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Repent (Joke)

Repent (Joke)

By Emmyrexx in 15 Dec 2015 | 00:25
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[b] 1......Imagine if Jesus and all does bible stories happened
now. With all does Social Media Apps
2.....Jesus would hav a FaceBook Acct (JesusChristOfN
azareth)but people will doubt if he's real.. Cos his acct would
be Unverified
3....Jesus be healing the sick and walking on water with
Videos on YouTube,Pharisees will be leaving comment of
"So Fake"
4.....All Jesus 12 desciplies would be Spamming our DMS
telling us too repent and we would be blocking their account
5.....Judas would betray Jesus and Post"This Nigga Jesus
think his God...Watch how dis Shit gonna get down"
6....Jesus would get Arrested and Crucified and some Hoes
will be like"OMG Jesus is Dead"
7....The remaining 11 desciples would put their account on
"Private"and post"Gotta LayLow..Snitches Everywhere.Nigga
stay awake"
8...Jesus would resurrect on the 3rd day with a new Account
(ItzKingJesusAndAmBack) and get Verified same day...
9...And all dem bitches n hoes will be sendin him request
and message tellin him too add them...
10....Buh blieve me.He go freestyle say"Get Behind me
Satan_wen I da die where una da"
Hahahhahahahahah beta accept him now b4 its too late ooooooo...
Lolz

Gudmorning guyz
While u are repenting... lol
Pls vote @Tenniebenson as Miss coolval coming up on Thursday 9PM
Thanks. [/b]

[i] Remember, your vote counts. [/i]
15 Dec 2015 | 00:25
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15 Dec 2015 | 00:32
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Interesting!!!
15 Dec 2015 | 00:54
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Not bad ooooooo
15 Dec 2015 | 01:38
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@
15 Dec 2015 | 01:42
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Hahahahahaha
15 Dec 2015 | 01:43
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Nice joke
15 Dec 2015 | 01:44
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Lol
15 Dec 2015 | 01:52
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interesting
15 Dec 2015 | 01:56
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lolz... After my undercover research, on who best fit the MISS COOLVAL position. I have come to realiz that @PHARM-VICKYMEARS is the best candidate and is now our choice. This is a girl who possesses all qualities. A lady ought to have and has proven it, beyond reasonable doubt. Vote: INTELLIGENCE Vote: MANNER'S Vote: DIPLOMAT Vote: 
BEAUTY
Vote: HUMOUR Vote: RESPECT Vote: MISS COOLVAL ( @pharm-vickymears ).... . . . Cool down, Don't rush coz I know you are ready to vote for her. The voting is starting on the 17th of December, that's this Thursday... Keep it in mind @pharm-vickymears .... THANK YOU!!!!! GRACIAS!!!! MERCI!!!! Õ$É!!!!
15 Dec 2015 | 01:57
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lol
15 Dec 2015 | 02:20
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Lol... Repent ooo 4 the kingdom of God is @ hand . . . . Yes Yes Yes…… @japhola as just said it all…… Pls pls pls this ur little baby girl needs your vote….. @PHARM.VICKYMEARS needs your vote to become the 1st MISS COOLVAL…… Without you guys…. It’s not possible… So pls vote for @pharm.vickymears and. You won’t regret it….. Yh it’s thursday 17th of december….. It’s 9pm…. Keep to time….. God bless you….. God bless coolval22.com…. Thanks ***kisses***
15 Dec 2015 | 02:45
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Lol
15 Dec 2015 | 02:48
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:mrgreen:
15 Dec 2015 | 03:05
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Nice1
15 Dec 2015 | 03:19
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nice joke but I have already repented [b]guys y nt check dis angel out @delight a girl full of integrity love beautiful in short she got everything to be miss coolval my fellow members let's vote for de right person de one DAT deserved to be miss coolval in terms of everything let's vote for @delight vote for an angel in human form vote for de most beautiful creature on earth .. ... ... .. vote delight come 17th of December[/b]
15 Dec 2015 | 03:45
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I'm loving dis!!!... Sweetest pals... Please don't let ur home girl down.. Vote @Tenniebenson .. Expect more goodies 4rm my stable...
15 Dec 2015 | 05:51
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Hahaaa
15 Dec 2015 | 16:10
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Hahahaha we re cumin oooo @Pizzaro
16 Dec 2015 | 03:39
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