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PROUD IM AN ENGINEER

PROUD IM AN ENGINEER

By ebube in 17 Jul 2016 | 19:00
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Here are some funny facts some Engineers would love to hear. Read below:-
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.
2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30am.
3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer’s national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.
4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.
5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship with a LADY.
6. An engineer doesn’t care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start solving it.
8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.
9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.
10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.
11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.
12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.
13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.
14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.
15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.
16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.
17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer’s laptop.
Are you proud to be an Engineer?
17 Jul 2016 | 19:00
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Not going for engineering! but something else.
17 Jul 2016 | 19:04
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nice sha
17 Jul 2016 | 19:04
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engineering ke!.. wetin i wan go do 4 there!
17 Jul 2016 | 19:07
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hmmm ***Sighed***
17 Jul 2016 | 19:09
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@froshberry-2.... and @idrowest... na better course... try it u gonna like it
17 Jul 2016 | 19:11
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Mr @hormortiyor.... why hmm and signed
17 Jul 2016 | 19:13
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Am proud to be a statistician!!!!!!!
17 Jul 2016 | 19:16
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@ebube am not even interested..i dont have the passion for it..but i admire engineers
17 Jul 2016 | 19:17
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i wan die!..my science wey i dey rugged neva do me..i go borrow mr. coker words "ko le work" buh i no say @froshberry-2 na geek, he can do science, engineering even arts combined 2geda..abi i lie?
17 Jul 2016 | 19:20
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@bukkybabe. .. I hear you ma
17 Jul 2016 | 19:22
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haha. @idrowest thats almost jack of all trades.. medicine is enough for a small boy like me
17 Jul 2016 | 19:23
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@froshberry-2 thanks
17 Jul 2016 | 19:24
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You're welcome @ebube
17 Jul 2016 | 19:26
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engineering is a nice course
17 Jul 2016 | 19:32
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Eyah am sooo sorry I didn't do engineering i studied accounting...
17 Jul 2016 | 19:42
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yap
17 Jul 2016 | 19:42
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Nice
17 Jul 2016 | 19:48
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im proud of it .... U nko @hauwa
17 Jul 2016 | 19:49
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hmmmmm
17 Jul 2016 | 19:50
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oboy eee make sense die but eer that no.7 no join at all. :g
17 Jul 2016 | 20:38
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@olorivicky.... Good to know.... Will be my account manager
17 Jul 2016 | 20:39
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wia dem
17 Jul 2016 | 21:09
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sigh
17 Jul 2016 | 21:37
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I will be proud to be a news caster or a TV presenter or host
17 Jul 2016 | 21:48
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Good to know @victoriouschild
17 Jul 2016 | 22:02
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@Ebube you no dey sleep nii
17 Jul 2016 | 22:13
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engineers rock... proudly engineer
18 Jul 2016 | 00:06
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@holakizzo yea
18 Jul 2016 | 00:07
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Just observing @ebube.
18 Jul 2016 | 03:04
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so ur a science student also @hauwa
18 Jul 2016 | 09:49
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Engineers....
19 Jul 2016 | 20:12
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