There is a concise
expression that
the measure you
give is the
measure you shall
receive. (garbage
in, garbage out)
Before I start, I
want you all to
know that no
matter how we try
embellish pre-marital s*x, it will never change the
fact that it’s EVIL, so all ye Pastors, relax your mind
because this is not to lure people into premarital s*x
(make una no quote Bible for my head oooo) And
lastly, if you are bereft of good comprehension skills,
kindly meet with your neighbour(s) with good
comprehension skills for better explanation.
Here I go 10 Reasons Why You Should Not Blame
Guys For Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their
Skirts
1. She Doesn't Have A Good Record. Ladies, are you
aware that guys make research before wooing you?
Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a few numbers of
people who know you well but may not be in talking
terms with you. When he gets a negative report like,
that babe sure gan oooooo, na so she dey park men
up and down.. My dear, to be frank, if he doesn’t have
church mind, he will also want to mark register
2. She’s Deceitful Who likes to mingle with a deceitful
lady? A lady who deceives a guy with padded bra and
pant will definitely bite her fingers at the end of the
day. If he later gets to know that your bosoms and
buttocks are as flat as 2B exercise book, never blame
him if he dumps your ass aftermath of love making
3. She Lied About Being A Virgin. Guys hate when
ladies lie about being virgins. If you lie about being a
virgin and he later gets to know that you are as wide
as Lagos-Ibadan expressway after two years of
celibacy. He will definitely zoom off at Usain Bolt
pace
4. She Turned Him Into A Magad. My research and
finding have shown that when a guy pays your bill out
of his kind gesture and he realizes you go about
telling people that he’s a maga. He will treat you like a
money (use of banaba) and waves goodbye the
moment he gets under your skirt
5. She Acts Like A Peacock. Guys love ladies who give
them tough time but your shakara must be done with
moderation or else, your excess pride, shakara and
yanga will make him dump you after the deed. He
might just like, upon all my stress and dis girl yeye
shakara, no be she I bleep so ? Upon say she make
everything hard as LASU Post UME exam
6. You Have Nothing To Offer. Even the rich dudes
want ladies that will help them economize their
money and help draw their life plans. When a lady is
always concerned about fixing on eye lashes,
Brazilian hair, Silverbird cinema and Ozone layer etc.
You don’t need T. B Joshua to tell you that the quy in
question knows that 5mins pleasure is all you can
only offer him
7. Your Boobs Attracted Him. Sometimes, the way
you got to meet a lady may determine how the
relationship will go (not in all cases though). When
the only thing that got a guy attracted to you is your
half revealed boobs. He will only see you as s*x
object and dump you after getting under your skirt
8. Telling Him To Promise You Marriage Before You
Open Your Legs. I mean who the hell makes such a
promise ? I have seen the case of a lady who told my
friend to promise her marriage, or else, she will not
open her legs. Funny enough, he promised her
marriage and waved goodbye after getting under her
skirt
9. Unshaved And Odourful Kitty-Cat. If she’s so dirty
that her body odour smells more than MORTEIN. The
guy is left with no choice than to dump her after the
deed.
10. If he knows that you are not God fearing ladies,
you only after what you want and you are not care
and concern about others, he will surely dump you.
