1.That moment wen your phone battery is
3%, seeing your landlord upload a pic with His family on Facebook and you quickly try to comment "Kul People" but auto correct
changed it to "Cult People" just before your
battery went off
See!!! Don't bother trying to explain, just find another house...
2.I wonder why some girls will stop in the
middle of a hot romance just to ask, "so do u truly luv me?"
My sister what answer do you expect from a horny brother
3.You think you know all colours until
Yoruba people start sending you wedding invitation
You'll see something like this: Acid Green on Fushia Purple with little touch of Ojuelegba blue.
Bride's family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.
Groom's family; Jollof Yellow with Fufu
White.
Friends; Coconut White with Agama Lizard
Head.
While all other guests should wear Pomo
Brown on Alligator
Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple
and Maggi Yellow.
4.people will be doing "is that one this,is that one that" thats how they will do when trumpet blow,they will say "trumpet that blow and left me behind,is that one trumpet??
5.I was shocked at the ATM 2day. After
withdrawing money, the ATM asked me
'Anything for your boy'? I fainted
6.That awkward moment when a 5'star Hotel attendant tells you Bottle of Coke is N1500 You will be Like !
"I mean Coke, As in the Mineral type.. Not
Alcoholic one " i mean the normal coke dat
looks like Pepsi
7..My fear for weed Started when I saw
My friend's father dabbing For Don moen's song
8.In Hollywood Merlin will just say two words and a fire breathing dragon will appear.
In Nollywood ike mbe of amadioha shrine will recite a whole book of incantations (280 pages) just to off candle
Then he will tell you to bring the following
- 8 virgin rats
- 10 married ants
- 3 pregnant mosquitoes
- 2 lesbian hens
To appease the Gods naija i respect una hustle...
9.*Somewhere in NIGERIA*
Boy: Daddy, School Request That we Pay
#5000 for Security Levy......
Daddy:Tell them That you are Covered With The Blood of Jesus....
*This recession*
10.YAWA DON GAS...
So this guy has refused to go home
simply because he posted on facebook;
" A father that is not like Dangote is that one a father?" and his father liked it..
