QUALITIES OF MY WIFE TO BE: •1.
She Must be a Full passionate
Manchester united fan •2. Non
of her Parents n siblings should
like Chelsea, Manchester city,
Liverpool or Arsenal •3. She
must be a FAN of Rooney,
Memphis Depay, Adnan januzaj
and Marcos Rojo. •4. OLD
Trafford should be her Dream
Land. •5. In case she needs a
househelp, an Arsenal, Liverpool
or Chelsea fan can be hired. •6.
All the house hold Equipment
must be MANCHESTER UNITED
customized. •7. Beside Heaven,
the OLD TRAFFORD is our second
Home. •8. Our kids must Learn
how to spell "MANCHESTER
UNITED FC" first before
understanding 1+1 •9. Her
favourite colour must be RED.
•10. Anything with the colour
BLUE must be used in toilet
Cleaning. •11. Manchester united
FC anthem must be our house
anthem. •12. The theme of
Manchester United FC anthem
must be used as the RINGTONE,
CALLER RINGTONE and ALARM of
every phone in the house. •13.
Every loss for Manchester United
will result to 3 days fasting and
Prayers for the team. •14. Severe
injury to Rooney, Chichrito or
Memphis Depay... Wife and
children must mourn until they
recover. •15.Our first born kid
whether male or female MUST be
named after one of Manchester
united GREAT •16. Should ONE of
these rules be broken....WIFE
LEAVES!! •17: If she has an A/c
on Facebook, she must be
Friends with Monty Magilasi
Junior!! and must Like atleast a
minnimum of 30 Manchester
United Fc Official and Fan Pages
Online !! •18: Twice per week
tune to Manchester United FC TV
or Watch sum Memphis Depay or
any Man United player videos for
3 Hours! •19: No Nigerian
Movies during EPL and UEFA •20:
Love Football !!
