1. My brother, you know those ladies
that apply too much make up to their face and use about 2 buckets of paint to paint their nails? They are the same type of girls that always puts too much
salt in their cooking.
2. Brother mi, if she cooks ogbono soup
with tomato inside. Run for your life, she fit poison you!
3. Bros, you know those type of girls
that anytime they come visiting they ask for coca-cola?
They are the ones that have committed
abortions the more.
4. If she adds water while frying egg or
cooking salad. She is capable of
murder, trust me.
5. If she reads instructions before
cooking indomie, or washes the indomie noodle before
cooking it. For the sake of your stomach and unborn
children, runaway!
6. If she uses her teeth to open a bottle
drink.
Hmmmmm! Do I still need to tell you to
run?
7. If she can use her bare hands to kill a
cockroach. I
swear, your life is in danger.
8. If she can finish 2 packet of chivita or
5 Alive on her first visit. Bro, she's from the underworld, she's not of this world.
9. If she can finish 5 loaves of bread and
2
fishes. My brother, he that is in her is
mightier
than 5,000 people put together!
10. If she can cut more than 5 onions
without
her
shedding tears or her eyes turning red
and
watery. My brother, stay away, she
won't even
cry at your burial service.
# A_word_is_enough_for_d_wise .
You wanna thank me? No no no, don't
mention it.
Afterall what are friends for?
