[b]If You’ve Ever Been Stuck In Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Traffic, This Post Is For You[/b]
1.You wanted to sharply leave Lagos so you took this wonderful expressway.
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The greatest expressway in Nigeria.
2.Then you hear MFM, RCCG, Deeper Life and NASFAT are holding programs in one night.
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It has ended.
3.When it’s midnight and you haven’t even reached Mowe
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Hay God!
4.You asking God to part the traffic for you just like Moses parted the Red Sea
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Father be a miracle provider.
5.When you see people parking their cars and preparing to sleep on the road.
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See these ones.
6.You, gisting with the people in the car next to you.
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As per, we’re all in this together.
7.You looking for a place to make a U-turn.
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No time for stress abeg.
8.When you see people strolling down the expressway as if they’re in their houses.
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You people have mind sha.
9.Gala and lacasera hawkers when there’s traffic on Lagos-Ibadan expressway.
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Ope o!
10.When the traffic is terrible but there’s a potential bae in the car beside you.
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This traffic must be a sign from God.
11.You, whenever someone tries to cut in front of you.
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Where are you rushing to in this traffic!?
12.When you catch up to that car that tried to claim road
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After all your oversabi, we’re still in the same traffic.
13.You when you first got on the expressway vs you when you finally get to your destination
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One million years later… :b
:yes:
Source = Zikoko
