1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloth, does not guarrantte it to join the dinning table.
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2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to ripe, others are eating them with salt.
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3. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guest at her wedding.
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4. Having a female as a best friend is like having chicken for a pet. You will eat it someday.
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5. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
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6. Life goes on even if you don't want it to.
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7. Buttocks are like a married couple, though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.
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8. When a girl has beauty without brain, the private part suffers the most.
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9. Money can't buy you happiness, but its more confortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
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10. Forgive your enemy but remember the b.astard's name.
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11. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
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12. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
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13. Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does milk.
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14. Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.
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15. If you like someone, set them free, if they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
