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RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS

RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS

By Adebayo in 20 Mar 2016 | 12:02
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RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS
* The fat kid was always the goalkeeper;

* The owner of the ball decides who plays;

* Penalties are awarded only if injured player curses a lot;

* The match only ends when everyone gets tired;

* No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score;

* No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post;

* If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you were given a match ban;

* If you are picked last, you are a loser;

* The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree, when it got stuck, under the car or inside the gutter;

* When the owner of the ball gets angry, game over!

* You were allowed to change goalkeeper, in case of penalty;

* The most skillful player, gets automatic selection
20 Mar 2016 | 12:02
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na so o
20 Mar 2016 | 12:07
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lol true
20 Mar 2016 | 12:14
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Lol ... True tho i never play football
20 Mar 2016 | 12:18
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Thats true..and am always d owner of the ball in my area
20 Mar 2016 | 12:36
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On point
20 Mar 2016 | 12:40
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Lol..the second to the last is very funny and annoying. :)
20 Mar 2016 | 13:27
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[b] [color=silver] YOU NAILED IT. HAPPY TRIUMPHANT ENTRY INTO JERUSALEM. [/color] [/b]
20 Mar 2016 | 13:36
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confirmed
20 Mar 2016 | 13:40
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Naso nah
20 Mar 2016 | 14:49
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hmmm,gud old days
21 Mar 2016 | 05:18
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[color =maroon]Not a fan[/color]
21 Mar 2016 | 05:33
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fact :)
21 Mar 2016 | 05:57
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lolzzz true
21 Mar 2016 | 06:06
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Yea yea true talk
21 Mar 2016 | 06:26
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lolzzz.... that's true
21 Mar 2016 | 06:48
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na true ohh
21 Mar 2016 | 07:14
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i dnt agree with point 4
21 Mar 2016 | 08:03
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True
21 Mar 2016 | 11:04
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Gbam!
21 Mar 2016 | 12:36
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Its Very True
21 Mar 2016 | 13:57
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Truth.
21 Mar 2016 | 17:47
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yesooo
22 Mar 2016 | 10:20
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Yes oooooooooooooooo
22 Mar 2016 | 12:46
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True dat
22 Mar 2016 | 13:40
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*two family brothers cant play in a team *the first to pass is usually judged by age.
23 Mar 2016 | 21:45
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Lolz...true
24 Mar 2016 | 07:47
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Hmmmm.... Which i could turn back and still be a child
3 Apr 2016 | 14:47
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