Youths of these days are so
organised, their days are well-
planned, even on a Sunday!
If by coercion or free will they
come, then there is a reason:
1. Their Upbringing
Trust me, the culture of attending
Church on a Sunday morning has
eaten deep into many young
folks that their DNA responds to
it by default. They go just
because they were brought up
that way. Right now, they are
losing their drive because they
are no longer within their
parent's radar. University stress
has kept them busy.
2. To free themselves of the
boredom of their dad's house
Some, their parents have placed
them under "House arrest" or
maybe they live in an estate that
going out always warrant series
of questioning, especially when
their parents attend 'AG or
DLBC'... Going to church is a great
opportunity to see the outside
world in reality and not through
NL or FB wink
3. To chit chat with friends and
gossip mates
Haha...some have more friends in
church than outside. Don't think
the friends really positively
adding to their lives. Those
friends of hers gossip everyone
from a cute standing usher to
the pastor's wife. Funny, guys
have such friends too but their
discussion revolve around
politics to football. Few times,
young ladies...
4. To seek after and serve God
in spirit and in truth
Many are called but few are
chosen ba? Back then, youths
were on fire for God but these
days, "Updating Dp in
Church"...the other day, two
ushers were taking a photo in
church and I was 'begged' to do
it. I was like... Warris dis? The
other day too, me sef found
myself doing it. Bad influence!
Mtcheew!
Only few of my kind are left tho! grin who is on my side? cool
5. To chase girls and Attract
Potential Guys
Some guys sha! They've taken
their ministry to the 'permanent
sight', even to the church.
Convincing Sisters to visit them
for evening fellowship: there are
some invitations that should be
turned down. (Remember: He
that causeth one of these lil
ones to fall, it's better a
milestone is placed around his
neck and he be drowned in the
sea). Whatever that means, it is
scary and it looks like Hell has a
new software, Hell 2.0 sad
Those ladies sha, with short
gowns and skirts, Brazilian hair
flowing around and entering
your eyes during hot prayer
session. Haba! You'll see them
looking back to see the current
state of their next "maga". They
like songs like, "I waka waka, no
one no one...I turned around no
one no one..." What an
opportunity to scan the
perimeter for a potential "cute
shark" tongue
6. Because They Have Nowhere
Else To Go
Yea, they have no where else to
go. If they had, you wouldn't see
them in church. Have you heard
excuses like, "I was washing", "I
was reading", "I didn't have
money", "I was playing football"?
etc
That's the excuse given by
youths who go to church
because they have no where else
to go or nothing to do. When
they do, they simply and easily
brushed it aside. End Time Is
Here O!
7. To display their newest
clothes, hairstyle and shoes
When everyone had all their
attention on the Pastor, I heard a
distracting sound heading
towards my direction. I thought I
was in the spirit? Who could be
moving around when a Message
this hot is going on. The figure I
saw, one slim girl like that; just
there to cause distraction and
display her new shoes and
perhaps new hair. Was so
pissed! Must you cat walk on
high-heels in the middle of a
Service? Knowing people will
stare? Before you know again,
they'll go out to wee, just to
display...
Well, by now you know where
you fall.
You can add more. smiley
source:nairaland.com
