[b]Because I asked for a lady's hand in marriage, her father gave me this form to fill.
After reading the form, I told my prospective father-
in-law that I wanna use the restroom. Immediately I got to the toilet, I just scaled
through it's window and ran out of the compound....
IS IT BY FORCE TO MARRY!!??
Okay, pls read the form and tell me what you would have rather done if you were in my nice shoes..... Over to you pls.
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# APPLICATION_FORM_TO_MARRY_MY_DAUGHTER.
PLS FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING
AND IN BLOCK CAPITAL LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly:
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my
house
and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you
can
give respect to your father in- law》and mother
in-law.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money
for my hair at the saloon", what would be your
answer ?
________________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
5. What does the term 'good husband'
mean to you?
_____________________________________________
___________________
6.Do you have both dad and mum together?
Yes/
No
If No explain why?
________________________________
7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than your
age,
Explain why.
_____________________________________________
___________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME
EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the
owner of the kids between father and mother?
________________________________
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor?
_________________________
5. Please stick your passport size photo
below which will be put in the newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you
more
questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
______________
Home:
_________
Facebook:
_____________________
BEST WISHES.[/b]
