RANDOM TALKS
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1.The patience you exercise when your Blackberry hangs, please use it in relationships.
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2.Why count your money in front of the ATM? Will you return if it's incomplete or is there a button that says "incomplete''?
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)I'm in Lagos, my internet is terrible but Shekau is in Sambissa forest and yet he has enough bandwidth to upload 59mins YouTube video.
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4.Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pommo lips.
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5.It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman will stop you and search your phone gallery for blue film
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)If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even Laughing Surely They Use "I Love You" Without Even Loving You. Be Guided.
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7.Somewhere in Onitsha, an Ibo man is struggling with the ushers on how to retrieve the N200 he mistakenly dropped instead of N20 offering.
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8.You've been Engaged since 2010, till today you're still ENGAGED. MY girl, you're not LORD OF THE RINGS please return that key holder
)you are a university graduate @ 30 , no job, nothing to show for and you dey follow lil Wayne sing his song.. I gat no worries.. oboy the devil is using your pix as hand fan
10.you are poor and selling books of "how to get rich in 100 days" ...dem swear 4 u?
11.You buy suya for ur gf......she dey chop meat u dey chop onions, my brother when did u become a vegetarian
12.My broda u dn go wedding tire for your whole life. . . . .
Buh you still dy chop mama thank you. .
My broda witches and wizards for your village dn use your brain soak garri.
1).you dn insult pipo tire for your life. .yet u still dy sing timi dakolo's song"wish me well"
my dear wic kyn story for d gods be daht.
14.my dear u knw even geht mynd toast gurl,yet u still dy update for status"drunk in love"
my dear u r jobless.
15.every day u dy sleep for your mama hawse. .u eat 3 square meals a day yet u still dy sing westlife song"i have a dream"
My broda you nid prayers.
1).you leave school since 2005 u are just roaming on the street doing nothing good to upgrade your life and you are here shouting I SHALL MAKE IT my brother u dey deceive urself oooo
17.you go remember to baff ur junior ones three times a day, but you go baf only once a day... Pls You need serious prayer
18.you de ABA you updates your profile Lagos,you dey follow wizkid for twitter dey twist my big bro....my guy go hustle
19).U no get kobo 4 ur bank account,yet u dey follow P-square sing... "chop my money",my broda whose own u wan make we chop.
20.My broda u day insyd u knw go out go luk 4 job, U folo dem day say God's tym z d best, my broda wen z d tym kumin??? U re a foolin ya sef
21.U carry gal go mr biggs while she's licking ice-cream u de drink pure water abi u get diabetis???
.......still ur boy prince of the seas
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