MY GIRLFRIEND WILL NOT B ALLOWED TO:
.
1. Text other boys after 6pm.
2. Call other boys by pet. names...unless you
wanna see me turn into Incredible Hulk
3. I don’t refuse my girlfriend to have male
friends
but those friends need to know their place ...
She
has my trust here and she mustn't dare break
it.
4. Chat with a boy for more than 10minutes …
after 10minutes, she shud tell them their time is
up.
5. She is not allowed to laugh at guys’ jokes….
She
has to call me first then we can decide if its
funny
or not.
6. She is not allowed to write on guys’ walls... I
also have a wall to write on
7. She is not allowed to have a male best friend.
8. She is not allowed receive any phone calls
after
8pm… Unless when the person's wife is about
to
give birth or something.
9. She is not allowed to Say “Thank You Dear”
after a boy has complimented her ie on her
photos….Niggaz see thats a gateway to flirt with
her or make that a habit.
10. She is not allowed to Chill with other boys. If
he wants to chill he can go stand next to the air
conditioner.
11. If a boy needs some advice from her, he
must
make an appointment to talk to both of us, you
know… TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE.
12.she’s not allowed to have a brother or cousin
(from another mother) … If you want my
girlfriend to be your sister, then Nigga that
makes
me your Brother… We can be one big Happy
family!!!
