[i]Nigeria was never on top of the map when
God said, 'Let there be light'."
- Albert Einstein (1938)
"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but
allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty.
- Isaac Newton (1842)
"He who runs around looking for scissors to
cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet
hungry."
- Adolf Hilter (1996)
"It is only when you see a mosquito landing
on your testicles that you realise that there
are ways of solving problems without
violence."
- Aristotle (1762)
"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any."
- Queen Elizabeth (1945)
"He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting
it cannot keep a secret."
- Abraham Lincoln (1864)
"Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki'
from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is
not afraid of anything."
- Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).
"Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has
never been with a mountain of fire member."
- William Shakespeare (1788).
"Anyone who graduated without experiencing
strike probably has never been to Nigeria."
- Lord Lugard (1904).
"He who refuses to classify 'agege' bread and
'akara' as a type of sandwich is a racist."
- Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).
"Any man who drinks 'alomo' bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder."
- Obasanjo(1999)
"Anyone who puts stew on 'jollof' rice has
trust issues."
- Fela Kuti (1979)
"Anyone that reads this without realizing that @jummybabe is fit to be the miss Coolval does not no what the word BB means in human"
- Akpos (2015)[/i]
