AKPOS THE MAD
DRIVER......
Akpos, who survived in a tragic accident which
rendered 50 people dead
at Lagos-Ibadan Express
Way was remanded in police custody to assist in
police investigation.
Luckily for him, the police officer incharge is his
friend Johnny.
Here is the Interrogation:
POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you end up killing 50
people?
AKPOS: I was driving at 150km/h when I saw
two men crossing the road.
On the other side, a
wedding
was taking place. I hit the brake but it failed, so
I had
to make a choice, either hit the two men or run
into
the wedding party....
POLICE: Hit the two men of course to reduce
Casualties!
AKPOS: Exactly, we think alike oooh! But after
hitting
one, the other man
escaped into the wedding
party.
POLICE: So, what did you do?
AKPOS: I went after him to balance the
equation...But
unfortunately, people lost their lives in the
process.