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PLANE CRASH

PLANE CRASH

By Immaculate in 5 Oct 2016 | 14:55
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A PLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH AND THERE WERE ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES IN THE PLANE,MEANWHILE THERE WERE FIVE PEOPLE IN IT. THE FIRST PERSON WAS CRISTIANO RONALDO,HE SAID "I AM THE BEST FOOTBALLER I CANT DIE NOW" SO HE TOOK 1 PARACHUTE AND LEFT. THE SECOND 1 WAS ALIKO DANGOTE SAID "I AM THE RICHEST MAN IN AFRICA AND I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE".SO HE TOOK THE SECOND PARACHUTE AND LEFT. THE THIRD WAS PRESIDENT BUHARI AND HE SAID "I AM THE SMARTEST PRESIDENT THAT NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE WORLD,SO I CANT DIE NOW MY PEOPLE STILL NEEDS ME".HE TOOK 1 AND LEFT. THEN IT WAS LEFT WITH GOODLUCK AND A SMALL GIRL..........THEN JONATHAN SAID TO THE LITTLE GIRL .."TAKE THE LAST 1 I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR YOU. THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIED "NO NEED FOR THAT .THERE ARE TWO PARACHUTES LEFT. WITH SHOCK AND SURPRISE JONATHAN ASKED HER."HOW COM?". THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIED"BUHARI TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG THINKING IT WAS A PARACHUTE.............??????????????????????????????????????????????HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
5 Oct 2016 | 14:55
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