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SEVEN DAYS TO MAKE A MAN {BY LUCKY THOMPSON}

SEVEN DAYS TO MAKE A MAN {BY LUCKY THOMPSON}

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This story is written and owned by lucky thompson from the Thompson's Literal collection. No part should be publish or reproduce by any means without permission from the author.




Introduction into the story


This story seven days makes a man ., is non fictional, its a life story of the author. This story tell about the suffering all in the name of training the author went through before he joined the paramilitary service. A true life event told with extra ordinary style .


Updates starts tomorow sunday 30th october 2016. Stay tune.


Signed: Lucky Thompson aka captainspoonz.


A story of pump action don't miss out!!!
29 Oct 2016 | 14:55
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Links to available episodes Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 Episode 6 Episode 7-10 Episode 11-13 Episode 14 nd 15 season 2 https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/seven-days-to-make-a-man-2-by-lucky-thompson/
29 Oct 2016 | 14:58
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Seated
29 Oct 2016 | 15:06
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seated
29 Oct 2016 | 15:09
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jesuuu wia my seat oøo ook my seat found. Seated
29 Oct 2016 | 15:12
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Thanks for the beep @froshberry-2 @victoriouschild. Come see new update sis.
29 Oct 2016 | 16:13
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You're welcome.
29 Oct 2016 | 16:16
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Ur seat is close to mine sis. @victoriouschild
29 Oct 2016 | 16:17
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EPISODE 1 "All hands on deck, code alpha alpha delta, all personnels report to the conference hall immediately without delay.... Failure to comply lands you in the guard room." it was the sectional commander {SCC} of my company that was blaring through the alert system. I turn to look at the time , it was 1am, what a fuck, why can't these people let us have enough rest. It was just 11.30pm that we were all retired from tattoo ,we were told to go and have some Rest. I just ran my hands across my bare head shaved clean with razor blade. Some times this shit always happen and i don't give a fuck to any SCC or CC, like a man high on weed, i just walk out of my hostel in the training camp to the conference hall........... . . . . . . "Lucky i hear say the RAN 1st batch recruitment don reach corne o". Ema broke out with happy glee. "Guy you seriouse?" i ask him amid doubt, "yes na", he reply . "How about the form?" "E don show o", he brought out his own application form and showed me. "How much for the form?" I manage to ask am. "1.5k", "ok, na bro later things na" . I told him , and left. "Make me go grab my own form before i lost the chance". Joining the paramilitary has become one of my greatest ambition. What motivated me most was the day that i was coming from some where, it was 6pm but i didn't notice so i drove my bike pass for the RAN check point. Nai one RAN soldier come stop me give me frog jump. By the time i finish, i no even feel my legs again chai, nai i come vex leap climb my bike. Nai i come shout "officer make God punish you there" nai i try to start the bike but e no won start, chai see devil handiwork. As i turn look back i come see the paramilitary guy dey come, omg i don buy big wahala...na so all my body dey shake and sweat as the guy dey approach me with koboko. Episode 2 loading............
29 Oct 2016 | 16:33
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Na die na.
29 Oct 2016 | 16:57
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@froshberry-2, ep. 1 don land.
29 Oct 2016 | 16:58
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Me gan dey here o..
29 Oct 2016 | 17:22
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Episode 2&3 will be updating tomorow cause i'll also update episode 8&9 of love adventure. Stay tune .!!
29 Oct 2016 | 18:04
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since am new nd all de seats r taking why nt gv me ur own seat nd stand @froshberry-2 lolz
29 Oct 2016 | 18:17
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@vivian8 suspecting you oow. There are still many vacant seat here so no need of collecting @froshberry-2 seat oow. If only you want him to carry you on his laps then say that out.
29 Oct 2016 | 20:02
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@vivian8 Just voice it out as @hormortiyor has said, i won't reject you sitting on my laps.
29 Oct 2016 | 22:33
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[b]Mehn!! You initially thought that after cursing the soldier, you'd zoom off at a top speed, but your plan failed, now i wanna know what'll happen next... Tommorow is here @captainspoonz. We want 2 thrilling updates o...[/b]
30 Oct 2016 | 03:00
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[b]Mehn!! You initially thought that after cursing the soldier, you'd zoom off at a top speed, but your plan failed, now i wanna know what'll happen next... Tommorow is here @captainspoonz. We want 2 thrilling updates o...[/b]
30 Oct 2016 | 03:00
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Thanks @froshberry-2 ..Adjust for me
30 Oct 2016 | 03:33
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No! You're sitting on my laps @mercy1
30 Oct 2016 | 03:42
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@hormortiyor I'll just go and sit at the back only if @mercy1 will join me @froshberry-2 ur laps ko ur laps ni, i wud rather stand.
30 Oct 2016 | 05:10
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lol
30 Oct 2016 | 09:59
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Right here on time...let me take my seat
30 Oct 2016 | 10:05
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main hoon na...........am here now
30 Oct 2016 | 10:24
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EPISODE 2 ......... Omo see as the guy dey weld koboko na, my heart skip a beat and all my clothes wet with sweat, goose pimples come full all over my body. My head was heavy and my hands and legs were shaking uncontrolably, chai omo na you this mouth put me here o. Just then the officer come tear me slap for face. Gbozaaaaaaaaa! Chai my head start to ring wimwimwim, i see stars at once, without wasting time another slap land gbozaaaaaaaa!! Chai omo i no cry but tears start to run from my eyes . "Na who you tell God to punish?" The office come ask "na....abeg bros no vex na......" Before i go even finish another slap tear my face gbozaaaaaaaa!!! Nai i pass out i open my eyes later only to discover that i was tied like a thief.dem tie me for one straight pole come lie the pole on two pin pole. I come dey like suya for fire. Just den two officers waka pass. Go bring fire wood come put under me. Hmmmm wetin this guys dem won do? Just then the officer wey slap me come show with one bottle of fuel. Chai my own don finish...e come put the fuel for fire wood come won start the fire nai i come ask am "oga for your town ona dey chop human being?" E no answer me , e just look me with e eyes , chai na real wahala i buy , my james bonds {father} go dey look for me by now. Na only boxer i wear. Nai i come ask am again "aboki for your town ona dey chop human being?" The next sound i hear na gbozaaaaaa!! Chai baba God i don die, chai my yansh, my yansh o, just then e come light the fire...i come start to smell roasted goat........... Episode 3 loading...............
30 Oct 2016 | 10:48
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@vivian abeg no mind dem, come take my special seat.
30 Oct 2016 | 10:53
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@froshberry-2 That your thin laps? @vivian8 i ll surely join you
30 Oct 2016 | 12:36
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[b]Chai...The soldiers no get mercy, they wan roast you sha... @captainspoonz you saw a free awoof, now you wanna jump on it, don't you know awoof dey purge nii.?? @vivian8 By Sitting on my laps, you're entitled to free snacks while reading o! :mail: @mercy so my laps have now became slender ones after lapping you for hours abi??[/b]
30 Oct 2016 | 12:43
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Expect episode 10 before 10pm
30 Oct 2016 | 14:20
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@vivian8 Ve Gat A Reserved Seat 4 U On Me Lap @john451 Kum Nd Read Oo
30 Oct 2016 | 15:21
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@vivian8 Ve Gat A Reserved Seat 4 U On Me Lap And I'm Sitting At D Frnt Bside @froshberry-2 So Cumma Manage. @captainspoonz Dnt Worry Go Nd Sit @john451 Kum Nd Sit 4 Ur ReServed Sit And Epp Me Carry @mercy1 On Ur Lap
30 Oct 2016 | 15:22
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@vivian8 and @mercy1 wouldn't wanna betray me by sitting with aliens. They're already seated with me @willingyung. *Tongue out* :mail:
30 Oct 2016 | 15:39
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hmmmm, OK oooo
30 Oct 2016 | 16:13
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Sorry guys updates on episode 3 & 4 have been postponed till tomorow due to airtime/power issue. You can help me with the airtime. Note that am using airtel, am chagring my power bank so that i can use it as a power source for my phone tomorow to make the updates. God bless.
30 Oct 2016 | 16:18
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following
30 Oct 2016 | 16:59
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Kontinue
30 Oct 2016 | 17:36
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tnx @froshberry-2 for the invite but am not sitting with u *tongue out* I will seat with my aunt @victoriouschild. Aunt oya adjust for me
30 Oct 2016 | 18:22
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ιcнιll
30 Oct 2016 | 20:00
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THAT ONE NA WAYTIN WE DEY CALL GOBE OR FUCK UP
30 Oct 2016 | 20:18
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@captainspoonz me am already sitted with @mercy1 and @froshberry-2. waiting for the next episode. .. @captainspoonz borrow money and buy airtime jare lolz
31 Oct 2016 | 07:56
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@froshberry-2 U No I Like U Thats Y I'm Epping U Nd U Nat Fat Ooo,ehn,how Can 2 Ladies Sit Who Re Nat Less Than 16.5kg Sit On Ur Lap,u Want Em 2 Weak U @ D Startin Of D Story,remember We Still Goin Many Episodes Oo,let Me Epp U Biko Nu
31 Oct 2016 | 08:08
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@vivian i want you to be my babe o story continues for ur sake
31 Oct 2016 | 09:47
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EPISODE 3 OMG so na my body come dey scent like goat meat? Chai i don suffer, see heat and pain plus sweat. Na later like about 20minutes nai the guy come back come carry full bucket of cold water pour me come untie me. Later the following day dem come release me. From that day onward, i was like "if i no join that paramilitary , make i die." # # # # # # just as i reach the nearest RAN zonal command for my area, i just apply for recruitment form. Purchase the form. The following week screening don start. We were first given exam papers . The first subject was C. R. S, hmmmm it was to test our biblical knowladge, after all the paramilitary was founded by church , that must be the reason. After the exam consisting 10 subjects, the examination came to an end. Thank God that i did well. I met my james bonds for some financial assistance but the guy dey prove "i no go give you" even the undertaken form self self , e no gree sign am , na my mother sign am for me. I was like a fucking shit, cause i will pay this man back. I did some menial job to raise some money. After which my mum gave me 5k couple with the 3k that i did hustle. My junior sister come add 1k wey been dey her hand. Chai God bless her o, cause if na some sis dem go still want make you give dem money not the other way round. As we dey go nai my friend ema come dash me 1k add. {ema self pass the screening so e been dey prepare but e get cash pass me} . Now all the money wey come dey my hand na .10k, we go to the zonal headquaters that sunday afternoon, before hand, dem been don give us list of wetin to buy. By the time i come buy all the required items finish, na just 3k remain for my hand. Those that passed the examination were qualified for the screening exercise. At the end of the screening exercise which lasted for one week, it was time for the almighty recruitment camping . . Early that monday morning we file enter the bus , now na direct to the regional training ground. As soon as we dey reach , there was a very big sign board with the inscription "SEVEN DAYS TO MAKE A MAN, THIS IS IT BOYS, NO GOING BACK". I closed my eyes and thank God for journey mercies, when suddenly the vehicle came to a hault, it now dawn on me that it was finally time to disembark from the bus.. Episode 4 loading..........
31 Oct 2016 | 10:57
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Seven Days To Make A Man. Get ready for megasuper trainings. @hi-bee-kay Luckily for both of us, the seats beside me has already been occupied by my homies. @vivian8 Shey you no seat with @captainspoonz again nii? @willingyung Thanks, i realy appreciate your kind gestures, but i can lap them both nah!! ( @vivian8 and @mercy1 )
31 Oct 2016 | 14:53
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Ride on
31 Oct 2016 | 17:02
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@hi-bee-kay, your seat is heat coz your aunt*s is also hear. * * * * pararararara panpan pan. N E X T
31 Oct 2016 | 17:43
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@captainspoonz u know what to do bfr i go become ur bae. @froshberry-2 u know that captainspoonz is the writer and i don't want to distract him.
31 Oct 2016 | 18:12
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next episode am enjoying the story
31 Oct 2016 | 18:12
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More
31 Oct 2016 | 18:26
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Which story are you enjoying @vivian8?? sheybi nah me you dey find come here?
1 Nov 2016 | 02:51
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Lol..Not with those tiny legs @froshberry-2
1 Nov 2016 | 06:52
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i came to read story nd am enjoying the story i saw nd na @mercy1 i folo come here oo nd na her i de find nt u @froshberry-2 lolz
1 Nov 2016 | 08:33
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@vivian what must i do before you become my bae?
1 Nov 2016 | 15:01
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Am sorry for not posting the next update, its due to network problem, next episode coming out soon
1 Nov 2016 | 15:03
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And you sat on it? @mercy1 Hmmm...Na me jare @vivian8
1 Nov 2016 | 15:15
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Guys i've been busy in barracks sorry, i've been on duty all day without chance. Expect the next update tonight
1 Nov 2016 | 16:29
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EPISODE 4 we all came down from the bus on a very straight single line, no body even dare to push, say you dey mad? Cause na your body go tell you. After that, we all formed a straight serial line, we later turned right therefore changing the serial formation to singular formation. We started marching towards the gate, on nearing the gate, our bags were thoroughly searched for any kind of weapon. After the search,we were told to go on frog jump from the gate into the training camp with our bags on our heads. "oya jump, frog jump, jump, if you stop you will regret coming here, oya you apes keep jumping like frogs!", the DC was yelling out. Thank God say i carry small luggage. So my own load no too heavy na. But when i turn look ema, hmmm i come dey pity am, as if na me send am to park as if e dey migrate from naija. We frog jump covering a distance of 200 yards. Chai omo na my neck and spine tell me something. I no talk any thing cause i know say we're in for more pepper soup.that was the genesis of our sorrow. When we reach the field na there dem tell us sit down for ground. We were later called by our batch, when it got to my batch, our ZC accompanied us to the Registration zone. When we got there, the A. O {admission officer} asked us to yansh down, which also means sit down. We all sat down no the base floor, including our ZC. He was writting our names and recording our credentials at the same time. Finally it came to the guy who was standing before me. "whats your name?" the AO queried "paul Ade" the guy was shaking while answering , the officer noticed it "paul you be thief?" "no sir" "you sure"? " "if you no be thief why you won come join us"?........fast forward........ Soon it was my turn. After the registration, as we were going, paul come fuck up for road nai dem pin am down give am some fucking flogging. We come go change wear, our navy blue short with white t shirt and canvas to match. We were led to the back of the compound were a stinking mouldy water was. You can even see maggot swimming inside. I was still staring when i heard "oya all me you jump in and side ways roll" omg! I was like a "what did you just say?" episode 5 loading........
1 Nov 2016 | 17:23
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Sebi na u wan join paramilitary
1 Nov 2016 | 18:04
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@froshberry-2, @victoriouschild, @vivian8, oya new epi here.
1 Nov 2016 | 18:09
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u no no anything,,,, u just start
1 Nov 2016 | 18:21
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This's just the beginning. Thanks @hormortiyor
1 Nov 2016 | 20:34
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Next update will take time but will be out before today expire if there is power source
2 Nov 2016 | 04:53
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u must enter the water nah @captainspoonz cus u don join already and this is exactly what my brother is passing through now ,i just de mercy him sha lolz nd about becoming ur bae, u must come and meet my dad first @froshberry-2 how u take know say na u i find come
2 Nov 2016 | 06:53
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no be only jump they say make you jump
2 Nov 2016 | 09:04
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sebi na u use ur money collect form
2 Nov 2016 | 10:09
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EPISODE 5 "EXCUSE ME SIR, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY" WETIN TELL ME WETIN TO DO NA GBOZAAAAAAA!! OMG! MY EYES FIRST ROTATE ME. NAI I STAGGER FALL INSIDE THE STINKY MOULDY WATER. "ALRIGHT, NOW SIDE WAYS ROLL ALL OF YOU" THE DP WAS ORDERING US. CHAI JUST THEN E COME RECOGNISE PAUL "SO NA YOU GET MIND FLOG ME ABI, YOU NO DEY FEAR?" {IF ONA REMEMBER WHEN I BEEN SAY PAUL FUCK UP NAI DEM COME GIVE AM SOME FUCKING FLOGGING, ONA GO GET MY POINT. THE R.O ORDER THE DP TO FLOG PAUL 8 LASHES BUT E COME GIVE PAUL 12, NAI THE RO COME TELL PAUL TO FLOG THE DP 4 STROKES. CHAI NA THESE SHITS WE DEY CALL NEMESIS O} "SIR, NA OGA ORDER ME NA, SO NOBI MY FAULT" PAUL TRIED TO DEFEND HIMSELF , BY THE DP YELLED AT HIM TO SHUT UP. I TELL ONA SAY NA SO PAUL PUNISHMENT ALL IN THE NAME OF TRAINING INCREASE SIMULTANEOUSLY PASS THE REST OF US. WE BATH THE WATER FOR GOOD 20MINUTES BEFORE DEM COME TELL US TO ENTER INSIDE GUTTER , WE START TO CRAWL INSIDE GUTTER COVERING A DISTANCE OF 2KM, AS SOON AS WE FINISH, NA TO RUN 1500METERS MARATHON. ME I CRY CAUSE THE RAIN WEY COME , COME WITH EXCESSIVE COLD, AND WE JUST LIE DOWN ON THE FILED GRASS COME FACE DOWN AS THE RAIN COME DEY BEAT OUR BARE BACKS MERCILESSLY. AFTER GOOD 12HOURS OF AGONY, IT WAS TIME FOR THE CAMP COMMANDER'S WELCOMING SPEECH. WE WERE ALL LED INTO A VERY BIG CONFERENCE HALL. SHA WE SIT DOWN FOR DESK THIS TIME NOT ON BARE FLOOR. OUR COMMANDER CAME IN AND WE ALL STOOD ON OUR FEET TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIS PRESENCE. WE WERE TOLD TO SIT DOWN, THE SPEECH LASTED FOR 1HOUR BEFORE WE WERE DISMISSED. STILL WITH THE STINKY BODY AND CLOTHES WE STARTED LOOKING FOR WERE TO FETCH WATER, GUY ME TELL ONA SAY WATER SCARCE DIE. THE SHOWER FOR OUR HOSTEL, OUR HUC DEM FINISH WATER FOR THE TAP. THANK GOD SAY DEM COME DEY PUMP WATER. THE TAP COME FULL SO PEOPLE WEY SEE AM COME TELL US NA SO WE RUSH GO. THE TAP DEY FOR THE FRONT OF THE CONFERENCE HALL, BUT E BORDER THE MALE AND FEMALE HOSTEL ALSO, BY THE LEFT FEMALE HOSTEL DEY. ALL THE BOYS WE REMOVE OUR CLOTHES START TO BATH , WETIN CONCERN US IF THE WOMEN DEM SEE OUR FUCKING JOHNNY OR NOT. NO ONE GAVE A DAMNED WE WERE ALL ENJOYING OUR BATH UNTILL.................. Episode 6 LOADING..........
2 Nov 2016 | 10:10
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@vivian abeg avoid @fros-berry i no want am to snatch you you from me o.
2 Nov 2016 | 10:16
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Interesting
2 Nov 2016 | 12:47
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hmmmmm
2 Nov 2016 | 13:00
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Untill what @vivian8 Na me jare. @captainspoonz she's my bae na!
2 Nov 2016 | 15:00
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until wot
2 Nov 2016 | 15:25
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Following
2 Nov 2016 | 15:35
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Until what?
2 Nov 2016 | 16:03
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Until what happened?
2 Nov 2016 | 16:04
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na wat you bargain for
2 Nov 2016 | 17:05
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Dat just d starting point
2 Nov 2016 | 17:10
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EPISODE 6 .............WE STARTED HEARING GBOZAAAAA, GBOZAAAAA, GBOZAAAAAAA! THANK GOD SAY I BEEN DEY THE MIDDLE , WHEN THE CAMP COMMANDER HIMSELF LEAD 3 SQUADS OF THE PARAMILITARY POLICE INVADED WHERE WE WERE BUSY BATHING UNDER THE OVER FLOWING TANKS. THE ONLY THING I PICK NA MY BOXER CAUSE I LEAVE MY T SHIRT, SHORT AND CANVAS RUN. THE WAY I RUN SELF I EVEN BREAK USAIN BOLT RECORDS. THOSE PEOPLE WHO WERE CAUGHT, DEM MATCH THEN TO GUARDE ROOM DIRECT. THANK GOD SAY I BEEN BUY EXTRAS OF EVERY THING DEM BEEN TELL US TO BUY. SO WHEN THEN DO SEARCH THE FOLLOWING MORNING 50 MORE PEOPLE WERE MATCH TO THE GUARDE ROOM..........backward........ AFTER WE ESCAPED, AROUND 12AM, WE WERE ALL CALLED TO THE DINING HALL FOR OUR SUPPER. WE WERE TOLD TO REST OUR HEADS ON THE TABLE AND START OFFERING A PRAYER OF THANKSGIVING. OBOY IF YOU SEE AS SOME PEOPLE PRAY THAT NIGHT EH EVEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF GO TEAR RACE. AS WE WERE TOLD TO SIT UP AND START EATING, GUYS IF I TELL ONA WETHOI MY EYES MEET EH ONA NO GO BELEIVE ME. ME WEY BEEN DEY HUNGRY LIKE MAD, ONCE I JUST SEE THE FOOD, MY APPETIZED HUNGER VANISH BEFORE ONE GO SAY JACK ROBINSON. GUESS WETIN DEM GIVE US TO EAT?............. EPISODE 7 LOADING FAST.....DON'T MISS OUT! Stay tune!
2 Nov 2016 | 17:23
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Following...Ride On
2 Nov 2016 | 17:30
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U Don Enta Be Dat
2 Nov 2016 | 17:41
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Bread Nd Tea
2 Nov 2016 | 17:44
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Untill what?
2 Nov 2016 | 17:59
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Following
2 Nov 2016 | 18:46
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No do na make dem wound u make u see
2 Nov 2016 | 19:12
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na wetin you bargain for
2 Nov 2016 | 19:28
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Until wat na
2 Nov 2016 | 19:32
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@froshberry-2 am going out for a while so guide my seat biko @captainspoonz maybe na all dose watery beans abi na garri dem serve una
2 Nov 2016 | 19:55
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Watery beans, garri with bread and tea better, ona never still get am. More guess pls
3 Nov 2016 | 01:46
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0k sweetheart! @vivian8
3 Nov 2016 | 02:29
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Following maybe na 1 peice of yam
3 Nov 2016 | 04:27
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until what
3 Nov 2016 | 05:46
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@froshberry-2 am bk tnx for guiding de seat
3 Nov 2016 | 13:04
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so u never continue @captainspoonz lolz
3 Nov 2016 | 13:05
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You're welcome jare @vivian8
3 Nov 2016 | 13:35
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@vivian , i was waiting for you to come before i continue na . Abi i do bad? @fresh, abeg ink don finish for my pen, take this 20naira run go buy me new pen and pls don't forget to bring back my change o. Cause economy too hard.
4 Nov 2016 | 05:04
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EPISODE 7 OMG! Na the kind food man pikin wan yank sleep be this? As i turn look the slave, wetin dey stare at me from the plate na one handful of garri {the dry grain ones}, two piece of cabin biscuit and one cube of sugar. "oya all of you fuck down your heads and start eating your food" C. P thundered. But no body answer. Just then one man decide to decline the food. If was asked to pin down his head. I just zero my mind start to eat the damn food. First i chew the garri follow by the biscuit then lastly the sugar. We were given 1minute to finish the food. Under 30 seconds i was through with mine...i just rush go submit my plate. Some people add water drinck drink their own but dem no know say dem dey buy more wahala. After drinking the garri, some of then use dirty water rinse while some use clean water. Just then. The "sedadababababababababababababab" come start o cause the commander come tell those wey drink am to drink the water wey dem use rinse their plates. Chai omo see gobe na. This na wetin we call fuck up. Na those people wey use dirty water rinse their plates i pity cause dem drink am. Throughout that night peoply vomit and porch so tale...........fast forward. After the eating exercise, we all marched to our respective hostels cause the night was far spent. By now it was 12.30am. As soon as i enter our room, i just climb the concret ward robe before one go say jack robinson, i don reach far for dream land. The suffering continues......... Episode 8 loading .......
4 Nov 2016 | 08:02
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EPISODE 8 DAY 2: The next morning i woke up around 5.30am {ona self go understand na say man been really tire} rather than 4am. Today we'll be distribute to our various platoons and sections accordingly. And also training will commence fully today.......and na today we go smell our anus, thats the standard sha {laughs}. Backwards.............just as i dey wonder were all my room mates dem go, just then i come remember . Chai omg, i don finish. Just as i come down grab my boot wan wear nai i come see a squade of provost {paramilitary police} dey come. Without waiting for a further warning nai i just dive enter inside the room, come close the door {but i no bolt am} climb my wardrobe bed, use the spider style dem teach us earlier gum the ceiling. Just then , dem come show for the room my heart fly commot once. Chai omo i don die na wetin make i sleep excess na, i was in a deep thought when other 4 squades of provost dem also show, come scatter themselves comb through our hostel. Before i forget, i never mention the platoon and section i been dey under and ona no bother to ask ona bad o. {laughs} i was in c-coy {charlie company} section 2 under platoon 5 {we have total of 10 platoons and each platoons consist of 5 sections and each sections consist of 4 companies popularly known as coy <singular> coys <plural> } each coy consist of 15 persons, if you're a good mathematician then you'll get the total number of recruits in the training camp. And before i forgot, the training camp was hosted at emarid collage near choba in port-harcourt city. Enough of the fucking introduction/description. Lets go back to the shit am already in {laughs}. I was still thinking of what to do when the camp commander himself walked into our hostel. Chai i don finish. "R. P, have you check this room properly?" he thundered "yes sir" the R. P replied him. "i see, someone is still in this room" the Camp don replied the provost boldly. I was like a what? Chai my own don finish, wetin i go tell dem if dem see me..........chai i don finish. Just the 5 provost dem storm our room, and searching commenced....... Episode 9 loading
5 Nov 2016 | 08:02
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Episode 9 dem start to search and search and search but dem no still see me. Nai dem come contact the camp don, just then, the camp don request for their assistance, nai dem leave my room, all the provost wey been dey for the passage dem enter inside the compound. Our own room na room 2, and na for the passage e dey. As soon as dem commot, i no wait for 1 sec o, i just come down from the bed. {as if , if na ona, ona for no take the opportunity? Laughs} come peep through the passage, passage clear, nai i put on my adidas white canvas, bro before one go say jack robinson, hmmm i don tear race, dem hear when i run , i guess them dey come for my back cause i hear chasing sounds behind me. Nai i double my already speeding engine from gear level 8 to gear level 15. I tell ona say i even break usain bolt's record. I outrun dem come take quick turn on reaching a sharp bend which was on the junction, {right leads to the conference hall and kitchen, left leads to commanders quaterz and front leads to the field and recreational quaterz, thank God say flowers dey there, nai i come dive under . Just then , 10 provost zoom pass. Pheeeew, i clean sweat from my face. So na only me 10 provost dey chase like thief na wa o. Nai i come out from my hideout run go the conference hall, on reaching nai the door keeper tell me to lie down he come tear 5 lashes of koboko for my yansh. . Atleast e better pass when those provost for catch me. Cause i know say na guard room direct dem go match me to. And guard room na one of the place i no wan go. As soon as e flog me finish e come tell me to run inside to which i obey. I run inside join my roommates without anyone noticing it. At was just like 15 minutes later when the camp commander come enter announce say dem come fetch some people. I mean those people wey dem been dey chase wey try escape. Chai na so my mind fly cause i know say dem go catch me this time around. No way to escape from this particular saga. Chai am doom. Episode 10 loading
5 Nov 2016 | 08:29
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~*~*~EPISODE 10~*~*~ As soon as e finish talking na so searching start. From platoon 1, dem arrange out 25 recruits, same goes to platoon 2, but platoon 3 no get any casualty sha. When e reach platoon 4, dem march out 40, when e reach platoon 5 dem no fit mail anybody so dem tell us to pin down our heads. When e come reach platoon 10 omo dem march out 300 people . {guy i say dem march out all platoon 10} . Cause dem first distribute us before the punishment come start. For my platoon, my section nai be worry pass. We later elected coy leaders, section leaders, platoon leaders and a joint platoon leader. I was elected a section leader. So i was section 2 leader. So i was incharge of 4 coys. ...........backwards.........later dem come march all platoon 5 out to the drilling field. By now it was quater to 6am. Non of my boys dey fuck up o, cause if one person fuck us , all the whole section if possible the whole platoon fit see shit. So if any body for my section fuck up do make dem punish us, when we go back to our hostel, that person dey see fire, so dem no dey fuck up . {i say oga sweet die o, laughs} we jug , run, flex, and do all kinds of physical exercises, then went into the next schedule which was lecture. Sha i was among the land combatants so our class was fun. After training , it was 12am that a whistle for our breakfast was blown {as dey call it o, since na our morning food be that. Na their wahala be that so na only dem know how to handle am, laughs} after eating garri wey dey like 50naira fufu for this buhari change saga, we all went to have a nap, at 4 drills start again. Na till 7pm after we close from drill, nai actor and boss won start. Ibibi chai mowe, the almighty camp commander aka camp don vs platoon 10 commander aka camp scorpion.......as i dey recap wetin happen , my body dey sweet me die, cause throughout that day wahala flow for every where. Even food self, haha omo, abi lucky na war camp you go? You never see anything o watch out for the fight episode 11 loading slow
5 Nov 2016 | 13:44
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Doom gidigan
5 Nov 2016 | 13:58
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Looking forward to the fight.
5 Nov 2016 | 14:50
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y slow nau
5 Nov 2016 | 17:55
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Next o
5 Nov 2016 | 18:05
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Bring it on
6 Nov 2016 | 00:26
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Continue
6 Nov 2016 | 05:42
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Feed me m0re.
6 Nov 2016 | 06:21
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EPISODE 11 As soon as we all came back from evening drills, nai drama start o. The camp commander was angry with platoon 10 for their misconducts during the the evening drills. After talking and talking and talking nai the guy come redirect e anger towards the platoon's commander. The platoon's commander come ask am if na e fault, but the thing get out of hand nai the camp don come yell "p.c, fuck ur fabo" "fuck ur mabo" the platoon commander come reply am just then the camp don come tear the camp scorpion scorpion bloody slap. Chai me i know say show don reach o . Nai the camp scorpion just stone am one blow. Nai the camp don just drag am to the boxing ring. Na there i know say na one on one fight o. Once dem enter the boxing ring nai the camp don remove e camour wear cool white t shirt . There boxing start o. Guy me tell ona say me see punch me come fear. The camp don senior the platoon 10 don with age but the fight was really for experience men o. All platoon 10 members come dey cheer, for their oga {as if , if na you , you for no cheer for ur oga? To get stronge oga good o, laughs} just then the camp don come carry up the platoon don won throw am for ground nai the platoon don come use snake style slip commot come turn round come use assault combat method tackle am come throw am down. Oboy na so all platoon 10 dem shout like say buhari don die.just then the battalion commander incharge of region 5 {battalion 5} come show na there fight come end. But kitchen saga still day. Episode 12 loading
6 Nov 2016 | 15:42
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EPISODE 12 AS SOON AS THE BATTALION DON SHOW, GUYS I TELL ONA SAY EVERY WHERE COME SILENT DIE. The fift battalion consist of bayelsa, rivers and akwa-ibom states. {that was then, cause now akwa-ibom state have been removed from 5th battalion and have been added to the 13th battalion which now consist of akwa-ibom and cross rivers states. So now na bayelsa and rivers come remain for 5th battalion} JUST THEN THE DON COME ORDER ALL OF US TO RETURN BACK TO OUR HOSTELS SO WE NO COME GET HIT ABOUT THE PENALTY WEY THE BATTALION DON GIVE DEM. BUT RUMOUR HAD IT THAT DEM SPEND THE NIGHT FOR GUARD ROOM. AT EXALTLY 11PM DOT, DEM COME BLOW WHISTLE FOR DINNER. NA SO WE COME TRUMP ENTER HALL , GUY ME ENTER MY FAVOURITE SEAT O, CAUSE SECTION LEADERS NA SEMI BOSS NA {WINKS}. JUST THEN, THE CHEFS DEM COME SHOW WITH THE FOOD, OMO NA GARRI AND SOUP I BEEN DEY EXPECT BUT WETIN I SEE NA WATERY BEANS O. NAI PLATOON 10 LEADER COME VEX POUR E BEANS SOON ALL PLATOON 10 MEMBERS COME FOLLOW SUIT. AFTER THE ACT, DEM WON MARCH ENTER KITCHEN NA THEIR WEY PLATOON 7 DEM COME BLOCK DEM. {platoon 7 dem been really support the camp don} OMO NA SO PLATES OF BEANS COME DEY FLYING FOR AIR, SEE KATAKATA NA, FOOD WEY MAN WON EAT NAI DEM DEY WASTE LIKE THAT? MTCHEW NA THEIR PROBLEM BE THAT SO NA DEM KNOW HOW TO HANDLE AM. JUST THEN MY PLATOON LEADER COME TELL US TO CARRY 10 COOLER OF FOOD. GUY WE JUST CARRY COOLER WITHOUT LOOKING INSIDE, MAKE DEM FIGHT WHEN DEM TIRE DEM GO REST {LAUGHS}........
7 Nov 2016 | 03:41
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EPISODE 13 All platoon 5 we come march go our hostel. Wen we reach nai we come open cooler, oboy see better garri and soup na. Nai we come start to share the food , within minutes every body don finish na we eat am quick come wash the coolers. Nai my platoon leader come tell us the section leaders to return the coolers. We come return the cooler hide enter kitchen drop am fine our level commot. Platoon 10 and 7 dem still dey carry out their fracart. Na dem know wetin be their problem o so e no concern me. Cause i know say na tomorow dem go stop to call us recruits. When we'll be address as soldiers , yes o, but that will be after the almighty jungle survival trainng. And that training not every one that go comes back as they went {if you survive o, but if you no survive then na story that touches go reach ur family} Already the battalion don been done give us details of what we're expected to put on and not to put on. So i was fully prepared. Soon i was back on my mattress, i kept on thinking about the day ahead. Just then the thoughts of what will be the fate of platoon 10 and 7 tomorow. Especially as 10 coolers of food lost, omo na real job we don help dem buy o. {laughs and winks} yes o na true say when two elephants fight na the grass dey suffer but today na the elephants dem go suffer o not the grass. {laughs} since platoon 10 and 7 dem say their own no good, make i see wetin go be their fate tomorow sha. But baba God forgive us for stealing the food for we know not what we were doing cause na hunger nai direct us powered by stomach kingdom, amen {GOD SELF GO UNDERstand~us} i was still in thoughts when i finally slept of, by now it was 1am... episode 14 will be updated this evening, stay tune to thompson's literal collection.
7 Nov 2016 | 04:15
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0Kay! next dude.
7 Nov 2016 | 14:02
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Next pls
7 Nov 2016 | 15:40
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Hmmmm
7 Nov 2016 | 17:30
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NEXT
8 Nov 2016 | 00:55
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Good 4 dem
8 Nov 2016 | 04:39
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Guys if you've not seen episode 10-13 in the story home page pls bear with me. I've contacted coolval on the issue , it will soon be resolve, when its food, you'll be notify , because of this issue, episode 14 have been suspended till further notice. Am sorry. You are free to complain to admits in order to make fixing of the issue fast. Thanks.
8 Nov 2016 | 05:36
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Note: done not food sorry for the error
8 Nov 2016 | 05:37
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thumbs up buddy!!!
8 Nov 2016 | 15:54
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The problem have been fixed. Thanks for your patience. Episodes 14-15 will be updating tomorow. Ones again thanks
9 Nov 2016 | 18:34
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EPISODE 14 DAY 3 i saw myself seating on a honourable seat. Among other senior officers. "captain you've been assign a combatant role to play. You've been appointed to work hand in hand with the Nigeria Army in borno state. Captain do you copy? " i look around to know who he was talking to, but all the officers around me were from 1 bar to 2 star. Just as i take a look where our rank insignia is always placed, i now realise that i was a 3star oga. So am the captain he was addressing. "sorry sir, i cleared my throat, what role do i have to play with the federal combatants?" i manage to ask amid confusion. "you see, when the federal combatants captured a territory from boko boys, they will move forward to capture more territory but the Gallant MOPOL will occupy the area. Ur role as a RAN officer is to make sure the place is safe , and also secure life and properties by being a watch dog and also guarding the people of that area. Put on stronge security check. Untill the place is safe again." "o i see" was my answer "so thats the role you gat to play. You'll be going with the 3rd and 4th platoons, you'll be the one to command them" "ok sir, but how about arms, are we to carry or not" the general look direct to my face then sigh "you're on a peace keeping mission so no arms,only baton, tear gas, koboko and hand cuff." "what!!!" it was more of an exclaimation than a question "yes, that a direct order" he replied candidly "from who?" i manage to ask him "RACOP" "I SEE" {for my mind, make God punish them there, how dem take expect make person go borno state for security things without arms. Dem dey mad!}"so when is the schedule time for departure?" i come manage to ask am coolly. "at 18.00hours on the dot tomorow" he replied "ok sir roger that loud and clear" {for my mind,make devil himself punish ona not God,so ona don arrange for my funeral finish won come send me to go pay ABUBAKIR SHEKEAU my last homage before dem go bury me} "copy" the guy replied i just stood up salute and stormed out of the office banging the door very hand. I no blame you sha, i blame myself cause nobi you send me to to come join, na me volunteer buy the form. If not you for no get mind tell me all these fucking trash. TBC
10 Nov 2016 | 04:05
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@fresh @hybrid @vivian @fr0sh new episode don show o
10 Nov 2016 | 09:12
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EPISODE 15 The next day, me and my appointed men, started the journey to the north esthern state. Our journey was smooth cause we were in a fleet of convoy. Guy see guns wey dem carry escort us na but dem no won give us, we couldn't make it to maiduguri that day so we have to stop over in kaduna from there we'll go direct to maiduguri. Around 2am in the morning an alarm was sounded that we were under attack na so the combatants squade dem shoot gun die. Chai just then i passed a call to the nearby army base for backup. {Thats why i dey like my military allies o, especially army, once you wire dem call for help during an emergency, dem go show in time nomatter the distance. Dem no dey like police wey go wait till the show finish before dem go come show come dey pick innocent people wey dem go see around all in the name me questioning/investigation. Once again to my Nigerian Army allies. Tuale for all of you o, more grease to ur gallant elbow}. Under 5mins, army don show na there wey i know the kind job i sign up for. See as bullet dey fly for sky like diamonds na it, lasted for 2 good hours before the attackers took to their heels. By now it was 4am. My gallant army shouted for joy and were celebrating. No more sleep again as every one was on guard. Till 6am our convoy was ready and this time army convoy follow us. We arrive maiduguri before 11am. After the normal protocols, we were posted out to our various Outpost. Guy the next dey i was around gwosa area when bokoharam attacked us , we took cover since we didn't have gun just as the fucking son of a bitch have said earlier. The MOPOL men fine level. Na my gallant ARMY allies come take the burden . Soon dem come over power these bokoharam boys nai dem {bokoharam} enter their vans run, since the army dem been no too plenty nai my boys come carry some of the army and bokoharam men guns {the ones wey die.} nai we come join the army dey chase the bokoharam. Nai our chase lead us into the almighty sambisa forest. Chai na so my moral born like hot coal. Soon we come enter their strongehold na there wey we come scatter this bokoharam dem na. We fire gun from 9am till 4pm before we come over power dem {thank God say the army guys were extra prepare dem come with more than enough bullet} nai we come capture dem. Na me self wey capture shekeau, come tell am to surrender nai i bring am out. Come dey shout kill shekeau! kill shekeau!! kill shekeau!!! We come dey gyrate with happiness dey go drag shekeau dey go, yes o today na today dem go make me a lieutenant colonel o or colonel not major o. And i bet the army will like to conscript me fully into a full combatant soldier. We come reach our check point nai shekeau come free himself won run nai i come dive am down see boxing na , me wey been dey hear shekeau , people say e ugly, guy me tell ona say shekeau even fine pass aisha buhari lol. Nai i scatter am with punch beat am black and white come finally throw am for ground come dey shout "moral" every body come dey respond "high!!!" nai i come kick shekeau throw for ground again come carry matchet wey i collect from am come raze am up , aim am for e throat, with the speed of lighten come dey bring am down with full force , yes o am on my way to stardom, shekeau just dey watch dey shake as the matchet dey descend, { so the almighty shekeau wey dey kill anyhow dey dear to die? Mtchew na e wahala be that so na him know the best way to handle am...} Matchet don dey reach shekeau neck..... THE END Watch out for the part 2 of this thrilling story
10 Nov 2016 | 10:06
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Waiting patiently for season two
10 Nov 2016 | 11:12
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patiently waiting for season 2
10 Nov 2016 | 11:28
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Waiting for season two I hope is not a dream
10 Nov 2016 | 11:44
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Nice ending of the season 1. The 2 is out.
10 Nov 2016 | 11:59
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good
10 Nov 2016 | 12:16
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Nice one...waiting patiently for season 2
10 Nov 2016 | 14:37
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Nice one Waiting for season two
11 Nov 2016 | 07:56
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U go soon wake up frm ya dream
11 Nov 2016 | 13:37
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Season 2 is out, but still updating
12 Nov 2016 | 05:44
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@luckyThompson were is the link for the season 3 abeg sharply.
13 Dec 2016 | 14:36
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@nwamajor https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/seven-days-to-make-a-man-3-by-lucky-thompson/ thats the link
15 Dec 2016 | 05:12
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ok nah
29 Jul 2017 | 23:53
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Haha
27 Jun 2018 | 03:32
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Take heart
27 Jun 2018 | 03:35
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Hmm
27 Jun 2018 | 04:01
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Soldiers
27 Jun 2018 | 04:09
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hahaha shekaeu sef dey fear
30 Apr 2019 | 08:15
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