No Lie, oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria
99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up
on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof
for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building
or under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert
it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur
nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and
eat while walking on the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass and sand without fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do.
Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't
knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until
now. I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in
Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili
sandalili" is actually "standard living standard
living". I know u are singing it now again, smiles
***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep
sharing d fun and laff it off... Share this to ur
love ones!!!
