SEVEN DAYS TO MAKE A MAN ~ season 2 {BY LUCKY THOMPSON}

[b]Links To Available Episodes[/b] Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 Episode 6 Episode 7 Episode 8 Episode 9 Episode 10 Episode 11 Episode 12 Episode 13 Episode 14 Episode 15 Link to season 3 https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/seven-days-to-make-a-man-3-by-lucky-thompson/

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Let's see how it goes

Ride on

hmmm

What about flashin'???

here i am

@john451,u are funny

Keep the fire burning.

Fire on

Oya make we kontinou

Permission granted

Update starts tomorow

@pricelessjewel i don dey fall for you o

EPISODE 1 .......As matchet just land for shekeau neck nai shekeau come shout, just then i come feel a very sharp blow for my hand nai i come jump up "guys were shekeau were shekeau i don kill shekeau, were ona hide am" just then my eyes come dey clear, nai david come shout "make thunder fire you there, so na me be the shekeau you won kill, if na my village witch send you come, go back go tell dem say you no see me o" "haba, david wetin i do you na?" i manage to ask amid confusion "guy you pin my head come raise your hand like sword of mousquiteers slash my throat, abi dem send you?" "abeg my guy no vex o, na dream i been dey dream o" "you mean am?" solomon aka solo cut in "yes o bro" "oya na yank us, the way i see am e go dey rugged" samuel aka sammy cut in i come yank dem all wetin happen nai the boys dem come dey laugh when i tell dem say i was a captain, nai dem come laugh say na spoonz dream i been dey dream. Omo from that day nai dem come nickname me spoonz. Just then i come remember something, nai i come check time, omo the time na 10am, we don late die, nai i come run go baf come back wear my training attire won run out when david come call me back "spoonz where you dey chook head?" "who be spoonz?" i manage ask even though i knew "na ur grand papa" he retorted "make devil shit for that ur smelling gutter you call mouth" "just as e dey shit for your own abi? Anyway where you won chook head?" he ask with a wicked glee "i won go chook head for ur grand papa yansh , idiot" i replied him with the same evil glee "na wa for children of now adays o, dem no get manners at all" "then me no know why ancient children like ona no go ever leave us" just then solo came in, {the guy been go out after the incident} seeing me in my training attire, he ask "spoonz, shebi na training you won go?" "yes bro " "guy rest jor, if to say dem won start dem for call , dem never call" "wetin happen?" i ask him "guy na platoon 10 and 7 punishment things on point o " "you mean am?" "yes o, na their punishment give us free break o" "guy make i run go see am" i ran out to the training field, omo wetin me i see i no fit talk, platoon 10 and 7 dey inside gobe, na real job we help dem buy. TBC

lol

Before the next episode go show, i want 10-20 comments if not , no story

I talk say nah dream...

He 4 no b dream naw

So it was all a dream...ride on

A dream althrough.

so u can dream like this

next

Trance sha!

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EPISODE 2 Omo see gobe na, na real wahala we buy for platoon 10 and 7. See big job na, chai omo see as dem just dey role, frog jumping, pinning of head. Omo three people from platoon 10 don faint chai na real gobe be this. I come start to dey pity dem {pity dem ke? As if na me send dem to fuck up?} , sha na dem buy am afterall na dem start all this wahala so na their cup of tea be that sha. I just dey watch dem like film dey go, just then the camp commander come show. Oboy i know say show don spoil for dem especially platoon 10 cause na through their oga dem start to rebel and and the camp don must avenge today. But what about platoon 7, but wait o- platoon 7 na the camp don platoon so make i just dey observe dem well. Later dem come order provost to tear all platoon 7 dem 5 lashes each and platoon 10 dem 10 lashes each. The later's lashes was as a result of their rebellious and destructive actions couple with the missing food while the formal's was just because of the missing food and disorderliness. Omo na the provost dem i pity cause to flog all those battalion is not a day job o. Sha the provost dem dey undergo a training so dem be professional floggers. Suprisingly , the provost were through with both platoons withing half an hour. Na from that day i start to dey fear these provost dem like mad. At exaltly 12pm, punishment don finish so both platoon 7 and 10 dem return back to their hostels. Every one return back to their hostels awaiting the call for the almighty jungle survival training. We dey our quarters dey gist about the latest in the camp when we heard the whistle i turn and take a look at the time. It was 5pm dot, "yes this is it boys , no going back" i murmur then we all dashed out of the room to the parade ground. On reaching the parade ground we were ordered to stand according to our order {by company, section and platoon}, within 10 seconds it was form. Trust me, nobody want to be a scape goat so as to taste the provost koboko, if you were in our shoes you will understand, {laughs}. Just then the camp don come show and i knew that yes anytime from now, brutality will commence.... TBC

nice one bro

the people dey suffer for what u did

Chai...The camp don is here.

interesting

Heheheh...u go see

Nice one Ride on

Observing

following

Hmmmm

Expect episode 3 this noon but it depends on ur comments

EPISODE 3 Camp don: "recruits, today is the day when ur civilian mentality will be taken away from you, today is the day that will make you men , today is the day that you will no longer bear the title 'bloody civilian' , today is the day that you've been waiting for........." me: {in my mind cause i dare not say it out } for ur mind abi? Today na the day , today na the as if today the the day we go take millions of naira, you dey craze there" camp don: {still talking} "............today is the day that you'll all see what it takes to be a man, today is the day you'll see that to be a man is not by word but by action.............." me: {in my mind} "to be a man is not by word but action? Chai i don die, these people go kill me for my sweet mother, chai na who send me? Camp don: {still talking } "............today is the day that you've been waiting for........" me: {mind things na} "waiting for ur big yansh! How many times must you repeat it? You no see say time dey go? If you no get better thing to talk, just fuck down from there make we commence the shitty training abi na by force make we listen to ur damn preaching? Camp don: {talking things on point} "......... Without wasting much time, all of you march to the back gate according to your column, no pushing no hurtling ur neighbour., oya march!!!" na so we start to march like ecomog soldiers dey go hell TBC

OK next

hahaaha .... marching to hell

still following

D day is finally here

Short

Following

[color=purple]oya match abi una no wan match nii?[/color]

EPISODE 4 TRAINING STAGE 1 We march like ecomog soldier to the back gate , once we just reach the gate, dem open am and througout that day rain been dey fall , chai omo come see mould and dirt , plus grass i mean those grass we dey scratch person like mad chai na wetin man won joke with be this? Just then i heard solo's voice i turn round come see am with david dey shake, i just shake my head , no blame them sha nobi their fault. I was still thinking when i heard "all of you you start coming out according to your platoon digits" platoon 1 dive enter the mould and crawling things began. Soon it got to my platoon and just as my body touch the mouldy water and earth, na so i jump up and wetin come tell me to yansh down na one hot whipe wey the nearby provost tear me. Chai i don die o me tell ona say the koboko really enter me like mad. I no fit cry but tears just dey come out from my eyes. Just then the provost come throw us song "this is the way i wanted to be o, this is the way i wanted to , hey i want to be a soldier hey i want to be a rugged , hey hey hey i want to be a soldier, this is the way i wanted to be" the song come boost my moral, nai i come dey crawl as if i get 9 lives left. Soon i complet stage one .

Congrats.

continue

If the story is short pls manage cause am going to write each of the training stage by episode and again am writting another story pls bear with me

@vivian where you chook head na?

NEXT...

Dem 4 tear u two lashes

EPISODE 5 TRAINING STAGE 2 As soon as i dey cross the first stage line enter the second stage, na so dem come tell us to start side ways roll. Chai omo na so side ways role start o . We start to roll inside the dirty mould dey go just then each provost dem come show start to dish out koboko like say we be maluus {cows or namas for short} na so people just dey shout sorry dey cry at a time. Omo me see something i no fit talk o. Cause me wey dey make mouth like buhari come do like frighten chicken. We continue side ways roll as the koboko self dey tell us grammer. But me no know say yes na the real gobe i dey enter TRAINING STAGE 3 As soon as i dey complete that stage na so i tear race commot o, even usain bolt no be my match cause i run 5000 kilometers per seconds {abeg make ona self try to understand. Cause the koboko pain die}. Once i just cross enter stage 3 line, na so up to 5 or 6 provost dem come gather me like thief, chai dem really carry me demostrate wetin nigeria army soldiers dey do bokoharam boys wey dem capture. Me just mumu like goat stand thinking that i fall law, when i come realise say boy here na the flogging stage aka koboko zone na so i tear race just then i come clash with abacha {abacha na provost also}chai once i just realise say na abacha, i started confessing all my sins to God incase i no make am. TBC

lolz please continue oh. abeg wey de season one?

Soldier man

*Chai*

@kingz1 click this link for the reason 1 https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/seven-days-to-make-a-man-by-lucky-thompson/

why are u crying

Hahahah.nah I know why soldiers nor dey pity for civilians

U Don suffer

U go hear am 2day

EPISODE 6 As i look am come see e eyes dey red nai i come double my prayers o cause i no won die a sinner, lols. Belike the guy been dey wait for me to pray finish before e commence the demostration of osama bin laden. Cause as soon as i dey pray finish nai e come ask me if i don pray finish nai i say yes, omo na so koboko start to tear my body like mad. Chai na so i start to cry like 2months old baby wey dey fine e mama to breast feed am . As i see say e no go stop nai i come stand up tear race. I run so tale i no even know when i cross enter the next stage. TRAINING STAGE 4 soon i come enter the combat stage, as soon as i dey enter nai 3 provost tackle me come throw me for ground . Oboy see punch na, dem scatter my face and body with punch, when i come notice say na "you do me i do you back" zone i dey nai i come stand . Just then the spirit of james bond come descend on me, na so i come grab the first provost throw am for ground, match down the second provost nai the third provost come tear race nai me self follow am o . Cause i must do am back . I must pay him back for all the misery e don cause me cause the beating e comrades with am give me really make me mad. TBC

Abajo!

continue

Hehehehe...don't cry oooo

@coolval22 your system dey worry my updates o , if my girlfriend run leave say my story no complete, i go march you to my barracks then send you to guard room, lols, abeg do something fast cause other admit dem dey do lazy work

Episode 7 is on the way...

EPISODE 7 Na so i dash am chase, just then one provost come cross my path nai i come tackle e legs nai e come fall, just then one fat woman {ona know say uniform no dey employ fatty bum bum dem but i go say the lady get weight sha} just run hook am come stone am one bloody punch before she come tell me thank you, oya beating things start cause she show the provost the difference between pepper and ginger . As i come look aroun nai i come see say most of the recruits dey beat the provost dem turn turn, {sha na the combat zone we dey and na only here you go fit pay back so no blame dem }. enough of this bull shit men, we dey go ibadan so make we no divert follow asaba, make we go straight to ibadan . Just then i come see my target won change cause nai i come spring on top am . Bring am down, come start to tear am my own punch , just then the alarm for the next stage come sound, chai what a fuck? Why these people no allow make i re-arrange and re-package this guy face for am na? Nai i come leave am dash into the next stage.... TRAINING STAGE 5 my brothers and sisters as soon as i enter the next stage, wetin i see come do make i remember wetin one nigerian army man for facebook been tell me. {the army man and me be dey quarrel nai e come vex tell me say if e catch me, by the time e go finish with me with forward rolls, i go cum sperm through my mouth, haha like seriouse?} i been dey laugh am dey call am homo but here i was ready to do forward roll, guy just then my eyes come catch glimps of some guys mouth, chai dem dey discharge white substance from their mouth, yes o gobe don show TBC

who send you come next

Na only u waka come? If i hear

Na carry ur money go buy form now

lol

nice

Continue

Hehehehehe

EPISOD 8 Soon i hear oya start rolling , it was provost elvis amiebi {the guy don join nigerian army now , those of ona wey dey army fit know am, he is a 73na and serve in lokoja army barracks tall with big body that can scare a thief and black in complexion but i wouldn't tell you his rank. He is also an ex WAI BRIGADE he once served with the nigerian red cross society also.} "oya start rolling." as we dey roll nai e come bring moral song "this is the way i wanted to be o , this is the way i wanted to be <x2> , hey!....i want to be a soldier , hey!...i want to be a rugged, hey hey hey i want to be a soldier this is the way i wanted to be." nai we follow am sing along o {to avoid story that touches, winks} just as we dey finish that song nai another one come show o "sowewe sowewe o , sowe sowewe o sowe! <x2> who is a corper? A corper is a teacher a teacher is a corper sowe! Who is an RV? An RV is a peace maker a peace maker is an RV sowe who is a gate man? A gate man is a policeman a policeman is a gate man sowe who is a soldier? A soldier is a buldozer a buldozer is a soldier sowe" "awee! Awaa, awaa! Awee, moral high moral high!" {abeg make i stop here make my comrades no vex for me say i dey tell civilians our stuffs, cause if dem vex na provost dem go call for me and na guard room go be my friend once provost dem show, laughs} As we dey sing my moral dey hot {na wetin make i like elvis be that o cause e know all the moral songs wey fit lift man spirit from grave} just then i come realise say i don finally pass stage 5. TBC

@vivian and @kingz1 episode 8 don show o . Abeg make ona come sit down for my laps read am, lols.

Hmmm

Hmmmm

[b]episode 9 loading, but ur comments determines[/b]

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congrats o for passing stage 5

next...,

Hmmm... Soldiers are trying mehn!

Ride on

Lolz @captainspoonz iga ebuni kwa? nice one thank God say you dey alive pass level five. abeg continue

[b]NEPA PEOPLE WAHALA DON TIRE ME O, HOW MANY DAYS NOW NO LIGHT CHAI NAIJA NA WA O, MY COOLVALLERS ABEG MAKE ONA BEAR WITH ME, ANYTIME LIGHT SHOW I GO UPDATE EPISODE 9[/b]

0k o!

[b]Up NEPA!!!, light don show!! make ona expect episode 9 today![/b]

[b]EPISODE 9 STAGE 6 As soon as i leave stage 5 nai stage 6 come show, "oya all of you frog jump" the C. P bark out like dog, nai we start frog jump o. Just then i come see dem dey rust 3 people from platoon 10 commot, yes o that is the way they wanted to be o, i'll rather die in the battle field or duty post than to die on the training ground . Kai thats not my portion. Yes before i forget, as we dey frog jump dey go dem dey kick us for our buttocks like goats. Hey you incoming mother fucker , you son of a bitch , you moron you bastard, etc could be heard from the the provost dem as dem dey use us demostrate osama bin laden. Sha i no blame dem , just then one of my comrades come strike us one song "wayo o wayo wayo o, wa yoyo <x2> papa come and see o , wayoyo, wetin man dey pass through wayoyo, dem go pin our heads o, wayoyo dem go say na training o, wayoyo, dem go flog us tire wayoyo dem go say na training o, wayoyo" jumping things on point o, this one be say the distance really too much, by now it was 11:50pm , yes and i know say 10mins from now we go enter day 4 and stage 7, all in one, just then i no know say i don slow my jumping pace, chai na so one of the provost come use e boot kick me for yansh , chai, kai, allah, Jesus, God, abasi, Bari, tamuno, chineke, chai my balls chai my balls {scrotum} the guy don burst my balls for me o......i just lie down dey roll up and down dey cry at the same time . TBC[/b]

@vivian @kingz1 @berry @fresh [b]EPISODE 9[/b] don show o

[color =green]thanks you all for ur patience, you guys are the [b]BEST!!![/b]

@captainspoonz Itz @froshberry-2 Not @berry or @fresh... Sheybi na you wan become Soldier? Then you have to endure all these...

Sowie

Ok @froshberry-2

Sorry

Yaga!

sorry ooooo continue

To be a man is not easy o, continue

Sorry ooo...but be strong

"next"

Yeeeee lols

Haha

[b]EPISODE 10 DAY 4 TRAINING STAGE 7 TIME: 12:00AM AS I DEY BUSY DEY CRY MY HEART OUT NAI I JUST DECIDE TO CHECK TIME, OMG! WE DON LAND FOR DAY 4 O, NAI I COME DECIDE TO BE A MAN , I STAND UP COME FROG JUMP ENTER STAGE 7. "OYA ALL OF YOU YANSH DOWN!" THE MAD CP YELLED, NAI WE OBEY AM COME SIT DOWN FOR THE BARE POTOPOTO GRASS {MOULDY GRASS}, NAI DEM COME GIVE US WATERY BEANS TO EAT. THE BEANS STILL DEY DISCHARGE VAPOUR DEM NO GIVE US SPOON, AND NA BARE HANDS WE USE EAT AM {GUYS OUR HANDS DIRTY PASS PERSON WEY BEEN DEY WORK FOR FARM OWN SELF} DEM COME GIVE US 120 SECONDS TO USE FINISH AM {2 MINUTES, FOR THOSE OF ONA WEY NO KNOW MATHS AND CAN'T CONVERT IT O, I NO MENTION NAMES O , LOL} NAI WE START TO DIG INTO THE BEANS WITH OUR BARE HANDS... ME FINISH MY OWN UNDER 10 SECONDS {IF ONA THINK SAY I DEY LIE MAKE ONA CALL ME MAKE I COME ONA HOUSE COME EAT, AS LONG AS ONA NO POISONE ME O, AND MAKE ONA NO CALL ME BUSH MAN IF I EAT TOO FAST , LOL.} WHEN DEM COME NOTICE SAY WE DON EAT FINISH DEM COME TELL US TO USE THE BEANS HANDS RUB FOR OUR SHINING HEADS. I WAS LIKE A WHAT?!!! . . . . TBC[/b]

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Eyah

Lolx

this is serious

Young spanks --- Pain of a soldier.

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Lolz...sorry oooh

@vivian @kingz1 new episode don show o

[b]EPISODE 11 A As soon as i hear am- i was like a what the fuck is this guy trying to tell us, how dem expect make person use peppery food hand rub for bare head. Chai see gobe and wickedness of the highest order. After the miserable eating session, we were told to rest for 20mins, where you expect make we rest, na for mouldy grass, sand and water ofcourse. Me just fine one place for the mouldy water lie down inside, {like seriouse? It was a paradise in hell} i was fast asleep cause atleast make i rest well in order to prepare for the training ahead. I just lie down sleep o nothing concern me with the environment. Na waiting wake us from sleep na one heave thud nai i jump up, guess what? TBC[/b]

[b]EPISODE 11 B Men na one provost wey sleep atop a used nai land o. Chai no rd laughter na, we laugh the provost so tale.......fast forward...... I just lie down again come resume my sleep but then i come decide to check time, omg! The time dey tickle 1:00am dot, but why dem never still wake us up na, hmmm na only dem know o . So e no concern me as long as i fit rest well. "Oga spoonz" person call me, nai i turn round come see ema, chai ema ema my padi, since the day after we show for camp i never take eyes see am , but now see where we meet. I just scan all over the guy , e shoe no dey , na nearly boxer trainer e wear, e face don swell as as result of dirty slaps. E yansh no get shape again , chai i nearly laugh out. Just then i come ask am "ema why the hell did you take off ur shoes?" e just laugh come scan me with e eyes come ask me "and why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?" kai! Tuale kasara don burst , na me this guy dey call chicken? Wait make i first transfer all my pains on him when i return i go continue wetin happen for episode 12 . . . . TBC[/b]

[b]EPISODE 11 B Men na one provost wey sleep atop a tree nai land o. Chai ona see laughter na, we laugh the provost so tale.......fast forward...... I just lie down again come resume my sleep but then i come decide to check time, omg! The time dey tickle 1:00am dot, but why dem never still wake us up na, hmmm na only dem know o . So e no concern me as long as i fit rest well. "Oga spoonz" person call me, nai i turn round come see ema, chai ema ema my padi, since the day after we show for camp i never take eyes see am , but now see where we meet. I just scan all over the guy , e shoe no dey , na nearly boxer trainer e wear, e face don swell as as result of dirty slaps. E yansh no get shape again , chai i nearly laugh out. Just then i come ask am "ema why the hell did you take off ur shoes?" e just laugh come scan me with e eyes come ask me "and why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?" kai! Tuale kasara don burst , na me this guy dey call chicken? Wait make i first transfer all my pains on him when i return i go continue wetin happen for episode 12 . . . . TBC[/b]

Lolz...so you look like chicken

Chicken boi

Hehehehe

Hahaha! so u too look like chicken

U don turn chicken overnight

[b]EPISODE 12 we don fight finish make i tell ona wetin come happen... "emma na me you dey call chicken??" "no , na ur papa" "so you no even get fear for body to call my papa for here abi? Abi you be bastard?" "make bastard fire ur dick there!" i guess ona go wonder how two close friends turn enemies over night, no blame us o, the pain we pass through been too much and again we dey fine who we go carry do osama bin laden so as to calm our nerve. "emma so na me you get that damn mind to shit all these words to abi? You soon of a bitch" "who the fucking hell do you think you are? You bastard-ized so of a bitch" for my mind, guy e don do , do make make we continue the rest with action not mouth cause na only women dey like mouth , but for this kind place self some women don turn men over night o, cause here turns us into something else and also brings out the monster in us . I pity the first civilian wey go buy job from us once we dey leave this training camp. Cause wetin me myself go do am eh....hmmm....i better reserve my comments cause action they say speaks louder than words. Just then e come stone me punch for my mind, eh eh heey, my guy na now you dey come, come on lets take the ride to a whole new level. Nai i dive am down, dish am some couples of hot punch , nai him self come role me down, come sit down for my belle arrange my face with punch. Na so we come dey arrange each other with punches o make ona no ask me who win o, cause na draw draw fight we fight, nobi just that but we arrange and repackage each other face well. Nobody even bother to seperate us self, even the provost just dey watch live wrestling courtesy of me and emma. Na when we tire we come free ourselves, by now we don tire small and our hot moral temperature don drop from 4k degree to 1k degree. Just then , whistle come sound i know say next stage won start . . . . . TBC[/b]

Lolz

@vivian8 @ebube @kingz1 @froshberry-2 new episode don show o . [b]Abeg if i no adds you, no vex o cause na only my close dudes i dey remember.[/b]

Haha wit which enegy u wan use pax d next stage

Lol

Chai eh..

waiting for next episode

:b [b]So sorry for not updating for the past 3 days, i've been very busy, barracks and security duty calls wouldn't give me chance. But i'll fine a little time to update the 3 last episodes {13, 14 n 15} before the week runz out. Thanks[/b] :g

[b]EPISODE 13 TIME FRAME 0200HRS just then the JDP {joint Drill Provost} came to address the DPs {Drill Provosts} and the troops JDP: "all DPs should be on the front roll with a combat array formation!" all the DP dem just march form their required formation JDP:"Now all PC, SC, COY commanders advance to the front roll ahead of your troops. " na so dem just march. Guy the scense just dey like when the Nigeria-Biafra civil war won start new. Mhen see as recruits just dey march na. JDP: Now all recruits form your formation according to your company, section and platoon, and form a combat array formation behind your commanders, now march!" na so we march o, cause here if you fuck up , dem go treat your fuck up by giving you shit {not real shit o, before ona go quote me wrong} in less than 10mins, everywhere don settle finish cause nobody won become scape goat. JDP: "All correct soldiers!, this is stage 7, die hard level, sensitive sector cordinate alpha alpha lima zulu. Marching walking, this stage prepares you for a very long distance march during the time of emergency and it help develop and balance your formation maintainance and attack formation" just then e come stop to talk come take a swap look cross the formation. I guess na to catch those noise makers or rule breakers. But since e no get any scape goat e resume talking JDP: "Now all the formation straiges are compulsory for a good team work or esprit de coup , during marching attack, you must always be on the same line and ring with your partners, always use signs of signaling to correct yourselves when ever you miss a formation, is that clear?" troops: sir yes sir!!! JDP: "And all DPs here, i'll charge you all with the strick handling of those cows among them..." me: {for my mind} cows fire your ass there, na your mama and papa be cow, just because we come here nai give you the damn audacity to call your papa cows abi, idiot {angry mode activated} JDP:"...do you all copy?" DPs: {in unionsm}copied! , roger that loud and clear sir!!! , over" JDP"{in a commanding/parade tone} soldiers!, by the sector ration!!" Na so we all stood attention after banging our feet on the ground JDP:"arrrraaaay...by the sector left right" omo na so we start Troops: e left right , e left right dey go , to alaska all the way no going back!!! JDP: "by the sector quick march!!!" na so all the troops start to march like bufalo soldiers. "e left right e left right , e left pian pian , e left right all the way to alaska alaska no going back" just dey echoe every where as we dey march like biafran soldiers going to defend their land when the nigerian soldiers raided. . . . . . TBC[/b]

Episode 9 of THE REBIRTH~1 will be updated this afternoon , stay tune, :b

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[b]EPISODE 14 TRAINING STAGE 8 We just dey match like last days soldiers dey go no lele. We no dey look uche face, na who even get time for uche self? Mchew!! JDP: arrrraaaay mark time! Na so everybody come halt. If ona hear the round wey foots {feet} make eh, e fit even cause another earth stake for mount yarighanstakei for japan. Just then the camp don come show, for announcement o . Camp don: all yansh down!!! Na so who drop down our booms {yansh} for ground like sack of beans. Camp don: rugged awee oo! Troops: awaa oo!! Camp don: "today we are entering stage 8, and this stage 8, you'll all train seperately, the land scout will be trained by the army, air scout by the airforce and marine will be trained by the navy. Now the SWAT team and special forces under the land scout will be trained by the army commandos..." me: commandos? Chai i don die be that o, those commandos dem wey no dey laugh at all, chai na who send me na camp don: "now shall we put our hands together as captain A.JOHNSON come and give us a brief speech" na so clapping or slapping {anything ona like to call am make ona call am e no concern me na ona sabi} fill the air , na when the captain open mouth to talk nai the noise die down instantly captain: "good morning soldier in advance, i am here this morning to address as well as recommend you for your effort during this training, when i saw your training theme tag SEVEN DAYS TO MAKE A MAN, i knew that you guys were really ready to be men and to be made men , and am here today that your dream of being a man after 7 days should come through..." me:chai nai be say by the time i go leave here my mama no go even recognise me again. Chai my mama mama mama mama ooo abeg come save me o... Captain:..."and am here with my boys today so that your dreams will become a reality." e finish e sermon come come down from the stage {not real stage o, but the place wey go up small so that everybody fit see sermo wey dey talk} nai the camp don come take over camp don: "pls a round of thunderous applause for captain Johnson" we come dey clap like the children of israel after crossing the red sea camp don: "so without much time, just as i have told you, earlier now all of you file out to your different scout formation!" na so we come file out o and i know that yes this was the beggingng of my misery and the way to be a mad man aka rugged brutal , haha rugged all the way no going back! . . . . . . . TBC[/b]

[b]EPISODE 14 TRAINING STAGE 8 We just dey match like last days soldiers dey go no lele. We no dey look uche face, na who even get time for uche self? Mchew!! JDP: arrrraaaay mark time! Na so everybody come halt. If ona hear the sound wey foots {feet} make eh, e fit even cause another earth quake for mount yarighanstakei for japan. Just then the camp don come show, for announcement o . Camp don: all yansh down!!! Na so who drop down our booms {yansh} for ground like sack of beans. Camp don: rugged awee oo! Troops: awaa oo!! Camp don: "today we are entering stage 8, and this stage 8, you'll all train seperately, the land scout will be trained by the army, air scout by the airforce and marine will be trained by the navy. Now the SWAT team and special forces under the land scout will be trained by the army commandos..." me: commandos? Chai i don die be that o, those commandos dem wey no dey laugh at all, chai na who send me na camp don: "now shall we put our hands together as captain A.JOHNSON come and give us a brief speech" na so clapping or slapping {anything ona like to call am make ona call am e no concern me na ona sabi} fill the air , na when the captain open mouth to talk nai the noise die down instantly captain: "good morning soldier in advance, i am here this morning to address as well as recommend you for your effort during this training, when i saw your training theme tag SEVEN DAYS TO MAKE A MAN, i knew that you guys were really ready to be men and to be made men , and am here today that your dream of being a man after 7 days should come through..." me:chai nai be say by the time i go leave here my mama no go even recognise me again. Chai my mama mama mama mama ooo abeg come save me o... Captain:..."and am here with my boys today so that your dreams will become a reality." e finish e sermon come come down from the stage {not real stage o, but the place wey go up small so that everybody fit see sermo wey dey talk} nai the camp don come take over camp don: "pls a round of thunderous applause for captain Johnson" we come dey clap like the children of israel after crossing the red sea camp don: "so without much time, just as i have told you, earlier now all of you file out to your different scout formation!" na so we come file out o and i know that yes this was the beggingng of my misery and the way to be a mad man aka rugged brutal , haha rugged all the way no going back! . . . . . . . TBC[/b]

Nexa abeg

@froshberry-2 new episode don show pls wake every body up

@captainspoonz me too wan become soldier.....so nah all dis tin man go face......chaiiiii

ok continue

@kingin55 if you get the mind you fit make am alive o but na 9months in depot , 9months in hell fire on earth . All you need na to zero ur mind

They don wake up o.

BEHIDE U

[b]SEASON FINALE LOADING......[/b]

[b]EPISODE 15 Just as we start to dey go our various scout, i was wondering how a training by the marine will look like, mhen na real die hard training be this o, chai na who even send me All these thoughts were running over my mind as i approach our formation. Just then i heard someone calling "private spoonz! Private spoonz!! Private spoonz!!!! I decided to check out who the mad man was, haba , it was solo "haba solo baba na you dey galla like this??" "hmmmmm my brother wetin man go do again, nothing o , na only to dey obey order man dey " "bro which scout you dey self?" "spoonz na special force i dey o " "me self o" "you mean am?" "no i no mean am then i come dey go their formation direction come dey yank you am again? Your brain dey touch!" "hahahaha private spoonz, you funny o," "see your dirty teeth like private, i still dey training and you don come give me the rank of private, guy if you do make those provost fire me eh e no go good for you o " "haha chai oga spoonz you no go kill personn, chai you really get wahala" "you don see david?" "which david?" "the one wey impregnant ur mama" "spoonz you dey craze!" "make craze fire you there!!" "oh oh oh, you mean shekeau?" {laughing} {since after the incidence that happen when i was killing shekeau in the dream after waking up by receiving blows i then realised that i was dreaming but in reality i was cutting david's neck with my palm , folded into a sharp sword shape. After explaining the dream to them , they started calling me spoonz while david's name automatically changed to shekeau! Or shekeau baba , funny guys right? Dem no go see me haha} "you dey craze! Na your papa be shekeau" "the guy dey marine scout o " "haha just tell me say you dey jonz" "guy i wish i been dey jonz" "guy like am wey no sabi swimm dey do marine, hmmm make e better change o to avoid story that touches" by now we don reach our formation, luckily for us, the soldiers were still taking down names from the front so we quickly joined the back. Soon we were through with every protocol so we started the early training with gun, but na with wooden guns we first use train o to avoid story that touches because of first timers mistake. We train under the stage 8 on how to crawl with gun over a long distance, how to roll with gun , how to take cover, infact by the time we finish those stage 8 practise, i was like "yes am qualify to fight bokoharam now" at last we pass stage 8. And stage 9 na day 5 e go start so we were told to report out of drill ground by our numbers na there devil won come take charge , cause as we dey go e reach my turn i come run pass forgetting my check out number na there the army staff sergeant come call me back stf sgt: "whats your check out number?" "029 sir!" stf sgt: "and did you say anything?" "no sir" The next thing i hear na "gbozaaaaaaaa!!!!" as slap dey tear person face. Just then i come see my self for bright light with a beautiful surroundings. Chai omo i dey heaven o. Nai i come see some where like a reception post, nai i come waka go meet the angel on duty. . . . . . THE END......... . . WATCH OUT FOR SEASON~3. I remain ur one and only @captainspoonz stay tune with the REBIRTH~1[/b]

Captain spoonz abi owk na we day wait 4 season 3

Lolz...bring it on

ride on

Lmao... The formatting slap. Waiting for season 3.

Hahaha!

Lol.........@captainspoonz no die oooooo........ Make d angel deport u, u still get punishment to do on earth........... Bring it on

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Lolz... Abeg do am asap ooo

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