Preamble; the pastor can never never ask if you have anything that will stop me from wedding this 2couple.if he try it, OYO is his case.
1) The Dj must not play "After the reggae play
the blues".if he does, He will meet Harry for his balance. Only "Ada Ada, Obimo, ring ring,I love u etc, he will play.
2). M.C must not mention anything Change, I mean APC. And if he does, Tinibu and Buhari will complete his balance.
3). My Best man will not
say or do anything that
will make my wife to laugh too much, bcos if
he does, he will go from there.
4).Any of my in-laws will not pick money for
me.it's the work of my kid brother and sister.
5).The video man must focus on money, anything concerning
money that he will video and not the attendants and he must not interview my wife
without my presence, if
he does, his balance will be paid when Biafra comes.
6).The photographer must not snap when am laughing, and i must be more cute than my wife in all the
photograph. Failure to do it like that, Olusegun
Obasanjo will complete his balance.
7).Foods and drinks will
be shared by the Economist, you must not eat more than a plate and must not drink more than one bottle due to the current Economy.
8).My driver will not drink beer, he will drink mineral and it must not pass one bottle so that his eyes will be clear to avoid rough driving. Failure to do this, I drive home by myself.
I have said my own. It's
my wedding and not
yours.
