A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees
this from a distance and says with caution
"this guy looks edible, never seen his kind
before". So the
lion starts rushing towards the dog with
menace.
The dog noticed and starts to panic but as
he's about to run he sees some bones next
to him and gets an idea and says loudly
"mmm...that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says "woah!
This guy seems tougher than he
looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed
everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes
that he can benefit from this situation by
telling the lion
and getting something in return. So the
monkey proceeds to tell the lion what
really happened and the lion says angrily
"get on my back, we'll get him together".
So they start rushing back to the dog.
The dog sees them and realized what
happened and starts to panic even more.
He then gets another idea and shouts
"where the hell is that monkey!? I told him
to bring me another lion an hour ago."
The lion stopped and ate the monkey for
dinner.
