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random jokes of the day

random jokes of the day

By Frankkay in 29 Apr 2017 | 10:16
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RANDOM JOKES


1.That awkward moment when you are on evangelism with you
pastor, then all the road side prostitudes starts waving
"CUSTOMER HWFA"
2.Girls and twerking these days.. What if God decides not to use
trumpets and decides to surprise us with ''It's Young John The
Wicked Producer''
That's how some girls will twerk their way to Hell..
3.Some boys wanna keep d conversation runnin wif their crush nd
be like.. "So is it your Mummy Dat gave birth to your sisters too?
# no they were Ordered from # JUMIA
4.If you know your boyfriend loves you, break his iphone 7 screen
and wait for him ...
I'm coming, lemme go to shoprite and epp you price wheelchair.
5.Nigerian Artist Title of song "Big Bum Bum"
Award Presentation "Thank you Lord for the Inspiration", my brother, which God are you serving???
6.The way some female bankers in Nigeria be asking you to open an account will be sounding very sexual "I will open it for you, just put something inside...
7.Your future is in your hands but you are using it to finger a girl
Your ancestors will be ashamed...
8.Rihanna came with the tendency of not Wearing a BRA.... Some slay queens on here try to copy her buh their Boobs be looking like "Hospital Drips with no water"
.....Lemme charge my Phone, argue with me later
:mrgreen: :b :g
9.Have You Ever Trekked So Hard That Your Shadow Has To Leave You And Enter Keke Napep??
Lol
10.I'm so ashamed of guys who go to a girl's Facebook wall to thank her for accepting their request. Please stop doing that! For the love of gala and la casera stop it!
The worst part is you don't even say it correctly... you'll visit a girl's wall to see posts like, "Thanks for acceptment..." "Thanks for the acception..." "Thanks for the acceptation..." "Thank you for acceptizing my request..." Thanks for being acceptive..."
I even saw one recently, it goes like, "Thanks for accepting my request. May God bless you and your family, anything you seek you shall find... any weapon fashioned against you shall not prosper... every evil obstacle will be diverted IJN... AMEN!!!" This whole prayer for an ordinary request? KAI!
***If u comment after reading***
29 Apr 2017 | 10:16
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funny
29 Apr 2017 | 10:50
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lol
29 Apr 2017 | 12:30
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@Victoriouschild pls help me wt dis;I do relogging evrytime I refresh the site y is it like that,can't it keep me loggin?
29 Apr 2017 | 12:33
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lol
29 Apr 2017 | 13:16
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@Similolu which browser are you using?
29 Apr 2017 | 15:10
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