1. Na for old age ashawo dey
know the value of
pikin.
2. Woman wey never see
problem... Na im dey still
hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no
dey wear pant
sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter
rain, Na later é go
hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find
black goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say
fowl go lay boiled
egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.
8. Pikin wey him mama back
cross water, wey say
him march fish, wetin him mama
go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for
back no know say
the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before
no be stranger to
death.
11. Person wey chop belle full,
no know wetin
hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close
eye enjoy sex she
dey enjoy labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey
cut shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko
tree, if nobody hail
am!! é go hail himself
15. Toto water small, but é reach
prick take baff.
16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO
BOYFRIEND, SHE
GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO
HUSBAND.
17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam
bad luck.
18. Na cricket tell him children
say, No matter how
ground strong, Them no go
sleep outside.
19. Pikin wey say him mama no
fine they use style
call him papa blind man.
20. No be eye wey dem take
chop eba dem take
dey share meat.
21. Person wey use Elephant set
trap, na him know
wetin he wan Catch.
22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash
Go Open.
23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM
SERIOUS, BUT
STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW
BOOK.
24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say
race don start.
25. Dem no dey tell blind man
say salt no dey for
food.
26. Before you see monkey,
monkey don see you.
27. Thief wey jump fence enter
house where owner
dey wait for am, no go jump
again.
28. If pikin say he sabi die, him
papa sef go tell am
say him sabi bury.
29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat
mouth, Na im dey
kill am.
30. If e be like say everybody dey
craze" na you
dey craze.
31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no
use your teeth cut
am.
32. My thing and our thing no be
the same oh.
33. Na happiness dey make prick
stand.
34. Na as goat stand for market
dem dey price am.
35. Craze no hard to form, na the
trekking be
wahala.
36. Its a small world!! No mean
say you fit trek from
Naija go London.
37. No matter how hot your
temper be, e no fit boil
beans.
38. Chicken wey run from Borno
go Ibadan go still
end up inside pot of soup.
39. Today’s newspaper na
tomorrow Suya wrap.
40. Akara and moin moin get the
same parent, na
wetin dem pass through make
dem different.
MY PIPUL NA LIE I TALK?
