SEVEN DAYS TO MAKE A MAN ~ season 3 {BY LUCKY THOMPSON}

[b]Just One Click[/b] Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 nd 6 Episode 7 nd 8 Episode 8b Episode 9 Episode 10 Episode 11 Episode 12

Oh! Sorry pal. This heartbreak of a thing is becoming something else. I'd advise you to wise up and don't say that you won't trust any lady again! There're good ladies out there that're girlfriend & wife materials. Paddie mi, learn from the last heartbreak. You be soldierman, you suppose give the lady VIP treatment nah. Guy don't forget to buy super glue to glue your heart to its "real" shape. :mail: Thanks for tha beep @oluwaferanmi.

hahaha heart break supa glue na stil 50naira atleast.. continue abeg

@captainspoonz sometimes u gat to let it go I once pass through the same thing but thank God I am fine now thanks @oluwaferanmi for d beep

@froshberry-2 vip treatment? How? @oneal, i wish i catch u, u 4 hear am @jummybabe0u r korect tanx bt itz very hard u knw, until u 5n sum1 gud enough :g

@captainspoonz Forgive her and let it go sha. Don't dash her that VIP treatment again.

@froshberry-2 ok

Yap!

[b]EPISODE 1 Walking direct to where the angel was standing and attending to people, many thoughts were going throuh my mind, how will i be penalised, what will my fate be, just then all the bad things i have done started coming to me like a recorded movie. I remember vividly say i dey eye my commandant bae, chai ,just then i come remember the cooler of eba wey me and my fellow platoon guys foodnap, how will i face this angel now? How will i defend and justify my actions? What will my fate be? Just then i remembered stroking ikebe super the previouse day before we started training chai i don die today. I was still in a deep thought when i heard my name i then moved closer to the angel behind the counter , mhen! The angel was super mighty and hug with a broad chest , mhen only to take a look at the angel, na die . Only to see am self eh, you go confess all your past sins finish before he go even ask you question. On reaching the counter, a book was opened , my name was not found in it and another book was then open, mhen all these whiles i don sweat tire, just then the angel look at me then shook his head in the negative direction. "am sorry son , but you must face the penalties of you actions" " just then two other mighty angels them come show and started dragging me to an unknown direction. All my pleading and cries fell on deaf ears as they paid no attention to my pleas. Now where are they taking me to where are they taking me to i am doom i am doom pls can someone hear me? Where are they taking me to i need an answer now TBC[/b]

They're taking you to KFC. They offer VIP treatments there.

day wan give u extra life

dreamin again

Next

Ride on . . Welcome back

Mmm

[b]|\ /|£RR¥ X|\/|@$ (¤¤LV@LL€R$ EPISODE 2 As they were dragging me along, i was busy shouting for plea, just then one of the angels open a very big door and told me "sorry son but this is where you belong" i was pushed into the door and i found myself in flames, my sister and brother abeg hell is not a place you will even wish you arch-enemy to go self, cause hmmm, words can't described the place. Torment by fire but you will never die, which is the most painful part , and worms will be eating you alive and yet you still wouldn't die, abeg make ona repent o before its too late o, heaven is real and hell fire is also real o , make ona no mind all those religions wey dey tell ona say hell fire no day , abeg i dey beg ona make ona repent o. Mhen once i touch ground na so i start to dey shout and cry till...... I come open my eyes come discover say my guys dem light fire come dey warn themselves {cause the weather been dey damn cold} but me just roll nearly enter the fire but dem no notice, mhen see as sweet full my body na, nai i come jump up run enter bathroom, thank God say water dey but i no know who get am {mtchew as if who go get time to enquire about who get water in such emergency situations.} i just jerk the water pour for my body come see as vapour just dey commot from my body na, e just dey like when you carry water pour for hot iron. Mhen by the time i finish, my body temperature drop from 100^C to 50^C. Chai mhen i tell ona say heat fit kill person, now one day down two to go, i just dash out of the bathroom wear only short nicker come tear race enter the boys mids collect four sachet of pure water pour am down for my throat , choi mhen i tell ona say yes cold water really good o. Once the water dey touch my throat wetin i hear na "shaaaaaaa" as the water dey quench the heat. Two down one to go, i come turn around look my guys their face come see all eyes just dey watch me like movie, yea the number three and and the last na to answer questions now , but guys abeg wetin i go tell them now? TBC UPDATED 14/12/16/10:25AM[/b]

@froshberry abeg call the register

following

tell them u go hell come back nani

ride on boss

Following

Skop dem na

pls share me the link to the seasons 2 of the story pls.

you go hell wey u come back

Following...

o boi...even the angel pity 4u

[b]ok @nwamajor here is the link to the season 2 https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/seven-days-to-make-a-man-2-by-lucky-thompson/[/b]

ok @nwamajor here is the link to the season 2 https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/seven-days-to-make-a-man-2-by-lucky-thompson/

Hehe... Tell them!

[b]NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!! This is to inform all coolvallerz that the udating of this story have been suspended till 2nd/3rd of january 2017. Pls bear with us. Kindly note that on resumption, this story will only be updated thric in a week. {monday, wednesday and friday}. Therefore episode 3 and above have been withheld. Thanks for ur corperation. |\/|€RR¥~X|\/|@$ SIGN: CEO, DE~THOMPSON'S LITERAL COLLECTION[/b]

Signed by Froshberry. :mail:

@coolval222-2 pls call the register attention to this [b]NOTICE[/b], thanks.

Happy new year to you all. Story begins today alongside the rebirth season 2. Enjoy

[b]Episode 3a As soon as i touch yansh for ground nai laughter ensued. Me: wetin dey make ona laugh? Solo: bros abeg where you been dey after that soldier tear you slap? Me: bro solo solo the solo guy abeg make ona repent for the kingdom of God is at hand o dave: guy no tell me say the soldier slap send you go hell fire come back? Me: bro na so i see am o hahaha every body started laughing and this piss me off. James: but wetin that soldier do no good at all o. Just imagine the way e just blast you slap rather than to correct you with mouth. Me dey wonder if na so dem dey treat their wives and children for house. Mhen na wa o victor: imo wetin you even do the soldier self? Me: na my number i forget to mention thats all victor: just because of number nai make am nearly kill my oga for me? Abi that soldier dey craze? E well at all abi something dey do am for head!? Just then we come hear na who you say dey craze? Oya make that mad man come out!! Omg show don spoil tbc[/b]

[b]Episode 3b as soon as we turn round we come see provost stanley dey stand with e hands akimbo, nai we jump up salute. "baba stanley ur boys dey trow way salute for air o" i started hailing him just then we come hear dave dey talk e own "baba police me raise my legs and hands for air dey trow you salute o" as we turn look the bros direction e don lie down for ground on his back raise e legs and hands for air. Omo na so this guy dey? See as e just dey fall hands na chai omo just because of praise nai make you dey punish yourself? This guy you mumu o. Just then provost stanley come ask "so na who ona been say dey mad?" omo see gobe na? Abi this guy no dey ever forget something abi e be witch? Sha na we fine am so make we use our head carry carry am after all there is an adag in my native language which says sor oo kpo yoorr aa eree ekpalo ebiea yii lo ebiea mee otera , loo oyira obiya su o ekobee su ereba nu omue { when you chase a green snake and it runs into green grass, you better stop chasing it and run back but if you still insist on chasing it and don't want to retreat, anything you see, use your head to carry it} yes o we don enter am today, today na today o . . . tbc[/b]

LOL TODAY NA TODAY O

FRIST TO COMMENT

Hmm u go hear am

ghen ghen ghen gheeennn!!!

Una go lie givam na

you are in hot soup

Chai

EPISODE 4 . . . Every where just went silent at once , even a pin drop could be heard. It just look as if a ghosticue been spotted. Provost stanley just stood where he was and was looking at us with a blood shot eyes, mhen if to say looking dey kill eh, all of us for drop down dead instantly cause the kind eye the able provost give us that night nearly make me urinate for my pant *omo thank God say i control the urine o if not i for become a celebrity o, infact throughout that year na me for become the fastest growing celebrity with lots of fans* i just manage to control my fears. "i ask again na who ona dey call mad man?!!" his voice booming this time around shaking us very well from the spirit world back to the physical world. *cause our spirits been done go on forced vacation* still nobody wan talk. Just then i come notice say every body eyes dey on me. Just then e come dawn on me say i be their oga and na me suppose to save them * chai fear no good o, see as fear make me fall my boys hands na*. Nai i just waka go near provost stanley come whisper "oga mi , nobi wetin you dey think o, na joke my boys been dey joke suddenly one person come decide to pull stunt nai one of them come ask , na who be that mad man wey get mind to punish my oga, so we been dey get fun na, nothing more than that " "hmmmm, you sure?" provost stanley come ask me amid doubt "yes hundred percent sure *chai Lucky you been the greatest liar of the century* "hmmmm?" "yes na true, i fit even show you the guy wey talk am self." just then i come realise say something *chai lucky you don fuck up, something wey you don nearly get this guy now you don put your self inside more hot soup, you mumu o* "okay show me the guy" *chai see fuck up na* "you mean the guy?" *angrily* "no, i mean the babe!" me thinking fast as a sharp guy, i need to act fast before yawa ghast *mhenna who i fit point out now, if i point david e go fall hands and most other people them no dey fast to cover ass, wetin man go do now na? Just then solo come cross my mind.* yes solo na good guy, e dey very sharp o , and e fit play along well. "mr man you no fit talk again?" stanley come fire back e jamb question" "see the guy wey talk am there" pointing at solo "oya come out" provost stanley beckon solo solo come waka come front where we dey. On recognising him fully provost stanley shouted "chai so after all these hours i still catch you, so na you get mind call me fry pan yansh for drill field this morning say i fit shit eggs ,so after to talk am finish you come run abi? No worry today na today make you prepare to shit those eggs you say i fit shit, cause you self get fry pan yansh and you must help me shit those eggs" . . . Tbc AM VERY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING REGULARLY LIKE BEFORE, YOU MUST KNOW I'VE BEEN VERY BUSY WITH WORK, EXAMS, BARRACKS CALL, EDITION WORK, POSTING OF OTHER STORIES AND ALSO WORKING ON OUR NEW FACEBOOK PAGE. ONCE AGAIN I APOLOGIES AM SORRY FANS . AND PLEASE ALSO NOTE THAT DTLC FORUM WILL SOON BE OPEN ON COOLVAL.

@jummybabe pls the register

Solo in big problem

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[b]SEVEN DAYS TO MAKE A MAN BY LUCKY THOMPSON {RELOADED} . . EPISODE 5 I watched them like tv as both continue their questions and answers session alongside threats and apologies. *make dem no worry i volunteer to be their ref* Stanley: boy today na today o you must surely shit eggs wether you like am or not solo: haba oga provost e never reach like that na and again i nobi chicken wey dey shit eggs *oboy see stamina o. This solo guy na bad guy see as e just dey nack the guy na* stanley: wait o na who you just talk to like that just now *yes o gobe don burst stanley 2, solo 1* solo: oga nobi so na , nobi wetin you dey think o stanley: then na wetin? Solo: but you self reason am na? Na only fowl dey shit eggs stanley: {quoting the military moral code} who was the first gallant man solo: my commander *thats my boy* stanley: who's the most rugged solo: my commander stanley: why is it that most of you are very heady? Solo: *silence* stanley: since na the very first time you dey fuck up where i dey, make i just pardon you but next time, i go treat your fuck up. Is that clear? Solo: sir yes sir stanley: good *turns towards me* and you make sure you trained and show these boys some manners is that clear? Me: sir yes sir stanley: and now bear in mind that tomorrow is iron training me: *iron training? Chai we go shit eggs tomorrow o. Chai na who send me come? * stanley: get ready for your worst nightmares, tomorrow will determines who the uniform fits, tomorrow your civilian mentality will be washed away from you and will be replaced by military mentality. It is only those who the uniform is meant for will survive, and those that survive are those dim fit for the job ahead. Good night boys and before i forget all must go to bed early so that you get to wake up early cause late coming to drill field will attract discipline. After his speech, provost stanley walk away leaving our hostel. "lock the door " i wailed out and the door was closed and lock. "now everybody back to your rooms." we all dispersed to our variouse rooms , througout that night, all i was thinking of was the training ahead, iron training, does it mean we'll be trainined with iron rods like cows? Chai man really don suffer o . Ok na lets just watch out and see how this training stuff will sail na after all it is this hard training that makes us gallant and rugged so as to carry out our duty with ruggedity and stamina. . . Tbc[/b]

Iron training... Chai . . Ride on

Lmao.

yea iron training https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/mr-coolval-announcements/ submission of pictures started yesterday

Cntinue.

[b]EPISODE 6 DAY 5 {FRIDAY} PREPARING FOR TRAINING STAGE 9 TIME CHECK 0500HOURS {ALARM BLASTING} solo: *with sleepy voice* "oga abeg i dey abeg you off that bomblast" me: *sleepishly stretched my hands to turn it off, just then i decided to check time* {shouting} "chisos!!! We don buy job o" sha buying of job was a coded name we recruits and cadets normally to illustrate getting into trouble with a soldier, superiors, seniors etc. So when i shouted job every body rose up in panick boys shouting and yelling at each other: " hey solo wear you drop my boot? , wear my pant? Wear my navy blue short? Where white trainer? Wait o na me dey take care of your things? Your fabo, solo wear you keep the soap? Shekeau i keep the soap under bed, you dey mad, you dey craze, na our fabo be shekeau not me. Then na me send spoonz to slice your throat? I wish provost stanley come catch you again, etc" me: oya make of ona shout up and bath fast, you all are like bunch of big ignoramus *laughter* who be that devil chicken? Oya come here make i use you demostrate osama bin laden versus barrack obama" *every where death silence even a pin drop could be heard* me: "ona dey busy dey make noise make ona no busy ona self about job ona go buy" we all with the speed of lighten tear race to the devotion hall. Time check 0600hours. After there we went to the drill field from where we all dispatched to our variouse training unit and formation. "oga spoonz morning" i turn back see solo dey smile i greeted him back and we proceeded to our formation. As soon as we come reach formation. Morning orientation don start self, na wa o. DC: "good morning rugged wee" troops: "good morning sir" DC: "today, is the day 5 of this training. Today we're entering stage 9 to stage 10 and the training is themed iron training..." *so na true after all, atlast man go use hands chop irons into two? Chai i don die today* "...and no talking during..." *say wetin happen wey man no go talk na, abi wetin God give us mouth for na* "...concentrate when firing and please don't forget the man next to you, always concentrate don't fire at your fellow, aim direct there*pointing hand at a bullet proof area* don't play with the trigger, always be careful , don't play with any woman, infact operation no woman..." *make e fire you there, you wey no fit stay without one* "...alright boys lets go there!"*end of speech* *wait o wetin e say we do and no do and na where dey go self? Chai to be since i no hear 90 percent of e orientations cause i no pay attention chai wetin i go do and e say no talking , i don finish* TBC[/b]

you don't even hear anything https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/mr-coolval-announcements/

Hehehehe...so u didn't hr

[b]EPISODE 7 we started moving towards the training venue, chai mhen see training na, other companies dem dey train as if na dem won go confront the dreaded bokoharam terrorists them. Sha that one na their cross be that so na only them know how to carry am. Soon we arrive the training field and alas na real drill we come o. See people just dey faint like mad. Just then we come start to dey crawl towards the field as directed by the DC , next na rolling and how to take cover. The DC then divided us into two companies tell us to train against each other in a mock war. Mhen see as every body decide to display their combat skills na . "Tatata" i use my voice to mock gun sound as i aimed at an opponent, he went down as instructed by the DC. just then my eyes caught a very beautiful sight, a girl on the opponent side fighting gallantly and over coming my team mates. Chai all this boys them be ajebotins o. Na woman dey beat dem black and [color =blue]blue[/color] even some of dem don dey retreat self. I nearly laugh but immediately RSD [color =red]REGIMENTAL STANDARD[/color] punishment flash enter my mind nai i decide to compose myself make i no buy job especially from these brutal soldiers from the nigerian army. Na who say soldier no dey fear soldier? Kai That person lie o cause e get some soldier wey you go come across self even if you be captain , you go fear am. Me see this girl advance dey come meet me i start to dey sweat, mhen so far i've been making good records in the combat training and my wooden riffle was also gaining honour but now see this devil girl won come pour same for my garri. Aboy lucky no fuck up o , if you fuck up you don fall all the guys hands on coolval o and the girls go make mouth. I come summone up courage ran towards the girl but just then four of my team mates come attack her mhen, like james bond she finish dem , before i fit say jack bauer all of dem don fall off from the mock training. And if you fall off from the mock war, na to go pin down your head o. Chai and me no go fit o. Nai i race like usain bolt towards the girl while she also did the same towards me , just then i heard our DC Shouting "clash of the titans" i didn't even give a damn what he meant by that . Once we collide she just tear me osama bin laden slap nai me self blast her barrack obama punch. Chai i say this girl na man in woman form, she didio me nai i come reason am say bro if this girl beat you you don bleep up o. Nai i decide to show her say i be man i add more energy, come dey attack her just then she come add her own self, na then i come realise wetin our DC meant by Clash of the titans. Nai i come shout "DC na superman in woman form i dey fight o" the guy just shout "shut up there and focus and bear in mind if she win you i go cut off your dick" chai my dick? But why my dick? Coolvallers ona fit help me tell me why e won cut my dick?[/b]

Hehehehe . . U r in trouble . . Make sure to defeat her oooo . . Otherwise ur something will be cut off

cut off your dick khe

You can defeat her mahn!!

You can defeat her mahn!

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[b]Episode 8a [unedited episode] [color =red]"DC na superman in woman form i dey fight o" "boy shut up and man up" "chai DC abeg na" "you better no fall men hands" i just made up my mind not to fight her cause na woman, "gbozaaaa" punch come dey scatter my face, i was very confuse and dumb at the same time. More punches kept on raining and i had no choice than to keep dodging it but this girl still no wan leave me abi na witch dem send from my village come? "gbozaaaaaaaa!" the altimate punch scatter my face. I started seeing flowers but wait o. Ona sure say my head correct? Woman dey busy dey bury me and my own na to dey busy dey see flowers? Chai lucky you fall hands. More punches start to rain down like volcanic eruption. The punch became very several to the point i couldn't even feel my jaw again. All i kept on trying not to hit her and also enduring pain at the same time. Suddenly i heard a very osama bin laden punch landing on my fore head "gbozaaaaaaaa" and i heard "noooooo!!!!!!" that was the last thing i remembered[/color] tbc[/b]

Oh oh Serves you right

Ne xT

Mumu...

[b]Episode 8b [unedited episode] [color =blue]i open my eyes to behold a very bright place, mhen the place fine die. I started wondering if i don die but just then my eyes come fall on the curtains and gradually i started getting a better vision . When did i get here and what the hell happen to me? I started asking myself all these phentical questions. Gradually i started recalling all what happened. Mhen this girl really wicked o and just imagine as she disgrace me black and blue without an iota of mercy. I felt angry and at the same time hungry. Just then. The door to the room opened and a member of the medic corp entered the room. On seeing me he nodded like an agama lizard before going out. Minutes later, he return with my commanders , led them to my bed side and left them there. My DC just look at me , shook his head in disappointment. I was sad and scared at the same time . What have i done? Just then he put his hand into his jerk knife holster and brought out his jerk knife. This was it, am going to lost my dick....[/color] TBC[/b]

@jummybabe register pls honey

I pray xo

Is better he cut ur d--k off cos ur nt man enuf, how can a man i mean woman beat u in dat manner.

That will be better if you lost it

@captainspoonz came late Lol time to cut off a dick

next

[b]Episode 9 chai God na so i go take lost my dick? I watch as he drew the knife closer to me and i decided to close my eyes so as not to witness what will happen to me with my naked eyes but only feel the pains. "oya now get up and match to the field" "what for?" i ask him with a confuse glance but eyes still not focusing on either the knife he was holding or its location "this is stage 10, its about to start and you must join in the training" "but sir am not that much strong" "strong to do what?" "to participate in the training sir." he first of all took a quick look at me, my section commander and finally back to me cadenre speaking out "oh as na training now you no get strenght but if to say na pussy you for get strenght to bleep am bah?" *come o belike something dey worry this man o, e see the way that girl beat me scatter and yet e still get mind to come tell me to go back to training especially in this my current state whereby seeing clearly is a "wahala" cause na double double i dey see and yet e just dey dey dey .... Infact this man dey mad* "but sir..." "shut up boy" "yes sir!" "now get your ass up and hit the door way" as i check i come notice say this guy don cut off the plaster of paris wey dem use roll for my face and hands. I just get up salute and march towards the door, i was about existing the room when he called out "thompson!" "sir!!" "you really proof yourself to be a man" *confused face* "you really did well in the training and am very proud of you but you fall my hands by letting that dove beat you" talking about dove, it was a code name we the guys used in addressing our men in skirt, i mean our female comrades, we refer to them as doves while the men where code name eagles. "am sorry sir , thank you sir" i murmur as he nods like an agama lizard, i left the room, on getting outside, i notice it was the medical corp zone. Sha this people dem dey enjoy o. I walk back to the training field only to meet them already in training a soldier was training them i became scared but decided to brave it, on arrival the army man come turn face me, my brother it was that same army captain that tore me a slap wey take me to hell fire *urine was released* just then the guy come advance raise e hands to tear me slap me for late coming....and indeed this time around i started seeing my obituary with my naked eyes TBC[/b]

@willingyung come join my train o

Lmao,i Dnt Think He'll Slap U @captainspoonz Sir Yes Sir

@jummybabe sweetheart come sit by me

@willingyung abi? Why say so?

He Slap U 2da Wnt Mean He's Gona Slap U 2mao Na,probably He's Goin 2 Make Jest Of U @captainspoonz

@willingyung you no go understand. That guy make my life miserable for camp

I am here @captainspoonz Obituary time

hahaha

Yeye dey smell, slap nd ur ar seein ur obituary hmmm.

E never slap you.. U con dey see ur obituary, if he con slap u kwanu... Lol

obituary nke

e no go slap you

[b]Episode 10 E com raise e hands to tear me slap , just then, he come stop order me to run join the rest for the training field. Yes! Yes o i don finally escape o, chai thank God that soldier no slap me if not na another story i for dey tell o. On arrival to the field where my company were training, mhen i say na rope training dey in progress. The army man wey dey train us just wield e cow tail {koboko} firmly come dey give us order. Na so we climb rope dey run for rope. Swing for rope like monkeys, infact we become human monkeys that dey and to crown it all we even jump height. Mhen we see something that day o. Finally we completed the STAGE 10 which was the last stage in the training on day 5 being friday. Cause we'll be using day 6 to prepare our self for the POP and also learn marching and other stuffs. The POP will take place on the day 7 which will be our last day in the training camp. Mhen at the thought of POP i was very happy, at last i will be leaving this bloody training ground. I was still lost in thought when someone tapped me on the shoulder, i turn round only to see the girl that beat the hell out of me. "hello handsome" *handsome fire you there! When you been dey beat me as you like you been think say na handsome you dey beat?* "hi beauty" *muchew as he you fine?* "how are you doing?" *after you beat me like say na me thief your papa goat or na me rape your mama cow , how you expect make i day? Abi i be iron?* "am okay and you?" *who cases??* "same, am sorry about what happened during training, it wasn't intentional" "its okay dear" *dear fire me there* "how are you feeling now?" *how you expect make i feel after all the beating? Abi i be iron?* "am feeling extra alright" "are you sure?" *oh wetin be this na abi them send you?* "yes ofcourse, even if you were to hit me now, i'll be very okay now" *my stupid mistake* "oh really?" *just try am and see if i no go murder your ass here* "yes" "okay, i just wanted to tender my apology, i'll be on my way now" "ok no wahala" "okay take care, bye" "same here" as i turn face to go my way, guess who i meet? TBc[/b]

@willingyung @dencygirl @jummybabe @froshberry e don show o

Lol.. All those things wey u dey talk for ur mind, y u no talk am out I'm not good at guessing oooo

Who did you see Your commander or wetin be his name

Hahaha handsome fire u there why u no talk am out make she beat d demon comot frm ur head.

Your commander i guess

next. . you even dey fear the lady self,you no be man at all

u don de fear her ba

[b][color =blue]SEVEN DAYS TO MAKE A MAN BY LUCKY THOMPSON {LEAVING CAMP EDITION}[/color] Episode 11 As i turn round , i saw solo standing behind me and smiling like someone who just won a lottery of two MILLION naira in this current recession. I just ignored him and proceed towards our hostel area. He ran towards me but i didn't want to talk to him cause i knew what he'll talk about and i wasn't ready for it. I increased my speed to open the pace between us but the more i do that the more the pace get smaller. Haba! Wetin come be this guy own self, abi dem send am? Just then he caught up with me "guy so na you wan start to harmer o" "harmer wetin?" "that girl na" "idiot, na wetin make i been no wan talk to you be that cause i know say nobi better thing you come to talk, better no come spoil me o" "spoil you? Or you don dey follow those sets of holy holy boys dem start?" to be sincere, immediately he said that, i lost my temper "if dem born you well , oya just repeat wetin you talk now if nobi for mortuary you go fine yourself" "come o, you well at all, just because of small play nai you dey behave like this?" "small play fire that your fowl yansh mouth there you hear, ubanka waka shege, your papa first and last wife" "spoonz..." "spoonz fire you there, na spoonz my mama call me when she born me?" "come o you know who you dey talk to? Na me the almighty alaye you dey abuse so? The one and only woman doctor from ph? The one who coach ? The one and only yaro who knows when and how to mentor?, oboy you really fuck up jor, i don vex , YOU are now on your own, no more help from me" "help fire you there, abi i tell you say i come here to come chase women? Common get out jor" he just walk off angrily, mtchew who cares, let him go to hell for all i care... Talking about solo, he is an boy ikwerri boy and resides in ph, his father is an army staff sergent and his mother is a nurse. So they do stay at the barracks, bori camp barracks to be precise and when it comes to ladies, solo fit even toast and get a lady twice the age of his mum down to his age and below. Me self dey wonder wetin this guy dey use wey women dey fall for am every where e go and wetin come pain me be say e no even fine like that wey i for say otherwise. Even for camp here, e don toast and win one senior female provost . Chai the bad guy...any ways that will be a story for another day jor, i just want to get to my hostel and prepare myself for the great event coming , POP. I was still moving at snail's pace when i got to my hostel entrance i saw solo standing and smiling evily just then i recognise the person next to him. CHISOS! i don enter am today, what i saw nearly gave me heart attack, it was .......{faints}..... TBC[/b]

nice one #following

@jummybabe @willingyung @dencygirl e don show o

Hian!!!!!!!!! Who did you see kwanu

Who

Following

no be only faint

Who??

What is that

[b]Episode 12 standing beside solo was kate now talking about kate , if you still remember when is said that solo was even dating a senior female provost , you'll understand that that kate was the female provost he was dating. Talking about kate- she's fair in complexion and tall with a very nice but not very much figure 8 shape. And na because of this girl self nai solo dey buy from senior officers , cadets and provost hands . The girl was a 2bar provost. Very strick and brutal. Me self even till now i still never divina how solo take toast her win. Mhen this solo na bad guy and i really fear am infact i carry yansh up for am o . I was still lost in thoughts when i heard "talk to me boy or are you deaf?" i was like a what?, when did she even talk to me self! This girl dey carry person play o . If to say nobi rank i for beat her black and blue for here show her say man still remain for we country "excuse me ma, i didn't hear your question" "oh! Really?" "yea" i just watch her wall towards me and raised up her hands like the god of thunder thor the son of lord odin when raising his powerful harmer to strike and the next thing i heard was a very thunderous "kpozaaaaaaaaaaa" non more chines laundery. Instantly i became deaf and dumb if possible blind also cause there were suddenly eclips all around me that i suddenly felt very sleepy and fell asleep. HOURS LATER I was on my bed in our hostel nursing my face. {the one that have played host to the osama bin laden's slap. All my agenda for the hours of that day flush finish. The only thing i remember na POP but why always ROSa any other thing no dey? I Was still lost in thoughts when suddenly dave ask me if i wasn't going to bring out my clothe and iron them against POP . I later got the hint and went to search my bag, brought out my white long sleeve and black khaki to match. . I put m the electric iron, thank God say light been dey that day evening. I just finish all my stuffs come relax, just then dave come showc me wetin happen nai i tell am, nai dave vex tell everybody for hostel wetin happen nai dey match solo out, haha time to pay am back. I just watch as dem raise sticks for air to strike am tab[/b]

Lol,

Lol.. Next

you must pay him back

Tic for tat

[b]Episode 13 i just watch as dem match solo out come tell am to go down, carry abi quick wan hit for head, time for pay back, one by one they started beating solo, the beating was so several that i have to plead for them to leave him. Solo was bleeding from both nose and mouth, and was gasping for air to the the point that i was even scared that he will give up the ghost. I pity him , he didn't know that he just bit more than he could chew . They later left the mother fucker and we all retired to our various rooms to sleep, the night was far spent. I just climb on to my bed and slept off. @@@@@@@ i was standing beside a checking point when a vehicle suddenly swirl towards me and and jump out from the way before it could hit me and the next thing was that the vehicle quickly spin round and started chasing me, i ran as fast as my legs could carry me and it seems like the faster i run the slower i was going, i couldn't run any more, i felt very weak, all my body weak and i was at the verge of falling but i manage to keep on running but soon i couldn't even move again and i suddenly fell down , i was in pains and i look towards the direction of the vehicle , the vehicle was coming towards me with a high speed and it squash me @@@@@@@@@ "nooo!!" i yelled as i jump up from sleep, oh thank good heavens , it was a dream, it was a dream. Am alive, am alive. I just sank on my bed sweating profusely like someone who just completed 4000km marathon race. I was the word scared or should i just say more than the word scared itself. I relax myself look about and found my people in deep sleep. Thank God i did't wake them up if not i would have entered one chance. I just fell back on the bed and continue my sleep but it wasn't long when the alarm started ringing madly, i have no choice than to get ur from bed, yea today is POP , a day we were waiting for, a day we'll leave this bloody camp, and day we'll put on the uniform and be called officers. I smiled broadly as i started preparing myself for the great task ahead . . . TBC[/b]

Continue jare

Still following.... Nexxt

[b]Episode 14 [unedited episode] I got down from bed and started preparing for the task ahead. Getting to the bath room every where was filled up mhen see queue now, e just belike say everybody dey face judgement , the girls lines nai plenty pass cause dem even full come out from there lodge dey for lines. Trust we guys we no dey waste time, just two minutes we don come out and those of us wey no fit wait, we stay for outside bath, {as if wetin come concern us}. After bathing, i just ran inside i no even rob cream when i just jump into my pass out parade outfit and started putting them on. Dress properly and even over dress pass a bride wey dey go see her bridegroom for wedding. {haha no one tales time to dress well than a guy who wants to show off.} after dressing i waiting for my guys who later joined me and off we went to the parade field, solo couldn't march cause the necthog he took was enough to paralyse a lion. So he just sat down at the other side of the field. I was very happy cause i will also be part of those show casting their marching skills. Though i've been or should i say i was fired from marching practice. You might be suprised how manage, how manage i get fired and yet still partake in the march pass. Let me take you on a flash back how it all happened [color =red]FLASHED BACK parade ground, training session. 8am[/color] i was among those who were chosen to march but during the practice i wasn't that perfect, so i was cast out like a demon. The next training session, i smuggled myself into the training squade again and was also cast out. Chai na which line thing be this? Abi my village people follow me come! . Later again i smuggled into the third training session and was cast out by provost elvis. Oboy unbea na today and i must partake o . I started practicing by myself and was near perfect. I decided to join again by smuggling myself in and it went well untill solo's provost girl friend saw me and purposely cast me out indiscriminately. I just fall out angrily and went to a nearby shade to sit down. I was still seating down when they all came to sit down after having trained properly. I just sat there without looking at them afterall na me first come sit down. Soon a provost came and started taking down names and luckily for me , my name was taken and my joy knew no bounds when i was called among those whe were partaking in the marching. Solo was shock as well as his girl who cast me out. God has help me out. ][color =blue]BACK TO THE PRESENT[/color] i smiled as i took my position and soon enough a triumpfu was blown to signify the start of PARADE. . . Tbc[/b]

[b]STORY FINALE . . . We all straightened our parade formation into a decent line and awaits the commands of the parading provost. Finally it did came and we all stood attention, paying rapt attention to avoid story that touches the heart and inches the anus. Just then the battalion commander climbed the stage, giving us some opening remarks and a brief prayer offered . After the prayer, the national anthem commenced led by the provost band , after the national anthem, the pass out parade was declared officially opened by the chairman of the occasion. Just then then shrill cry of the parading provost took over "parade squade, parade squade ration, stand higher, ration, by the sector, mark time, left, left , left right, left right, by the sector quick match." thus our parade started, it was a beautiful scene to behold. Our white long sleeves and black trousers sparkled in the sunlight. Each platoons , squads and units parading with lovely glees and heads all up in the .our leading provosts before us.... [/b]

[b]CONTINUATION OF STORY FINALE EPISODE ①⑤ (15) . . . we continued parading and displaying our marching skills, mhen it was fantastic marching as though it was arm force day. it soon came to our turn to display our narching skills, and our commanding provost was superb, he just knew the tactice "left right, left right all face face forward keep the line straight and march in a paradind order" he instructed us before the long awaiting command came "by the sector quick march" oboy see as we march come dey display style na lols, soon we came near the platform na here we drop our best skill "eyes right" came the provost's voice and we saluted and at the same time looking right uniformly, finally we passed the plat form and returned back to our previous stand, we were then lectured or should i called it last orientation by the brigade commander. "ladies and gentlemen...." he began his speech ".....today marks the end of ur camp training to be gallant men and women, and i belief that you have all acquired the basic needed training........" and far far far.....fowl cause my mind been no dey there, all my mind don reach house, finally we were given awards (best platoons and well behaved platoons) my platoon won both (we wey be say nai thief food from kitchen during fight) well na camp sha, if na you, yoi go do am pass us lols (winks). finally we sang the national anthem and finally dismissed, our postage slip were given to us and to my surprise i was posted to rivers state my home state, ph to be precised, i was joyful and we all reconciled before leaving camp.... . . . I arrived home and my mom shouted when she saw me, the first question she asked me was if tgey didn't give us food in camp. i went into the bathroom to freshen up and by the the time i came inro the sitting room, my mom has already prepared a sumptious meal of ewedu soup with fufu, lots of stewed meat and two bottles of pepsi 'wow, home sweet home" i said as i sat down to devour the meal...no time to check time...delay os dangerous. . . . THE END . . brough to you by DTLCseries and proudly supportted by coolval②②.com ©DTLCrepublic™ ②0①⑧ Alright Reserved[/b]

Splendid story

at last

NYC story

Glad you survive camp

Nice story.... :g

U Fuck up bro u just let d sleeping dog lie jst like daht solo's GF huh.. ??