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By Sommyangel in 9 Apr 2017 | 12:25
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1.Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...
Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.
2.GIRL to GIRL
GIRL 1 - I now have a Boyfriend
GIRL 2 - Is he Cute?,Is he Rich?
BOY to BOY
BOY 1 - I now have a Girlfriend
BOY 2 - U don Bang her? She get Yansh?
3.You will see a 13 year old girl posting stuffs like= " I want to forget everything nd move on"
Forget what Little sister??
The Multiplication Table???
4.I don't usually bring my private life on social media but I desperately need your help, Google couldn't help me...
If your girlfriend forgives you for cheating how long should you wait before you start cheating again?
Helpful suggestions guys...
5.Age 5: Mum I want to be an Engineer
Engr Bright
Age 16: Mum Look All A's
Age 20: Engineering is so Hard
Age 35: Make some noise for Dj Bright
6.All those people that takes Facebook too serious.
Wait lemme ask you are your children going to inherit your account
Oya continue....
Lemme_come_n_be_going
7.Naira bet will break guys heart.
They will still forgive and play again
But your woman do u small thing,
U tight ur mind like Lucky_dube_dread .
8.I'm finished' is when your girlfriend starts arguing with a bouncer in a Club...and ends up saying..."My boyfriend ain't scared of you"....That moment my brother it's either you become John Cena or you become Usain Bolt.
9.Did you know that chatting with a fat girl consumes a lot of data???
Lemme_come_n_be_going
10.When your gf is so ugly but got a big behind and nice curves... And you wanna introduce her to your friends and she is sitting down. You be like "Stand up let them see you clearly
9 Apr 2017 | 12:25
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Hummmmm funny thou
9 Apr 2017 | 12:57
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lol
9 Apr 2017 | 13:15
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Seen This B4 Have U @hormortiyor Et @froshberry-2
9 Apr 2017 | 13:26
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Lemme come and be going! @willingyung
9 Apr 2017 | 13:51
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Stand up let them see you clearly
9 Apr 2017 | 14:07
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@willingyung, seen but still funny.
9 Apr 2017 | 14:39
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Lol
9 Apr 2017 | 15:06
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I laugh ooo
9 Apr 2017 | 15:09
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Lol...
9 Apr 2017 | 15:33
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make dem see u clearly lol
10 Apr 2017 | 09:48
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