
husband. Refer to the
address in point 1 for
more verifications.
6. Unmarried landlord
daughters,these ones
are seeing themselves
as god,because their
father build house in
Lagos,so u are a
nobody..
They will hate you
when you have female
visitors,even their
mother will hate you
too for
leaving her daughters
and bringing in friends
from outside.
7. The music player:
some tenants are dj in
their one room
apartment,they play
from old
sch to new sch,once
they are around,they
increase their volume
to the highest.
8.The guest room
occupants: This type of
room,u don't really
know the actually
person
that rent it. You will
hear that Tony is the
main
person that rent the
room but he has
moved
to Ajah now and the
house is @ ikeja,then
you
will be Tony's
cousins,his younger
brothers,sisters,
friends,village
people,even
those coming to the
city for the first time
uses
the place as their initial
house before getting
their own house.
9. The jobless group:
they are always
@home,checking who
went out and who did
not,who cooked and
who did not,they will
tell
u the dates that nepa
came visiting to collect
their bills from Jan to
Dec.
10. The peacemaker:
usually the oldest
tenant
in the compound,he is
very loyal to the
landlord and if there is
no landlord in the
house,he is the
'caretaker'..he likes
making
peace..he may have
spent 30 to 35yrs in
the
compound. He will tell u
proudly that he has
been living there since
1978... When the whole
place was still a bush.
11.The prayer man: this
guy is always waking
up around 12midnight
to pray,he is always
minding his business.
13.The drunkard; this
guy normally was an
okada rider before
Fashola ban bike,or he
was
laid off in the
factory,or he works in
a
construction company
and no more work or
money,now he drinks
to be happy. He is
owing
the landlord 6months
rent.
14.The nurse: she
works in a private or
public
hospital in town,now
she is a medical
consultant in the
neighbourhood,giving
prescriptions,injections,
treating sick
people,administering
drips,etc...
15. The late night cook:
the set of tenants
always come back late
and will be cooking
when every one else is
sleeping,disturbing
others with noise and
generates heat in the
whole building..
16.The Light
tappers,this tenant
refused to pay
his nepa bill and had his
nepa light cut off
from the connection
source,the guy will get
an
electrician,enter inside
the ceiling and
reconnects the nepa
quietly,he will stop
putting on his light or
play music,but will be
using fan,electric
kettle,fridge,charge
phone.etc..till he will be
caught.
17.The NFA team: the
set of tenants have
'No
Future Ambition' they
are contented with
level
of achievement and
their lifesyle. They will
tell
you that some people
are still in the
village,under the bridge
and they are doing
better. They dress on
their best clothes on
sundays and buy
enough drinks on the
table,they are very
happy with their
condition.
No plan of buying
land,building house or
moving out,they move
out by force. They
usually have plenty
childern and wife say
like 6
to 9 of them inside the
10 by 12 room.
18.The sports analysts:
they are die hard fans
of d diff clubs in italian
seria a,EPL
clubs ,spanish la liga.
They will tell u all the
news about Man U,Man
City,Chelsea,liverpool,
Barca,Real Madrid etc...
In fact,poverty and
illiteracy are very bad.
Many people here in
Nigeria are just existing
but not living the good
life @ all. Is a pity!...
Who no go,no go know
ooohh.
