1.You got a babe's number and you used
"chick" to store her name. Is her Mum a fowl?
2.You bought suya for your woman, she ate everything while you just ate the onions. Are you a vegetarian?
3.You are with your guy but you are on your phone talking to different guys every five minutes, yet you claim you are not
cheating on your guy. My sister, are you an
MTN customer care agent?
4.You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom and
understanding?
5You took your girlfriend to the club
everyday, then you married her
and you want her to stop going to the club.
Were you expecting a miracle?
6.Your girlfriend dumps you for a rich man
and you call her a GOLD DIGGER. but your sister did the same to another guy, yet you gave a testimony in Church saying, "Its the grace of God." You are Hypocrite!
7.Your babe got F9 parallel in WAEC, and
she still asking you for Brazilian Hair of #150.000. Where does she want to fix the hair on?
8.You have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks is
scattered all ova your body yet you still want a tattoo. Are you a zebra?
9.You are 6 feet tall, but you still wear 6
inches high heels shoe. Do you want to whisper to God?
10.You are snapping in different type of cars, yet you expect your
man to believe you are not cheating. Are you a mechanic?
11.You gather different girls picture on your phone and yet you expect
your girl to believe you are not cheating. Are you a digital photographer?
12.He gave you an engagement ring for over five years, but he hasn't married you yet. My dear, are you the lord of the rings?
You pay your babe's university school fees
and yet you have not written JAMB. Are you part of the scholarship board?
13.You are 18 years and your sugar daddy is 70 years old and you are calling him BABY. My sister, he should be your ANCESTOR!
Your babe is licking ice cream and you're
drinking pure water. Are you diabetic?
