[b]PRESIDENT MOHAMADU BUHARI:
PLEASE BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION OHHH WE NEED IT.
WHEN THERE WAS CORRUPTION WE USE TO BUY 5 CUPS OF GARRI #100 NOW THAT THERE IS NO MORE CORRUPTION 5 CUPS OF GARRI IS #200.
WHEN THERE WAS CORRUPTION WE, USE TO BYU NOODLES #50 HUNGRY MAN SIZE #100
NOW DAT THERE IS NO MORE CORUPTION INDOMIE IS #80 HUNGRY MAN SIZE #180
WHEN THERE WAS CORRUPTION WE USE TO BUY AGEGE BREAD #50
NOW THAT THERE IZ NO MORE CORRUPTION AGEGE BREAD IS #80
WHEN THERE WAS CORRUPTION WE USE TO BUY BISCUIT #10
NOW THAT THERE IZ NO MORE CORRUPTION NO MORE #10 BISCUIT
WHEN THERE WAS CORRUPTION A CUP OF RICE WAS #50 MOST OF US DEN USE TO EAT 2 CUPS OF RICE.
NOW DAT THERE IS NO MORE CORRUPTION A CUP OF RICE IS #110 AND WE CAN NO MORE EAT 2 CUPS OF RICE
WHEN THERE WAS CORRUPTION I USE TO EAT 3 TIMES A DAY.
NOW THAT THERE IS NO MORE CORRUPTION IF I EAT 2 TIMES MAK I THANK GOD
WHEN FORMAL PRESIDEIN OBASENJO (OBJ) WAS ON POWER HE ADVICED US TO DO FARM WORK, BUT WE SAID NO FARM WORK IS FOR POOR PEOPLE......
NOW THAT P.M.B IS ON POWER HE HAS NOT SAID ANY THING ABOUT FARM WORK.
BUT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE PRACTICING AGRICULTURE IN THEIR BACK YARD ARE MORE DAN 100.
THAT IS PEOPLE THAT HAVE GARDEN IN THEIR COMPOUND/BACKYARD. EVEN ME SELF I GET GARDEN OHHHHH...
STAY THEIR NO GO PLANT GARDEN FOR YOUR BACKYARD, WHEN HUNGER HOL YOU NO BODY GO TELL YOU
PLEASE BUHARRI BRING BACK OUR CORUPTION OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FELLOW NIGERIAN YOUTH AM I SAYING YOUR MIND?????[/b] :b
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